The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Nameless gasped. Butt Venture was Thaidakar's adopted grandson?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt Venture then fuzzed into Hoid, who ran away cackling.

[NameIess]

Nameless gasped again. Hoid had pretended to be Butt Venture in order to get adopted as Thaidakar's grandson?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Hoid then puffed into stormlight and Wizard fell off the top of the cliff, laughing all the way.

[NameIess]

Nameless gasped. Wizard had made an illusion of Hoid pretending to be Butt Venture in order to get the illusion adopted as Thaidakar's grandson?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Hoid came and started making fun of how much Nameless's jaw had dropped.

[NameIess]

His jaw had, in fact, fallen farther than the Ghanderflaffle empire.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Farther than Butt Venture and the power he had held.

[NameIess]

Farther than Thaidakar's self-esteem.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Farther than the quality of these farther jokes.

[NameIess]

Nameless was quite displeased with this, and went on a quest to find his missing jaw.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This quest took him into the realm of The Father, The Daughter, and The Son.

[NameIess]

Nameless waved hello to Darth Revan off in the sidelines, then gave the Son a vision of his future.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This completely altered everything in that universe but this all was irrelevant.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

Nameless politely asked AdoKho if he could have a copy.

the real AdoKho walked on screen and blinked, "that was... odd. and no you can't have a copy, sorry nameless, maybe in a few months."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The Sith came to Nameless and asked to learn of his secrets.

[NameIess]

32 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

the real AdoKho walked on screen and blinked, "that was... odd. and no you can't have a copy, sorry nameless, maybe in a few months."

Nameless sighed. "Fine. Can you at least tell me what Thaidakar wrote about my first meeting with him?"

31 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

The Sith came to Nameless and asked to learn of his secrets.

Nameless told them that the secret to gaining true power in the Dark side was falling in love with someone and then getting betrayed.

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

5 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless told them that the secret to gaining true power in the Dark side was falling in love with someone and then getting betrayed.

 

They all followed this advice and the results were terrifying.

[NameIess]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

They all followed this advice and the results were terrifying.

The jedi were wiped out within a week.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Worse than this, the sith learned how to travel the realities.

[NameIess]

So they joined the ranks of empires that attempted to conquer the cosmos.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They ended up ruling the empires and conquered the realities and proved to be a slight concern to Eof. The more terrifying thing was that they forced everyone to brush their teeth without putting water on first.

[NameIess]

This was part of their strategy to create hatred and thereby increase the numbers of potential recruits.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

57 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless sighed. "Fine. Can you at least tell me what Thaidakar wrote about my first meeting with him?"

gosh you had me scrolling...

"He says "the hotdog should have been scrumptious..."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

55 minutes ago, Nameless said:

This was part of their strategy to create hatred and thereby increase the numbers of potential recruits.

The sith numbers grew and they refrained from destroying themselves.