The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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Nameless smiled, watching him go. All was according to plan. Well, almost all. He hadn’t predicted the cheese thing.

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Except, as he came home later that day, his plans had been tampered with.

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But that was to be expected. He wasn’t Eof, after all. So long as the variance was within his abilities to correct via some savvy Narration, everything was fine.

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Well reality came and slapped Nameless in the face. His plans were burned to a crisp.

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This was all well within Narratable parameters.

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So Eof started courting Butt's long lost sister. Whose name is...

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Ismerelda Venture.

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So Eof courted her for many years, until...

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They got happily married.

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This shook the foundations of Every World.

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Because Eof sent a lot of invitations out. Literally no one was excluded.

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Butt was the best man.

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Nameless gave away the bride, as the rest of her family was all dead.

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Hoid was the ringbearer.

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But Wayne had the backup wedding pendants, just in case.

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And Lift had the backup, backup pendants just in case.

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On the day of the wedding, to no one’s surprise, no rings or pendant showed up.

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So Steris pulled out all three pairs. She'd snuck them off Lift, Wayne, and Hoid.

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Nameless was disappointed that he didn’t have an opportunity to give the pair two exact copies of the One ring, but decided to not blow up the ceremony until it was finished.

Edited July 14, 2022 by Nameless

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The priest was Hrathen.

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He gave a nice three-hour long sermon on the benefits of joining Trellagism.

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"This was all sponsered by Kelsier." Said Hrathen at the end of his speech.

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Hrathen converted three hundred thousand people that day.

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And Wayne crashed the wedding and they had to move to a different building.

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But after all that, they finally managed to get married.