The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Come, my child,” the mother rock rumbled.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The rock tumbled out of the ninja's hand and followed her.

[Silva]

The ninjas were at a loss for words after seeing such a heart-warming reunion.

[NameIess]

Then they got back to interrogating Ene.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they wanted to know more about her powers of milestone disruption.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But then she sneezed.

[NameIess]

And they all died.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

They went to ninja heaven. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Then they were reborn as shinjas.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

Except they wore green tights. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

In the new year.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

And they danced under the light of the fireworks. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which were blue.

[NameIess]

And Ultraviolet.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

For the bees.

[NameIess]

And infared.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

For the wombats

[NameIess]

And Megablue.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

For... the firework designers weren't sure exactly.

[NameIess]

But it looked absolutely awesome.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It left impressions.

[NameIess]

Impressions of pain, suffering, and death.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

Everyone who was watching cried. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But they were tears of joy.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

Because the fireworks had finally given them something to relate to.