The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

And then a thermonuke hit.

[NameIess]

It was a very large thermonuke. And it blew up the biscuits.

[Voidspawn he/him]

But Lift ate up the nuke before it landed.

[NameIess]

(Not that Lift managed to stop it from exploding. She just ate it.)

[Voidspawn he/him]

Because Lift muffled the bomb, it did not kill Chaos.

[NameIess]

But the biscuits were devastated. (And Lift died.)

[Voidspawn he/him]

Chaos mourned Lift, showering her in newly-baked biscuits.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Kelsier and Jasnah mourned the loss of their adopted daughter as well.

[NameIess]

Everyone was very sad.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Then they disowned her.

[NameIess]

Lift's ghost wandered the universe, shunned by every being in existence.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Especially the Voidbringer pet of hers.

[NameIess]

So Lift went on a vengeance arc.

[Voidspawn he/him]

She stole Cultivation's powers and revived herself.

[NameIess]

The took her wrath out on all who had shunned her. (Which was everyone)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Marsh's ghost said "good job, kid"

[NameIess]

Then Lift killed his ghost.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Then she killed Marsh's ghost.

[NameIess]

Twice, just to make sure. Then Lift killed Odium and Ruin, taking those shards for herself, becoming the shard of Vengeance

[Voidspawn he/him]

Then she attempted to revive her mom.

Edited January 19, 2021 by Voidspawn

[NameIess]

But she couldn't do that, sadly. The narrators denied her wish.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Brandon Sanderson made new Dawnshards and killed Lift with them, taking the power for himself.

Edited January 19, 2021 by Voidspawn

[NameIess]

But Lift refused to die. She had ascended from her role as a simple character, and become a fanfiction creation. Brandon had no power over her now.

[Voidspawn he/him]

So Brandon revived Adonalsium, and Adonalsium killed him with the help of Lift.

[NameIess]

But Lift was not finished. She would take her vengeance out on everyone who had ever shunned her.