The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

So the Philanderflaffles sent someone competent to stop the Finder. 

[NameIess]

So the Ghanderflaffles declared war.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was so competent, he didn't even need a name to defeat the Finder.

[NameIess]

But he was terrible at war strategy.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So the Philanderflaffles fired him and hired a decent general.

[NameIess]

A. Decent General was a very good military leader. So good, in fact, that he was able to win a battle against the Ghanderflaffles.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And then another.

[NameIess]

But then the Ghanderflaffles hired ninjas to kill A. Competent General.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The ninjas failed though.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Except they did manage to deliver him a housewarming gift.

[NameIess]

That was poisoned. It killed his brother.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The fury drove him to further success in the war.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Ghander surrendered and recognized Philander as an independant nation.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

All of Philander rejoiced.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

And all the Ghanderflaffles got dehydrated from their tears. 

Spoiler

Yes, i am on this thread now. 

 

[dannnex male]

The Ghanderflaffles almost got dehydrated from their tears, but Narrator L hadn’t bolded it, so it wasn’t canon. Instead they got dehydrated from their tiers.

[+Doomstick he/him]

They had become cake... or were they always cake?

[NameIess]

They hired a philosopher to decide.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The philosopher was a consultant.

[NameIess]

On the side. He came to the eventual conclusion that

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The cake was a lie.

They were actually ogres.

Edited December 24, 2020 by xinoehp512

[NameIess]

The GhanderOgres were perturbed.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Incredibly perturbed.

[NameIess]

So they tried to find someone who could turn them back into Ghanderflaffles.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Another consultant was put on  the books.