Popular Post Anarkitty Posted October 5, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 Me: I think I messed up my name on the Shard. KK: How? Me: I think it's supposed to be the King Mother, as in Mother of the King. KK: But that sounds rather gender confused. Me: See, that would make me all modern and hip. ________________ Me: I should change my name on the Shard. KK: [sighing] To what? Me: How 'bout Anarchy? KK: I think your avatar already says that loud and clear. ________________ Me: I deadlifted two plates today! KK: [nodding with a noticeable lack of enthusiasm and understanding] Hmm. That's nice. Me: [pointing towards rack of weights] See the big ones, the 45s? I had two of those on each end of the barbell. KK: [with horror] Why would you do that? Me: Because I can. KK: If I drool on my finger and then touch [Kobold Minion 1]'s neck, that answer doesn't fly. ________________ KK: What even IS this? Me: Metallica. KK: I swear. You kids and the noise you call music. 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 MOOOOM 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarkitty Posted October 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 Oh, hush and go find a pony shirt for the movie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarkitty Posted October 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 KK: Whoa! Did you see the tail on that scissor tail? Me: Hm, nope. KK: It was long. Me: Ah. And that's cool? KK: Take it from me: That was the Jason Momoa of scissor tails. Me: [a little more interested] Really? That bird was that hot? KK: You can quote me on that...as long as you provide the context. _________ So, context provided, though for FULL context, I'll also mention that *I* am the one who has a thing for Jason Momoa, not Kobold. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 *backs out slowly* 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mestiv Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, Overstorm said: *backs out slowly* Oh come on, you should appreciate such family moments, not walk away from them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 Just now, Mestiv said: Oh come on, you should appreciate such family moments, not walk away from them Well, maybe...? *turns on appreciation* I'm not sure how I'd handle stuff should my mom join the Cosmere groups I admin So I can kinda relate to this situation! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarkitty Posted October 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 C'mon, y'all. Moms can be cool, too. :-) And I found Brandon Sanderson and the Shard way before the boy did. Besides, I'm sure this mood will pass soon. They usually do. And I'm not even drinking this time! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modal Seoul Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 WHAT IS HAPPENING???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 This is...the greatest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argent Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 (edited) 50 minutes ago, The Queen Mother said: C'mon, y'all. Moms can be cool, too. :-) And I found Brandon Sanderson and the Shard way before the boy did. Besides, I'm sure this mood will pass soon. They usually do. And I'm not even drinking this time! I am not comfortable with moms who are too cool. Such thing is of Ruin. Edited October 6, 2017 by Argent 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarkitty Posted October 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 Kobold Princess: [stepping over a bunch of acorns while going into the theater] Why are there so many nuts? Me: 'Cause you have a lot of brothers. [Groans and a bit of laughter from Kobold Minion 2. That's generally considered bad.] Me: Hey, [Kobold]. Remind me to post that to the Shard when we get home. KK: Oh, I don't think I will remember. ________ That's okay. I remembered anyway. :-) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarkitty Posted October 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 (edited) Me: I'm going to buy a tank top that says, "Weight lifters like it hard and heavy." KK: [sighing] No. Me: See, it's funny because of the ambiguous nature of the antecedent of the pronoun "it" in that sentence. KK: No, it's just not funny. ______________ ETA: Frankly, though it shames to me admit this, I think he just doesn't know what an antecedent is. Edited October 6, 2017 by The Queen Mother 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarkitty Posted October 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Argent said: I am not comfortable with moms who are too cool. Such thing is of Ruin. It's totally a thing of Harmony. Your mind is simply divided. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarkitty Posted October 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 51 minutes ago, The Queen Mother said: ETA: Frankly, though it shames to me admit this, I think he just doesn't know what an antecedent is. Me: You DON'T know what an antecedent is, do you? KK: Sure I do. It's [glancing at monitor] a thing or event that existed before or logically precedes another. Me: An antecedent is the word that a pronoun replaces. KK: [sighing] Why do we even need a word for that? _________________ Have y'all noticed how often he sighs at me? I didn't notice till I started typing up these conversations. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 I'm slightly confused. Are you Kobold's mother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarkitty Posted October 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, Shqueeves said: I'm slightly confused. Are you Kobold's mother? Yes. It's not just a member title. ;-) Which, I suppose, would be a pretty odd member title otherwise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mestiv Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 @The Queen Mother I really like your conversations, but I have to ask you not to double-post. If your post is the last in a topic it is preferred to you the EDIT function and expand it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarkitty Posted October 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mestiv said: @The Queen Mother I really like your conversations, but I have to ask you not to double-post. If your post is the last in a topic it is preferred to you the EDIT function and expand it. Noted. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 Kobold needs to stop sighing and start coming up with wittier responses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argent Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 39 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said: Kobold needs to stop sighing and start coming up with wittier responses. Maybe we could negotiate a treaty with @The Queen Mother for an exchange students kind of program, except it's exchange children. @Kobold King gets stuck with some random uncool mom for 6 months, and a lucky child goes to have the time of its life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, Argent said: Maybe we could negotiate a treaty with @The Queen Mother for an exchange students kind of program, except it's exchange children. @Kobold King gets stuck with some random uncool mom for 6 months, and a lucky child goes to have the time of its life. That would be wonderful. I vote that we exempt my mother however, I don't think she constitutes as "uncool" or "cool" more down the "Why does god hate me" category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarkitty Posted October 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 (edited) 7 hours ago, Argent said: Maybe we could negotiate a treaty with @The Queen Mother for an exchange students kind of program, except it's exchange children. @Kobold King gets stuck with some random uncool mom for 6 months, and a lucky child goes to have the time of its life. I want a drinker. He's about to turn 21, but he won't have a drink with me. ETA: Not a HEAVY drinker, you understand. I think it's good to know where the line between FUN and disFUNctional is. Edited October 6, 2017 by The Queen Mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 7 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said: Kobold needs to stop sighing and start coming up with wittier responses. sigh 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Kobold King said: sigh Now his sighs are bolded and italicized! What's next, sighs size 72?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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