Popular Post Anarkitty she/her Posted October 5, 2017 Popular Post Posted October 5, 2017 Me: I think I messed up my name on the Shard. KK: How? Me: I think it's supposed to be the King Mother, as in Mother of the King. KK: But that sounds rather gender confused. Me: See, that would make me all modern and hip. ________________ Me: I should change my name on the Shard. KK: [sighing] To what? Me: How 'bout Anarchy? KK: I think your avatar already says that loud and clear. ________________ Me: I deadlifted two plates today! KK: [nodding with a noticeable lack of enthusiasm and understanding] Hmm. That's nice. Me: [pointing towards rack of weights] See the big ones, the 45s? I had two of those on each end of the barbell. KK: [with horror] Why would you do that? Me: Because I can. KK: If I drool on my finger and then touch [Kobold Minion 1]'s neck, that answer doesn't fly. ________________ KK: What even IS this? Me: Metallica. KK: I swear. You kids and the noise you call music. 20
Anarkitty she/her Posted October 5, 2017 Author Posted October 5, 2017 Oh, hush and go find a pony shirt for the movie. 1
Anarkitty she/her Posted October 5, 2017 Author Posted October 5, 2017 KK: Whoa! Did you see the tail on that scissor tail? Me: Hm, nope. KK: It was long. Me: Ah. And that's cool? KK: Take it from me: That was the Jason Momoa of scissor tails. Me: [a little more interested] Really? That bird was that hot? KK: You can quote me on that...as long as you provide the context. _________ So, context provided, though for FULL context, I'll also mention that *I* am the one who has a thing for Jason Momoa, not Kobold. 4
Mestiv he/him Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, Overstorm said: *backs out slowly* Oh come on, you should appreciate such family moments, not walk away from them
Oversleep Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 Just now, Mestiv said: Oh come on, you should appreciate such family moments, not walk away from them Well, maybe...? *turns on appreciation* I'm not sure how I'd handle stuff should my mom join the Cosmere groups I admin So I can kinda relate to this situation! 1
Anarkitty she/her Posted October 5, 2017 Author Posted October 5, 2017 C'mon, y'all. Moms can be cool, too. :-) And I found Brandon Sanderson and the Shard way before the boy did. Besides, I'm sure this mood will pass soon. They usually do. And I'm not even drinking this time! 3
Argent he/him Posted October 6, 2017 Posted October 6, 2017 (edited) 50 minutes ago, The Queen Mother said: C'mon, y'all. Moms can be cool, too. :-) And I found Brandon Sanderson and the Shard way before the boy did. Besides, I'm sure this mood will pass soon. They usually do. And I'm not even drinking this time! I am not comfortable with moms who are too cool. Such thing is of Ruin. Edited October 6, 2017 by Argent 2
Anarkitty she/her Posted October 6, 2017 Author Posted October 6, 2017 Kobold Princess: [stepping over a bunch of acorns while going into the theater] Why are there so many nuts? Me: 'Cause you have a lot of brothers. [Groans and a bit of laughter from Kobold Minion 2. That's generally considered bad.] Me: Hey, [Kobold]. Remind me to post that to the Shard when we get home. KK: Oh, I don't think I will remember. ________ That's okay. I remembered anyway. :-) 3
Anarkitty she/her Posted October 6, 2017 Author Posted October 6, 2017 (edited) Me: I'm going to buy a tank top that says, "Weight lifters like it hard and heavy." KK: [sighing] No. Me: See, it's funny because of the ambiguous nature of the antecedent of the pronoun "it" in that sentence. KK: No, it's just not funny. ______________ ETA: Frankly, though it shames to me admit this, I think he just doesn't know what an antecedent is. Edited October 6, 2017 by The Queen Mother 4
Anarkitty she/her Posted October 6, 2017 Author Posted October 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Argent said: I am not comfortable with moms who are too cool. Such thing is of Ruin. It's totally a thing of Harmony. Your mind is simply divided.
Anarkitty she/her Posted October 6, 2017 Author Posted October 6, 2017 51 minutes ago, The Queen Mother said: ETA: Frankly, though it shames to me admit this, I think he just doesn't know what an antecedent is. Me: You DON'T know what an antecedent is, do you? KK: Sure I do. It's [glancing at monitor] a thing or event that existed before or logically precedes another. Me: An antecedent is the word that a pronoun replaces. KK: [sighing] Why do we even need a word for that? _________________ Have y'all noticed how often he sighs at me? I didn't notice till I started typing up these conversations. 1
Shqueeves Posted October 6, 2017 Posted October 6, 2017 I'm slightly confused. Are you Kobold's mother?
Anarkitty she/her Posted October 6, 2017 Author Posted October 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, Shqueeves said: I'm slightly confused. Are you Kobold's mother? Yes. It's not just a member title. ;-) Which, I suppose, would be a pretty odd member title otherwise. 1
Mestiv he/him Posted October 6, 2017 Posted October 6, 2017 @The Queen Mother I really like your conversations, but I have to ask you not to double-post. If your post is the last in a topic it is preferred to you the EDIT function and expand it.
Anarkitty she/her Posted October 6, 2017 Author Posted October 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mestiv said: @The Queen Mother I really like your conversations, but I have to ask you not to double-post. If your post is the last in a topic it is preferred to you the EDIT function and expand it. Noted. :-)
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted October 6, 2017 Posted October 6, 2017 Kobold needs to stop sighing and start coming up with wittier responses.
Argent he/him Posted October 6, 2017 Posted October 6, 2017 39 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said: Kobold needs to stop sighing and start coming up with wittier responses. Maybe we could negotiate a treaty with @The Queen Mother for an exchange students kind of program, except it's exchange children. @Kobold King gets stuck with some random uncool mom for 6 months, and a lucky child goes to have the time of its life. 1
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted October 6, 2017 Posted October 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, Argent said: Maybe we could negotiate a treaty with @The Queen Mother for an exchange students kind of program, except it's exchange children. @Kobold King gets stuck with some random uncool mom for 6 months, and a lucky child goes to have the time of its life. That would be wonderful. I vote that we exempt my mother however, I don't think she constitutes as "uncool" or "cool" more down the "Why does god hate me" category.
Anarkitty she/her Posted October 6, 2017 Author Posted October 6, 2017 (edited) 7 hours ago, Argent said: Maybe we could negotiate a treaty with @The Queen Mother for an exchange students kind of program, except it's exchange children. @Kobold King gets stuck with some random uncool mom for 6 months, and a lucky child goes to have the time of its life. I want a drinker. He's about to turn 21, but he won't have a drink with me. ETA: Not a HEAVY drinker, you understand. I think it's good to know where the line between FUN and disFUNctional is. Edited October 6, 2017 by The Queen Mother
Kobold King he/him Posted October 6, 2017 Posted October 6, 2017 7 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said: Kobold needs to stop sighing and start coming up with wittier responses. sigh 4
Oversleep Posted October 6, 2017 Posted October 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Kobold King said: sigh Now his sighs are bolded and italicized! What's next, sighs size 72?!
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