The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

5 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

the crystal had teleported to Everyone's stomach when it had been eaten by the Quarkbeast.

Rep was even more annoyed by this, but he went back to Everyone and used an inverter ray to get the crystal back.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fawful came and smacked Rep for taking his invention, he then started cackling madly.

[NameIess]

Rep killed Fawful and stuffed his body in a sack to deliver for a bounty later.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fawful held up his card and read "The bearer of this card may come back from being pardoned from life once."

[NameIess]

Rep acknowledged this and killed him again.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Somewhere distant a Eizard was born.

[NameIess]

Someone else was quite upset; Eizard eggs were quite the delicacy.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

15 hours ago, Nameless said:

"I'm only here for the crystal, and you know employers don't commonly tell me why they want something."

he shrugged, "fine, take it, but leave some cash."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A womp of Eizard's started hatching as it had been a couple centuries since more Eizards had been born. Long hatching periods and a short life span create suprisingly magical creatures.

[NameIess]

9 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

he shrugged, "fine, take it, but leave some cash."

Rep left precisely three dollars and seventy-nine cents.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Rep left precisely three dollars and seventy-nine cents.

Nowhere smiled softly. he then went back to ruminating on the state of narrators.

[NameIess]

Nameless wondered what exactly about Narrators Nowhere was ruminating about.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Meanwhile the Eizards were taking over the island the Ghanderflaffles were living on and no one knew what they looked like as anyone that had seen them had died.

[NameIess]

So the Ghanderflaffles decided to use them as fuel for their rocket engines.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

King Ghanderflaffle was now murdered by SNackle McGee.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This however ultimately failed and the Ghanderflaffle empire was destroyed and in a twist of fate the Eizards used the Ghanderflaffles for their fuel.

[NameIess]

Who was quickly killed by the King's honor guard, the Blue Heart.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Who then ever all used as fuel by the Eizards.

[NameIess]

But one Ghanderflaffle escaped this terrible fate, and vowed to bring an end to the Eizard empire. The Ghanderflaffle empire would rise again!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Or would it, only time would tell and the Eizard empire grew even surpassing the Ghanderflaffle empire at it's height.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

suddenly a man named Snuffles rose and took over the eizard empire from the inside.

[NameIess]

But Gladnir, the sole remaining free Ghanderflaffle, had a plan.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Snuffles was secretly a Ghanderflaffle.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This plan was to...

Skylander referrence?

Edited May 21, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

This plan was to...

Skylander referrence?

that old game... gosh I nearly forgot about it.