The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Lard landed on the edge of a cliff, putting down 655 and the puppy. "Alright Legend, I kidnapped the puppy. Can you change me back now? Why'd you even want the thing?" Legend's shade smiled at Asi, who was sniffing at 655's shoes curiously. "I always wanted a puppy. And you needed some spice in your life. You'll thank me later."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

44 minutes ago, Nameless said:

“Grandpa? Your puppy got kidnapped by a phoenix.”

Thaidakar cursed and teleported away.

12 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Lard landed on the edge of a cliff, putting down 655 and the puppy. "Alright Legend, I kidnapped the puppy. Can you change me back now? Why'd you even want the thing?" Legend's shade smiled at Asi, who was sniffing at 655's shoes curiously. "I always wanted a puppy. And you needed some spice in your life. You'll thank me later."

Thaidakar appeared, "GIVE ME MY PUPPY! ASI IS MINE!" he rushed and grabbed Asi in a short hug.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar appeared, "GIVE ME MY PUPPY! ASI IS MINE!" he rushed and grabbed Asi in a short hug.

"Oh. Well, I'm terribly sorry that I stole your puppy. I didn't want to do it, but, well, my brother made me." Lard suddenly transformed into a gigantic dragon with fiery horns and glowing black eyes.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Oh. Well, I'm terribly sorry that I stole your puppy. I didn't want to do it, but, well, my brother made me." Lard suddenly transformed into a gigantic dragon with fiery horns and glowing black eyes.

he blinked, "um, im confused." he summoned his narration blade, cautious. he teleported the puppy to a safe location then said, "what do you mean, your brother?"

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

he blinked, "um, im confused." he summoned his narration blade, cautious. he teleported the puppy to a safe location then said, "what do you mean, your brother?"

"Legend, my brother, wanted me to steal the puppy." The dragon grew larger and more menacing by the moment. "He also seems to want me to kill you or something."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

"Legend, my brother, wanted me to steal the puppy." The dragon grew larger and more menacing by the moment. "He also seems to want me to kill you or something."

he shrugged, "that's weird. why are you following his orders though? how about instead of KILLING me, you KILL me in chess or something?"

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

he shrugged, "that's weird. why are you following his orders though? how about instead of KILLING me, you KILL me in chess or something?"

"Well, he's in charge of my shapeshifting. Since it's his power, and all. He told me he'd leave me as a phoenix until I stole the puppy. And I don't think he wants me to kill you, just fight you. He was always challenging people when he was alive. Comes with being so powerful, I suppose."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

"Well, he's in charge of my shapeshifting. Since it's his power, and all. He told me he'd leave me as a phoenix until I stole the puppy. And I don't think he wants me to kill you, just fight you. He was always challenging people when he was alive. Comes with being so powerful, I suppose."

he shrugged, "so we just put on a show then? no killing preferred? alright, im down, give me a few minutes to prepare alright?"

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

he shrugged, "so we just put on a show then? no killing preferred? alright, im down, give me a few minutes to prepare alright?"

"He wants me to actually fight you. Right now he's telling me to hit you off the cliff with my tail."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

"He wants me to actually fight you. Right now he's telling me to hit you off the cliff with my tail."

he sighed, "so I only have about two seconds, great." he summoned his narration blade again and teleported on top of him, smashing the pommel of his sword in his head, "this better?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

20 hours ago, Nameless said:

"How could I help? I'm not a Narrator. I have no idea how to fix a shattered soul."

Who else? My av-av-avatar?

Edited May 26, 2022 by xinoehp512

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

he sighed, "so I only have about two seconds, great." he summoned his narration blade again and teleported on top of him, smashing the pommel of his sword in his head, "this better?"

"Ow! What'd you do that for?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"Ow! What'd you do that for?"

he shrugged, "I thought we had to fight or something!"

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

Who else? My av-av-avatar?

"I... I don't think he would want to help you at the moment. Maybe your author could help?"

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

he shrugged, "I thought we had to fight or something!"

"We don't have to fight. He'll probably get bored and let me become human again eventually."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

"We don't have to fight. He'll probably get bored and let me become human again eventually."

"oh, sorry about that then." he teleported back to his normal position, dismissing his blade, "alright then."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"I... I don't think he would want to help you at the moment. Maybe your author could help?"

Asking a bargain from Fate is a mistake.

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"oh, sorry about that then." he teleported back to his normal position, dismissing his blade, "alright then."

The dragon cocked his head, as if listening to something. "Okay, maybe we should fight, on second thought."

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Asking a bargain from Fate is a mistake.

"Alright. I'll trust your judgement. I don't really see how to fix this though. My knowledge of Narrators is secondhand, and even most Narrators don't really know much about their powers."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The survey considered for a moment. If only I could remember, it wrote.

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The survey considered for a moment. If only I could remember, it wrote.

"Is there a way to fix your memory?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Is there a way to fix your memory?"

I don't know where it went...

[NameIess]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

I don't know where it went...

"We could look for it, right? Maybe 655 has something to do with it?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

15 minutes ago, Nameless said:

The dragon cocked his head, as if listening to something. "Okay, maybe we should fight, on second thought."

he smiled, "alright, you seem like a nice guy, I won't seek to do anything beyond maiming." he teleported on their shoulder and stabbed them.

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

he smiled, "alright, you seem like a nice guy, I won't seek to do anything beyond maiming." he teleported on their shoulder and stabbed them.

Lard's shoulder instantly swallowed up the sword, disassembling the Narrationblade and incorporating it into his body, which rapidly shifted into a much smaller dragon covered in shiny metallic scales.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

11 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Lard's shoulder instantly swallowed up the sword, disassembling the Narrationblade and incorporating it into his body, which rapidly shifted into a much smaller dragon covered in shiny metallic scales.

Thaidakar groaned, dismissing the blade and resummoning it. "that was interesting," he teleported onto of them and bashed the swords pommel into their head.

[NameIess]

41 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar groaned, dismissing the blade and resummoning it. "that was interesting," he teleported onto of them and bashed the swords pommel into their head.

Lard absorbed the sword again, scales becoming even shinier.