The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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A cover up was arranged.

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And an identical pet rock was produced.

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It was successful.

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. . . In causing a massive lawsuit.

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That they won.

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They was very happy with all the money that she won.

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She used it to improve the sandwich shop.

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And thus the sandwich shop was able to grow.

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Becoming a franchise.

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It quickly became more popular than amazon.

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A rival sandwich company.

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Amazon was displeased about this development.

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So they hired a strike force.

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To "eliminate" the opposition.

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But they made a critical error!

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They forgot to tell the strike team to follow the law.

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So they performed... jaywalking.

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(And attempted assassination, but that's another story.) 

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Jaywalking was what they were caught for.

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And, let's be honest. That's all anyone really cared about.

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The trial began on the 32nd of November.

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But no one showed up except the jury and the accused.

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Because no one could figure out how to get there.

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Because they would have to jaywalk to get inside.

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Through time.