'Sup

[LeGrand]

I exist! (Unless I'm just a figment of one of y'alls overactive imaginations.)

[Archer he/him]

Welcome to the big family! The big idea of this website is to talk about our favourite Sanderson books, so I've got to ask, what's yours? It it Oathbringer (you know, the big one)? 

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

1 hour ago, LeGrand said:

Unless I'm just a figment of one of y'alls overactive imaginations.

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and offer you a cookie and upvote. 

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Hello! Welcome to the Shard! I see archer has already asked you what your favorite book is.

All I have to add, is that you probably don't want to take any free cookies. Free stuff is often too good to be true. Or it has some catch. (in this case, te catch is likely a hemalurgic spike)

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Since Stormblessed Dolphin does not believe in me. Here have an clean safe good cookie.

 

Edited April 20, 2018 by ElephantEarwax

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

Don't trust any of the spiked cookies, especially those given out by ElephantEarwax up there. And don't say "My life to yours, my breath becomes yours". Unless you want to be hemallurgically spiked or to become a drab.

[Blazenella he/him]

Hi there! Welcome to the forums! Ignore the idiots fighting over spiked cookies, join the ghostbloods by PMing me or going here! 

 

[Guest]

On 4/19/2018 at 2:12 PM, LeGrand said:

I exist! (Unless I'm just a figment of one of y'alls overactive imaginations.)

 

 

That may be entirely possible, actually!~

[Guest]

On 4/19/2018 at 9:28 PM, ElephantEarwax said:

Since Stormblessed Dolphin does not believe in me. Here have an clean safe good cookie.

 

real talk though:  It does look really good actually.  That's all I'm gonna say about that, though!~

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

3 hours ago, Illythyrra Eldin said:

real talk though:  It does look really good actually.  That's all I'm gonna say about that, though!~

Come to the Dark side Alley. We have cookies.

[Guest]

20 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said:

Come to the Dark side Alley. We have cookies.

You are asking me to give up being a priestess for Harmony, and become a Sorceress?  Filled with a dark yet sexy power to seduce men and women, to control the dead and bend the living to my will?  Where do I sign up????

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

8 minutes ago, Illythyrra Eldin said:

You are asking me to give up being a priestess for Harmony, and become a Sorceress?  Filled with a dark yet sexy power to seduce men and women, to control the dead and bend the living to my will?  Where do I sign up????

Visit the DA thread for more info.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Now may be a good time to mention, TUBA has the exact same cookie recipe, and you never have to worry about it containing hemalurgic metals.

[Guest]

On 4/20/2018 at 7:48 AM, The Thinking Herald said:

Don't trust any of the spiked cookies, especially those given out by ElephantEarwax up there. And don't say "My life to yours, my breath becomes yours". Unless you want to be hemallurgically spiked or to become a drab.

Pay no attention to this lying fear monger.  The light seeks to claim your souls for it's own petty desires, but the dark is just and honest with it's members. Live a little, eat all the cookies you wish, the issue of your breath will take care of itself in due time.

Edited April 22, 2018 by Illythyrra Dark

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

Storm it, Illythyrra. When did you turn to the ways of the Dark Alley?

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Recently. 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, The Thinking Herald said:

Storm it, Illythyrra. When did you turn to the ways of the Dark Alley?

When I realised I was on the losing side, forced into servitude by those who use the light to justify their slavery of those weak enough to not fight for their own power.  I spit at you and your "light"  the Dark is honest in all that it is.  the more the light grows, the more darkness there will be to meet it.

[Yvainnie she/her]

2 hours ago, Illythyrra Dark said:

When I realised I was on the losing side, forced into servitude by those who use the light to justify their slavery of those weak enough to not fight for their own power.  I spit at you and your "light"  the Dark is honest in all that it is.  the more the light grows, the more darkness there will be to meet it.

What about: "Live free, don’t join." ?