Abakening!

[Steeldancer he/him]

We were having a discussion about the merits of abakening. Just thought I would move it over here! Awakening a baked object sounds fantastic. I would invest my breath in that 

[Calderis he/him]

"Amaze Tongues" 

Best command ever. 

Edited May 25, 2017 by Calderis

[Steeldancer he/him]

45 minutes ago, Calderis said:

"Amaze Tongues" 

Best command ever. 

Or "fill stomach". 

[Weltall]

2 hours ago, Calderis said:

"Amaze Tongues" 

Best command ever. 

And then your Awakened Bagel transforms part of itself into a tiny blade and begins carving a maze on your tongue as you eat it. "Oh wait, you said amaze, not a-maze! Hey, I'm just a bagel, I'm not good with abstractions!"

[Steeldancer he/him]

1 minute ago, Weltall said:

And then your Awakened Bagel transforms part of itself into a tiny blade and begins carving a maze on your tongue as you eat it. "Oh wait, you said amaze, not a-maze! Hey, I'm just a bagel, I'm not good with abstractions!"

Hey id be willing to take the risk. 

[Crucible of Shards he/him]

4 hours ago, The Flash said:

Or "fill stomach". 

Or most dangerous command ever...

[18th Shard he/him]

We have these over in the Dark Alley. Some of the cookies will absolutely take your breath away!

[Calderis he/him]

3 minutes ago, 18th Shard said:

We have these over in the Dark Alley. Some of the cookies will absolutely take your breath away!

If bad puns weren't awesome, that would be deserving of a down vote. 

But they are awesome, so have an upvote. 

[+Extesian he/him]

I wonder what would happen if Lift ate an awakened baked good. 

[Steeldancer he/him]

9 hours ago, Extesian said:

I wonder what would happen if Lift ate an awakened baked good. 

Actually I was wondering that too. I imagine she'd ' ascend to the shard of Awesomeness. And the cosmere would tremble. 

[+Lewis Nethur He/Him]

I feel like eating a piece of bread that was wiggling around would cause me irreparable emotional trauma...Would probably be a great way to get away with choking someone though, or playing a nasty prank; IE: "Scream when bitten"