The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

luckily that planet was Braize so no-one cared. Thaidakar clapped and said, "ah well," he used his sling ring to teleport to Nebraska. then he ate a frugal wizard's handbook.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

17 hours ago, Nameless said:

"How am I supposed to know that? It was a rather vague vision. I didn't even see who killed all of X's avatars."

"It would seem that the Witherlord did so," replied the Wanderer. "And he may have gone farther than that."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The Witherlord's antics were frankly, quite annoying at times.

[NameIess]

24 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"It would seem that the Witherlord did so," replied the Wanderer. "And he may have gone farther than that."

"Yes, but there has to be a reason that I couldn't see the person who killed them."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Wanderer pondered this. "True... it is strange that his face was concealed. And still is."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar suddenly created a portal to somewhere else. "it is time."

[NameIess]

Nameless grabbed Sur and ran away.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Sur sighed and teleported next to Thaidakar. Thaidakar high fived Sur, "that was fun, since when did you know how to use illusion magic?"

"since I became a lightweiver," said Thaidakar#2 also known as Sur.

Thaidakar#2 went through the portal and it closed. Thaidakar then ate a slice of pizza and tortured Phineas again.

[NameIess]

Nameless responded by beheading Thaidakar again.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar reattached his head and said, "come on Lstml, why are you doing this?"

[NameIess]

Nameless shook his head. "Why do you keep calling me that?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar shrugged, "better to call a cat by its name than call it cat."

Edited March 11, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[NameIess]

Nameless frowned. "But that's not my name."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar smiled, "so?"

[NameIess]

Nameless rebeheaded Thaidakar.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar attached his head again and called @Sequence to be his lawyer, he dialed his phone, "yes this is Thaidakar, this guy named Nameless has beheaded me, what, four, five, times. I need a lawyer, yes I want to sue him."

[NameIess]

Nameless stabbed Thaidakar in the chest and kicked him into lava.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar ignored him and flew out of the lava, he healed immediately. "under the skin armor is fun as it's now a part of the sander verse."

[NameIess]

Nameless pointed out that stuff didn't need to be part of the sanderverse to be part of TLT, then kicked Thaidakar into some magic superlava.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar ignored it and teleported away from Nameless.

[NameIess]

Nameless laughed maniacally. Now that the superlava had infected Thaidakar, it would burn all the way to his soul.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar purified himself with anti-lava spray. anti-lava spray had been invented by Cheese Sandwich, his best friend in an alternate timeline.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, Nameless had long ago killed Cheese Sandwich and put a kandra in his place, resulting in Thaidakar's anti-lava spray being even more deadly poison.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar smiled as he murdered himself just as he projected his  conscience into his clone which he had made just then. he was perfectly fine, he then sent six million armies of sardaukar and fremen. 

[NameIess]

Of course, this did nothing to stop the superlava. It was attached to Thaidakar's soul and could never be healed or removed. Even if Thaidakar passed to the Beyond and returned, the superlava would continue burning his soul to nothing.