The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt Venture was mad that he was no one's(non-personified) avatar.

[NameIess]

So Nameless made him an honorary avatar of Thaidakar. The guy already had so many, Nameless figured he wouldn't notice an extra lying around.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt did not like being one of Thaidakar's avatars and so he left to find a new narrator to become his avatar.

[NameIess]

This caused a problem, as basically every Narrator wanted Butt to be their avatar.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt he had one condition.

[NameIess]

They had to obey his every command.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

When the crowds cleared, there was a single person left standing.

[NameIess]

This person was... not Nameless.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Nor was it Wizard.

[NameIess]

Actually, come to think of it, Nameless had never seen this person before. Were they even a Narrator?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"It's not Eof either."

[NameIess]

This mysterious figure grabbed Butt and dissapeared.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This was of no surprise to anyone who knew the mysterious figure.

[Luckspren she/her]

However, as no one there knew him, they were all surprised. 

[NameIess]

In fact, the only person who knew the mysterious figure's name was Eof.

Edited July 22, 2022 by Nameless
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[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Except it was Uncle Brandy.

[NameIess]

Or at least it appeared to be.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

It was not, indeed, Uncle Brandy. it was Uncle Randy. Uncle Randy was Uncle Brandy's disowned brother from another mother.

[NameIess]

Uncle Randy had an evil plan to use Butt as the main character for his new series: The Thunderglow collection.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

it was a bootleg version of a tv series Thaidakar had made called the Lightningmist Gallery. Thaidakar was preparing to sue.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, due to a technicality in TLT legal code, Butt was immune to being sued, and this extended to anyone he was an avatar of.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar agreed, noone could sue Butt except Butt himself. thus was the technicality of things. Thaidakar started wondering if it would be plausible to hire Butt to do his financial businesses.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, Butt was busy being forced to act in a terrible knockoff copy of Brandon Samderson’s best books.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar and a band of Butt fan club members saved Butt from the experience using powerful technology stolen from Professor Jones' cousin's wife's brother's daughter's mentor's uncle's son. his name was Larry the Cucumber. no relation to Larry the Cable Guy.

[NameIess]

Uncle Randy took this as an opportunity to sue Thaidakar for avatar theft