The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Nameless shook his head, smiling. "I might, if I didn't happen to know that Moni was currently on the other side of the universe, far far away from here. Do you really think I wouldn't notice her presence?"

"Ouch. But I suppose everything is debatable, so fair."

He smiled, "then how do you prove this?" he pulled out the survey from his pocket.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

Nameless shook his head, smiling. "I might, if I didn't happen to know that Moni was currently on the other side of the universe, far far away from here. Do you really think I wouldn't notice her presence?"

"Ouch. But I suppose everything is debatable, so fair."

Everyone grinned. “Anyway, the fact that Moni is far away doesn’t matter if Abomination is a servant of the Witherlord. If someone as powerless as that fool can teleport people, I’m sure that his servants can too.”

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

He smiled, "then how do you prove this?" he pulled out the survey from his pocket.

Nameless rolled his eyes. "Now I know this is a fake Moni. Besides, all that killing Moni would gain you is a faster death. The day you kill my avatar is the day you will die."

Just now, Sequence said:

Everyone grinned. “Anyway, the fact that Moni is far away doesn’t matter if Abomination is a servant of the Witherlord. If someone as powerless as that fool can teleport people, I’m sure that his servants can too.”

"That is true. However, I can sense Moni's location at all times, and she is currently feeling slightly hungry and a little worried about something, in a location far from here."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Nameless rolled his eyes. "Now I know this is a fake Moni. Besides, all that killing Moni would gain you is a faster death. The day you kill my avatar is the day you will die."

"That is true. However, I can sense Moni's location at all times, and she is currently feeling slightly hungry and a little worried about something, in a location far from here."

he smiled, "fine, this isn't Moni." an illusion melted away, revealing Unintelligible, the survey had just been pure illusion.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"That is true. However, I can sense Moni's location at all times, and she is currently feeling slightly hungry and a little worried about something, in a location far from here."

“Alright then. But maybe you should be prepared for the fact that it is possible to disrupt such connections.”

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he smiled, "fine, this isn't Moni." an illusion melted away, revealing Unintelligible, the survey had just been pure illusion.

Everyone blinked. “Hm. That’s not good.” They dissipated into mist and began to flow towards Abomination, slowly surrounding him.

Edited May 26, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

he smiled, "fine, this isn't Moni." an illusion melted away, revealing Unintelligible, the survey had just been pure illusion.

"Great. Another person I like." Unintelligible disappeared. "Oh wait. Where'd he go? Too bad."

Just now, Sequence said:

“Alright then. But maybe you should be prepared for the fact that it is possible to disrupt such connections.”

"I suppose it is. However, that is not the case here. Moni and the survey cannot be separated except by death."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

"Great. Another person I like." Unintelligible disappeared. "Oh wait. Where'd he go? Too bad."

"I suppose it is. However, that is not the case here. Moni and the survey cannot be separated except by death."

Suddenly Abomination laughed, he sat down, laughing. Nowhere blinked, "does he do that often?"

Mythos shook his head, "no, not really."

Nowhere did a double take, "since when have you been here Mythos?"

He shrugged, "since I've been here, that doesn't matter."

"no, I think it does matter." said Nowhere, "you could be an illusion of Abomination's."

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Suddenly Abomination laughed, he sat down, laughing. Nowhere blinked, "does he do that often?"

Mythos shook his head, "no, not really."

Nowhere did a double take, "since when have you been here Mythos?"

He shrugged, "since I've been here, that doesn't matter."

"no, I think it does matter." said Nowhere, "you could be an illusion of Abomination's."

Nameless took the opportunity to separate Abomination's head from his shoulders.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Suddenly Abomination laughed, he sat down, laughing. Nowhere blinked, "does he do that often?"

Mythos shook his head, "no, not really."

Nowhere did a double take, "since when have you been here Mythos?"

He shrugged, "since I've been here, that doesn't matter."

"no, I think it does matter." said Nowhere, "you could be an illusion of Abomination's."

“Whats with all of these illusions?” Everyone’s misty form said, having now surrounded the entire group in a foggy haze of pure darkness.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Nameless took the opportunity to separate Abomination's head from his shoulders.

except abomination wasn't there, it was only an illusion. Abomination stabbed Nameless between the shoulder blades with his mordite sword. Impossible sprung into action and chopped off Abominatoion's arm while aiming for the head. Abomination screamed as he teleported away.

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

except abomination wasn't there, it was only an illusion. Abomination stabbed Nameless between the shoulder blades with his mordite sword. Impossible sprung into action and chopped off Abominatoion's arm while aiming for the head. Abomination screamed as he teleported away.

Nameless deflected the blow with his Narrationblade at the last instant. "Great. He ran away again. That one really is a coward."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Nameless deflected the blow with his Narrationblade at the last instant. "Great. He ran away again. That one really is a coward."

the arm lay on the floor, it happened to not be the one with the sword in it. Impossible sighed, "I was going for the head."

Thor walked in, "I believe that's my line."

Thaidakar blinked, "wait, im pretty sure I AM you Thor."

Thor exploded. mjiolnir and storm blessed were now hanging on Thaidakar's wall.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Nameless said:

Nameless deflected the blow with his Narrationblade at the last instant. "Great. He ran away again. That one really is a coward."

“How… how did he escape? Teleportation isn’t supposed to work in here.” The mist gathered together and formed Everyone. “I hate wither powers…”

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

the arm lay on the floor, it happened to not be the one with the sword in it. Impossible sighed, "I was going for the head."

Thor walked in, "I believe that's my line."

Thaidakar blinked, "wait, im pretty sure I AM you Thor."

Thor exploded. mjiolnir and storm blessed were now hanging on Thaidakar's wall.

Nameless rolled his eyes.

Just now, Sequence said:

“How… how did he escape? Teleportation isn’t supposed to work in here.” The mist gathered together and formed Everyone. “I hate wither powers…”

"Well, he might still be here, invisible."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Nameless rolled his eyes.

"Well, he might still be here, invisible."

Thaidakar nodded, "true."

Suddenly Thaidakar laughed, "wait, oh gosh! was Abomination really defending me?"

Nowhere nodded slowly.

Thaidakar burst out laughing even harder, "that's *laugh* that's hilarious! a wither creature defending my motivations! that's great, real great hah!"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Nameless said:

Well, he might still be here, invisible."

“True…” An odd pulsing filled the storm-eye thing, sucking the magic away from any spells of invisibility.

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar nodded, "true."

Suddenly Thaidakar laughed, "wait, oh gosh! was Abomination really defending me?"

Nowhere nodded slowly.

Thaidakar burst out laughing even harder, "that's *laugh* that's hilarious! a wither creature defending my motivations! that's great, real great hah!"

Nameless smiled. "Say, Thaidakar, do you know where Asi is?"

Just now, Sequence said:

“True…” An odd pulsing filled the storm-eye thing, sucking the magic away from any spells of invisibility.

This revealed a group of three bounty hunters in an invisible trench coat, about to stuff Thaidakar in a sack.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Nameless smiled. "Say, Thaidakar, do you know where Asi is?"

This revealed a group of three bounty hunters in an invisible trench coat, about to stuff Thaidakar in a sack.

Thaidakar jumped, he drew his narration blade and stabbed them all in a matter of seconds. he sighed, "Asi is staying with my grandson."

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar jumped, he drew his narration blade and stabbed them all in a matter of seconds. he sighed, "Asi is staying with my grandson."

Thaidakar's phone rang.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

11 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Thaidakar's phone rang.

His ringtone was the sound of glass shattering, for some reason.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

His ringtone was the sound of glass shattering, for some reason.

Nameless quickly changed Thaidakar ringtone to the sound of the Witherlord laughing.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless quickly changed Thaidakar ringtone to the sound of the Witherlord laughing.

There was much screaming.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

26 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Thaidakar's phone rang.

12 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless quickly changed Thaidakar ringtone to the sound of the Witherlord laughing.

Thaidakar smighed, he changed it to Abomination screaming in pain ,then he answered it, "yes? this is the greatest narrator in TLT."

[NameIess]

10 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar smighed, he changed it to Abomination screaming in pain ,then he answered it, "yes? this is the greatest narrator in TLT."

“Grandpa? Your puppy got kidnapped by a phoenix.”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Phoenix. That was... close, but not quite right. There was another name, something similar. Someone Gravel knew. But...

A girl with brown, asymmetrical hair. One eye was hidden. She wore black lipstick.

Edited May 26, 2022 by Zephrun's Imperium