Howdy!

[Stilgar12 he/him]

Greetings!

I am so excited to become a part of this community, at least a little bit! I am long time fantasy reader, a definite fanboy of Sanderson.

I got into Sanderson after he finished WoT. WoK was my first Sanderson book and so the series has a special place in my heart! i have perused these forums off and on for years but I think its time to stop being such a lurker so here goes!

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

We are excited to have you here, WOK was my first Sanderson book too. Don't eat the cookies, they're as dangerous as a whitespine.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Welcome to the shard! 

As far as cookies go, it really depends on who you get them from. The majority of people here tend to spike them. My cookies are fine, though you may get one with a few hundred breaths in it. I'm curious about the effects of consuming breaths via food.

[Quickbronze he/him]

@Ookla The Idiot tends to make strangely invested cookies, @Ookla the Capricious and his associates tend to put hemalurgic spikes in theirs, and I give away investment-free baked goods. However, I rarely do so on these threads, in order to avoid being mistaken for a DA Denizen.

[Sasja2112 she/her]

Welcome, Stilgar! Hope all is well on Arrakis. 

[A Dopey Spren he/him]

Welcome! As a spren I feel obligated to caution you of those who offer any sort of baked goodies (they aren't what they seem!).

[Stilgar12 he/him]

All this talk of cookies has both befuddled me and made me hungry... Thank you?

 

and @Sasja2112 The spice flows!

[AbsentKeeper he/him]

11 minutes ago, Stilgar12 said:

All this talk of cookies has both befuddled me and made me hungry... Thank you?

It's just people abusing a bad inside joke 

Welcome to the Shard, our ways are mysterious, but you will learn them with patience.

Edited December 2, 2017 by Ookla the Cow

[Stilgar12 he/him]

What about all the different Ooklas? Is that another joke or reference I am not getting?

[AbsentKeeper he/him]

4 minutes ago, Stilgar12 said:

What about all the different Ooklas? Is that another joke or reference I am not getting?

It's a holiday season here on the Shard!

[MacThorstenson he/him]

21 minutes ago, Ookla the Cow said:

It's just people abusing a bad inside joke 

Welcome to the Shard, our ways are mysterious, but you will learn them with patience.

THIS IS NOT AN "BAD" INSIDE JOKE. Our work pushes the bounds of Hemalurgy further every day, and will eventually encompass the entire world. Its not a bad inside joke, it is the future.

[Sasja2112 she/her]

6 hours ago, Stilgar12 said:

and @Sasja2112 The spice flows!

The spice must flow, so... this is good news yes