Cosmere Limericks

[Zelly]

Though the outlines have barely begun

Our excitement does burn like the sun.

Stormlight Four is so distant,

But we'll be persistent,

Watching it's progress till done.

(I love when this topic pops up again randomly.)

 

Edited April 2, 2019 by Zelly

[Calderis he/him]

35 minutes ago, Zelly said:

Though the outlines have barely begun

Our excitement does burn like the sun.

Stormlight Four is so distant,

But we'll be persistent,

Watching it's progress till done.

(I love when this topic pops up again randomly.)

 

Blame me. I get a wild hair every once in a while and bump it cause I got to spout my limerick fix. 

 

Odium thought he had already won, 

So he toyed with Roshar just for fun, 

The trial accepted, 

Dalinar rejected, 

Now the battle has truly begun. 

[+Ed Venture]

On 8/21/2018 at 7:34 PM, Calderis said:

Devourerof of of Light, Fused beater, 

 

Do you mean Devourer of light? Upvote though!

[Turtle373 he/him]

Adolin was believed to be perfect

So it's no surprise he wasn't suspect

When Sadeas was killed

though everyone was thrilled

it appears Adolin has a defect

 

it's not great, but I'm surprised I managed to do one at all

[Allomancer Jack he/him]

There once was a bridgeman that flew,

To protect was all that he knew,

And though it is said,

That honor is dead,

He'll see what he can do.

[Allomancer Jack he/him]

Young Renarin he never complains,

'Bout the stormlight that runs in his veins,

With a corrupted spren,

He's out healing again,

But be careful 'cause ODIUM REIGNS! 

[AonEne he/him]

On 10/13/2019 at 10:19 PM, AonEne said:

Dalinar Kholin, a Rosharan, is a Bondsmith 

Stormlight and fighting, he’s fond with 

But when Odium tried 

To turn him to his side 

Dalinar’s awesomeness was no myth 

 

On 10/14/2019 at 4:30 PM, AonEne said:

For ten years, famed Elantris the city 

Was a place that so many might pity 

Raoden proved himself quick, 

Sketched a line with a stick, 

And in the corner Hoid was witty 

 

On 10/14/2019 at 4:54 PM, AonEne said:

In the Shardpool, Kelsier and Hoid fought 

I’m winning, the Shard of Ruin thought 

Hoid said his farewell 

And Fuzz said, “Do tell” 

Because truth, Ruin’s words were not 

Made some limericks recently, thought I remembered posting on this thread long ago, and came back to discover that l apparently hadn’t. Maybe it was a different thread. Anyway, have some limericks! Slight necro, but this seems to get necroed often, so it should be fine. 

[Calderis he/him]

@AonEne  someone other than me revived this thread! I'm amazed! This means I must make a limerick on the spot in thanks.

Moash is a figure who's hated, 

With his character undebated, 

With a closer look, 

At the words of the book, 

It's a stance wildly overrated. 

 

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

It's always great to see the Limericks thread back on top again (where it belongs).

So toot toot, pip pip and cheerio and so forth and so on, without further ado here's another limerick for you.

On Scadrial it's alright to waffle,
But on Roshar you'll probably feel awful
if you make a mistake
and try the tenth pancake—
Unless it's your spirit that's wanting a jaw-full.
 

[1st of Lunch he/him]

They won't let David Charleston play here -

They whine and say "He's not Cosmere!"

Yet Odium would tremble before

The one with bad metaphors, 

He'll kill all the Fallen - he's STEELSLAYER!

Edited October 22, 2019 by 1st of Lunch

[Calderis he/him]

Tvlakv, Rsyn, Yalb, and Vstim, 

Thaylen names get my tongue all twistin, 

With Tshadr and Hrdalm, 

I'm in need of a balm, 

Jaws are locked tighter than Ruin's prison. 

[Guest Coda]

The Rosharans once lived on Braize.

It was such a wonderful place.

'Til they burnt it to ash

Which was really quite rash.

Now they have a new home base.

[Fezzik]

2 hours ago, Coda said:

The Rosharans once lived on Braize.

Or so the post before me says,

They came from Ashyn instead;

It messes with my head,

The Rosharan historical maze.

[Guest Coda]

5 hours ago, John203 said:

Or so the post before me says,

They came from Ashyn instead;

It messes with my head,

The Rosharan historical maze.

I'm stupid. I knew this, and yet my rhyming mind supressed this knowledge from the knowledge mind. Colors!

[IllNsickly he/him]

Rock was named for a beautiful thing

to speak it aloud, the poem you must sing

You’ll be on the spot,

you dare falter not

for a Horneater duel twill bring

 

A thing I shall freely admit

My mem’ry is often amiss

As I scroll through this thread

Upvotes I will spread

To those the first time through I had missed

Edited November 2, 2019 by IllNsickly
MOAR LIMERICKS!!

[IllNsickly he/him]

Rock’s reunion with fam’ly here hence

‘Pon plains e’nly shattered past tense

All loved were well met

Con’squences beget

Welcome with all acceptance

Enthused by the limericks I post

Face-Palmy they are at the most

Double posting, no shame

I am Limerickally lame

Though by typing them all I shall boast.

[Calderis he/him]

20 hours ago, IllNsickly said:

Enthused by the limericks I post

Face-Palmy they are at the most

Double posting, no shame

I am Limerickally lame

Though by typing them all I shall boast

Your modesty, it verges on farce, 

To the point this poem was hard to parse, 

Your limericks are grand

Diamonds found in rough sand, 

I hope your presence here never departs.