Tesh Any pronouns Posted June 6, 2017 Posted June 6, 2017 (edited) Any good SA jokes? Hu? Any one? Okay. Here it goes. Q: If Shallan marries Adolin, what will she become? Spoiler A: A SEMI- KHOLIN! Spoiler You know, ;. That Semicolon. Edited June 6, 2017 by Smart Sloth 3
StormyQueen she/her Posted June 6, 2017 Posted June 6, 2017 Bad jokes? I'm great at those. what do you call Kaladin when he isn't being particularly intelligent? Kala-dim. What is the worst thing about being insulted by the Wit? You can't Hoid from him. (Can't hide...can't Hoid... it's funny I promise) 6
+Extesian he/him Posted June 6, 2017 Posted June 6, 2017 Oh this will end badly What do you call the night of a full moon? A Night Radiant. What did the Purelake used to be called? The Purepond. Why did Odium invest in Roshar? He was worried about the yield on government bonds. Why aren't Rosharan names symmetrical any more? Hipsters. What did Lift used to be called? Elevator. But when she got her green card, noone in America understood the word. That'll do I think. 4
Krandacth Posted June 6, 2017 Posted June 6, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Extesian said: What did Lift used to be called? Elevator. But when she got her green card, noone in America understood the word. Uh, I think you got that last one backwards... It's an 'Elevator' in the US/Canada, but a Lift in the UK/other. So maybe, "Who is Elevator? Lift, after she got her green card: she changed her name because her new American neighbours didn't understand her old one." Unless I got literally the other end of that Stick... Edited June 6, 2017 by Krandacth 2
+Extesian he/him Posted June 6, 2017 Posted June 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Krandacth said: Uh, I think you got that last one backwards... It's an 'Elevator' in the US/Canada, but a Lift in the UK/other. So maybe, "Who is Elevator? Lift, after she got her green card: she changed her name because her new American neighbours didn't understand her old one." Unless I got literally the other end of that Stick... Really? In Australia we usually call it an elevator and as we get most words from the Brits I assumed... Well, of several poor jokes that was the poorest anyway
Calderis he/him Posted June 6, 2017 Posted June 6, 2017 5 hours ago, Extesian said: Really? In Australia we usually call it an elevator and as we get most words from the Brits I assumed... Well, of several poor jokes that was the poorest anyway As an American who's always loved British humor I'll agree. We say Elevator to their Lift. Most of those things I can totally understand like A flashlight being a torch because it's obvious. Why is an apartment called a flat though? I've never understood. 1
Krandacth Posted June 6, 2017 Posted June 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Calderis said: Why is an apartment called a flat though? I've never understood. I'm by no means an expert on British etymology, but I've always seen it as flatter than a house, or even a bungalow (even they usually have pitched roofs).
Gizmosowner he/him Posted June 6, 2017 Posted June 6, 2017 Why does Syl always leave Kaladin? her name is an acronym for See you later 6
Popular Post Shrimple Posted June 6, 2017 Popular Post Posted June 6, 2017 I made an account just to say this one. I thought of it last time I did a re-read. Not only is Szeth an assassin, he's A-Shash-Shin. Shash meaning dangerous. 18
Tesh Any pronouns Posted June 7, 2017 Author Posted June 7, 2017 @StormyQueen You could also use Kala-dim when Kaladin doesn't have any stormlight. 1
StormyQueen she/her Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 9 hours ago, Smart Sloth said: @StormyQueen You could also use Kala-dim when Kaladin doesn't have any stormlight. Thinking about it, the pun could be so diverse. What did Kaladin say when he tuned off the light? It's Kala-dim now.
Gizmosowner he/him Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 Why is odium so salty? his God metal is sodium 4
Necessary Eagle she/her Posted June 9, 2017 Posted June 9, 2017 Nahel bonds get you a regular shardblade, but Szeth's new sword uses a Zahel bond. 14
Shoots Posted June 12, 2017 Posted June 12, 2017 Where is the best place to salvage parts in Roshar? the Shattered Planes 2
Alfa he/him Posted June 18, 2017 Posted June 18, 2017 What did Brightlord Meridas say to explain how he killed the shardbearer? I AmARam-bo. What kind of music are bridgemen usually listening to? Rock. 1
Necessary Eagle she/her Posted August 25, 2017 Posted August 25, 2017 The Stormfather pours; Odium reigns. 4
AnonymousFan Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 So a shard blade walks into a bar. And the bartender says, why did a shardblade walk into my bar?
Ammanas Posted August 27, 2017 Posted August 27, 2017 A soldier came running into camp after going to see the prostitutes. He was white in the face. His friends asked if he had a good time. He said that he had not. They asked why. He said that when he asked how much the woman charged, she said one mark plus the tip. He told his friends that he hadn't realized they were charging body parts now.
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