The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But that was irrelevant.

[NameIess]

Because the Ghanderflaffle libraries had been burned in the seventeenth epoch, during the great candy war. Their origins were forever left unspecified.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Well, except for that one thing that could specify it.

[NameIess]

The narrators. As they could literally rewrite history.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But anyways, the sandwich shop was having a grand reopening.

[NameIess]

This was really cool and awesome.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They were rolling out a new line of sandwiches.

[NameIess]

With brand new, unspecified ingredients!

[+Doomstick he/him]

The Moo Ducks loved the sandwiches.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

There was no dairy in the filling.

[NameIess]

At least, not that they knew about.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

There was a fruit product, however.

[NameIess]

That was made out of 19% fruit!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

There was also a nut product.

[NameIess]

Made out of sugar!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And oil.

[NameIess]

And everything except for nuts.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That combined to form nuts.

[NameIess]

Except everyone was allergic to them. And no one could sue.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So the recipe was adjusted.

[NameIess]

To make everything allergic to it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But people were fine.

[NameIess]

As long as they weren't made of stone.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But no-one was, so the shop made thousands.

[NameIess]

Until a pet rock was killed.