The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Suddenly and out of nowhere it was revealed that Thaidakar had never existed, only a lie, a mask to be put on remained. Thaidakar had been a lie the whole time, a lie created by none other than a child (not irl, this is referencing his backstory) a child by the name of Paul Atriedes.

 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone gasped. Wasn't that the guy from Dune?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

but that was also a lie, it wasn't even Paul atriedes. it was actually... Thaidakar eating a pancake in an old bathing suit.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone slapped Thaidakar and told him to get back on task.

Edited March 9, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

No one was quite sure what that task was, however.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Which is why Thaidakar had to get back to it.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, at that exact moment Thaidakar was attacked by his worst enemy:

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The enemy was named rubber duckies, ever since one had killed his father he had hated them dearly.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Rubber Duckies was so powerful, and so terrible, that even the Witherlord himself was almost scared of him.

[NameIess]

Rubber Duckies most powerful weapon was it's laser vision. It could burn away an entire planet with pure light.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar then killed rubber duckies because it was in his right, he had the ultimate weapon after all. suddenly someone realized that Thaidakar had never actually used any of his powers Adonalsium powers that much besides teleportation and summoning stuff. 

[NameIess]

Nameless asked Thaidakar what the ultimate weapon was, and how he had acquired it.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar smiled, "then ultimate weapons something none of us except for me anticipated." and he drew from his pocket the said ultimate weapon, it was none other than...

Edited March 9, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[NameIess]

Nameless stared curiously.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The weapon was a small lighter, "before you sigh complacently, this is no ordinary lighter, this thing can light anything and everything on fire, a fire that can burn ANYTHING, and I mean anything. there is no way to destroy this fire, it can destroy even a withergeist. but the drawback is it spreads everywhere."

[NameIess]

Nameless muttered something under his breath.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar teleported beside Nameless and said, "what was that?"

[NameIess]

"I said 'mine was cooler'"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"who cares, it can destroy withergeists and that is why I tried to find it," said Thaidakar, "but I also have something more controlled which has a far more impressive form."

[NameIess]

Nameless pulled out a flashlight. "You know this can kill withergeists too, right?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar widened his eyes, "WHAT! AND NOONE MENTIONED IT OR TOLD MEEEE!!!!!???"

[NameIess]

Nameless shrugged. "What, you didn't think to try light on the evil creatures of darkness?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"um, wait," Thaidakar scratched his head, "that doesn't make sense though, they have been fighting in SUNLIGHT. are flashlights special for some reason or is there a special battery?"

[NameIess]

"Oh, no. Light only works on the weakest of them. Same as your lighter."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

None of this mattered if the Witherlord was able to create as many Withergeists as he wanted.