The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The ghanderflaffle was fed up with the king and decided to go find a new empire.

[NameIess]

So they left to go to TST. But they couldn't get there easily anymore.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

He went on a long and arduous journey including, but not limited to, a vast desert, a sentient river, a very large volcano, and a singing leprechaun. 

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... ninja'd.

Edited December 21, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he decided to found his own empire.

[NameIess]

The rogue Ghanderflaffles' journey was so long and so arduous, that they decided to go back to the Ghanderflaffle empire, where they were all executed.

Edited December 21, 2020 by Nameless

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Luckily, the ninjas intervened and saved the ghanderflaffle, making him the leader of their empire.

Edited December 21, 2020 by xinoehp512

[NameIess]

The king, that was. Of course, he was secretly Uncle Brandy in disguise.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The second Uncle Brandy, in fact, since the first one was still ruling over the ghanderflaffle empire.

[NameIess]

In theory.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But that was irrelevant, as the second Uncle Brandy was actually an imposter named Bob!

[NameIess]

*Gasp*

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was, in fact, a ghanderflaffle disguised as a human disguised as a ghanderflaffle.

[NameIess]

Which was very confusing. Or it would be, if Ghanderflaffles couldn't see through any disguise.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In fact, it was only the non-ghanderflaffles who were confused. Just as he intended.

[NameIess]

And just as the emperor of the Ghanderflaffles intended.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

For they were secretly in league!

[NameIess]

(As should have been obvious.)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

(As no emperor would ever execute a beggar. That was just asking for disaster.)

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

It was at this point that all non-Ghanderflaffle bystanders dropped dead, out of confusion.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This, unfortunately, included all of Bob's subjects.

[NameIess]

The emperor of the Ghanderflaffles decided to make a speech. "THE GHANDERFLAFFLE EMPIRE IS AT IT'S HEIGHT! OUR FOES HAVE FALLEN, THE NARRATORS HAVE ABANDONED THEIR PEOPLE DO DEATH AND DESTRUCTION. WE RULE TRIUMPHANT! THE GHANDERFLAFFLE EMPIRE IS NO LONGER RISING, WE HAVE RISEN!"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The declaration caused significant unease among the populace.

[NameIess]

For generations, the Ghanderflaffles had always held to one goal, one command: RISE.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Now, they had accomplished it.

[NameIess]

What meaning did their lives have anymore?