The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Is it just me, or is everything fuzzy? remarked the survey.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

Is it just me, or is everything fuzzy? remarked the survey.

"Fuzzy?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The survey could not seem to focus properly.

[NameIess]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

The survey could not seem to focus properly.

"Uh, is this bad? I don't know survey medicine."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The survey supposed that this was another side effect of being fragmented.

[NameIess]

Moni was very worried. "It wasn't like this before, was it?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The survey could not remember a time when this had happened before.

[NameIess]

"We need to find an expert on Narrators. Someone who can figure out how to fix this."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

I know an expert- the survey started. No. Wait. I'm the expert.

[NameIess]

"Can you figure out a way to fix this?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The survey spent the next three minutes crunching numbers to no avail.

[NameIess]

Moni sighed. "Is there anyone else who could help?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

40 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Rep was not fooled, following the correct Thaidakar as he readied his Narrator capturing device, an upgraded and compacted version of the device Wizard had used on Thaidakar earlier.

Luckily Thaidakar had only been doing this stuff in a virtual simulation of the narrator world, he had been doing it since the penguin poker thing. he smiled as he sat down after the simulation, this kind of thing was fun for him. he sipped his south farthing root in silence.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Luckily Thaidakar had only been doing this stuff in a virtual simulation of the narrator world, he had been doing it since the penguin poker thing. he smiled as he sat down after the simulation, this kind of thing was fun for him. he sipped his south farthing root in silence.

All was silent. Right up until the net hit him.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

All was silent. Right up until the net hit him.

Luckily he had heard it and teleported seconds before it had touched him in any way, "that was a close one." he summoned his narration blade and teleported to a different location near Nameless, "hey Nameless, someone's trying to capture me."

[NameIess]

Nameless looked at him in confusion. "Dude. I'm in the middle of sentencing this guy to death."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

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"hey Nameless, someone's trying to capture me."

It was Fred.

Edited May 25, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

(Fred was one of Rep's associates)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar sighed, "fine, fine. wait, who are you sentencing to death?" he looked around, parliament was looking at him confuzzledly. "aight, ima go ask someone else." he teleported to somewhere noone could find him except for Noone, AdoKho, Spook, himself and Sequence.

[NameIess]

6 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar sighed, "fine, fine. wait, who are you sentencing to death?" he looked around, parliament was looking at him confuzzledly. "aight, ima go ask someone else." he teleported to somewhere noone could find him except for Noone, AdoKho, Spook, himself and Sequence.

Rep held AdoKho at gunpoint, giving Spook a flat stare. "You have two options. Either bring me to Thaidakar, or let poor AdoKho here die."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Suddenly, pineapples.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Rep held AdoKho at gunpoint, giving Spook a flat stare. "You have two options. Either bring me to Thaidakar, or let poor AdoKho here die."

Spook shuddered, "rep, why are you doing this?"

AdoKho smirked, "isn't it clear father? Rep has been working for Abomination the whole time, I thought it couldn't;t ever be true, I see I was wrong." AdoKho tapped a bare pewter band on his finger absently, he looked at Rep square in the face, "Rep, there's still time to become better, you can still be good."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Spook shuddered, "rep, why are you doing this?"

AdoKho smirked, "isn't it clear father? Rep has been working for Abomination the whole time, I thought it couldn't;t ever be true, I see I was wrong." AdoKho tapped a bare pewter band on his finger absently, he looked at Rep square in the face, "Rep, there's still time to become better, you can still be good."

Everyone appeared, attempting to kick Rep in the shin. "Forget about this one, he's too far gone."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

23 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Moni sighed. "Is there anyone else who could help?"

Like who?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Sequence said:

Everyone appeared, attempting to kick Rep in the shin. "Forget about this one, he's too far gone."

Impossible stepped out of the shadows, looking grim and holding a glowing machete, "I have my orders, rep, you're coming with me."