Stormrunner1730 Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 Kaladin- Human Jasnah- Badass Elend- Aloof Dalinar- Honor Moash- Broken Szeth- Strong
digitalbusker he/him Posted February 17, 2018 Posted February 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Toaster Retribution said: Stick: Overrated. @Toaster Retribution: Cray-ola. 1
Xaladin he/him Posted February 18, 2018 Posted February 18, 2018 Kiin: Rad Tonk Fah: Disturbing Navani: Seductress Rysn: Bold Demoux: Focused Dalinar: Boss Nightwatcher: Twisted
IronBars he/him Posted February 18, 2018 Posted February 18, 2018 Kaladin - conflicted Shallan - irritating Adolin - brave Szeth - redeeming Jasnah - harsh Dalinar - fake Renarin - useless Lift - funny Moash - clear-sighted Elhokar - disapointing Venli - two-faced
+ILuvHats he/him Posted February 19, 2018 Posted February 19, 2018 Wayne: Hat-toning (for his mistakes) Szeth: Shin-consolable Adolin: totally-gonna-raise-his-Blade-from-the-dead (that’s one word, and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise) Sorry. Couldn’t Hoid myself back. 2
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted February 20, 2018 Posted February 20, 2018 (edited) Ok, let's try a slightly different tack here, how about describing the Cosmere characters as different prescription or illicit drugs or medical procedures... STORMLIGHT: Tien - Prozac (for Kaladin) Teft - Oxycodone Renarin - Ritalin Jansah - Huperzine A Shallan - Thorazine Lopen - Lavis Beer Dalinar the Barbarian - Amphetamines Dalinar the Penitent - Ethyl Alcohol Taravangian - Chemotherapy...Ouch Venli - Anti-Retro viral (the duplicitous double-double agent in medicine) Adolin - Placebo (come on, you know he's a total sugar pill) Evi - Nitroglycerin (saved dalinar's heart after all) Axies the Collector - LSD Arclo and the other Dysian Aimians - Hallucinogenic Frog Licking MISTBORN: Kelsier - Epinephrine Breeze - Barbiturates Ham - Steroids Marsh - Mineral water enema Sazed - Alka-Seltzer Clubs - Tucks Medicated Pads Demoux - Ergotism Spook - Red Bull Elend - Castor Oil MISTBORN ERA 2: Wax - High Fiber Diet Steris - Glycerin suppository Wayne - High Fructose Corn Syrup Allomancer Jack - 100% pure, certifiably guaranteed authentic genuine snake oil**Note does not contain any oil, or any product derived from a snake WARBREAKER: Susebron - Powdered Sugar Siri - Pure Cane Sugar Tonk Fah - Ether designed to be huffed (like Frank Booth in Blue Velvet) Vivena - Liquid Nitrogen (useful for removing unwanted warts...) Vasher - Traumatic Surgery (sorry, that limb can't be saved we have to remove it) Lightsong - Non-alcoholic beer (he can't handle his liquor because he heals too quickly) Edited February 20, 2018 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine 1
digitalbusker he/him Posted February 20, 2018 Posted February 20, 2018 @hoiditthroughthegrapevine I am confuse. Some of these seem like what you think they are, and some what you think they need. And all the sugar means what?
Cognitive Shadow he/him Posted February 20, 2018 Posted February 20, 2018 I think that the various medications will get way too over complicated. We should stick with one word. Nightblood-Deevy Stick-Stubborn Kaladin-Protective Axies the Collector-Obsessed Shallan-Three Adolin-Confused Szeth-Repentant Lift-Hungry Sadeas-Decomposing (Or a stone statue. Storming Soulcasters) Taravangian-Traitor Dalinar-Honorable Mraize-RAFO Taln-Broken Nin-Worsening Syl-Motherly Pattern-Curious 1
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