Steeldancer he/him Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 We were having a discussion about the merits of abakening. Just thought I would move it over here! Awakening a baked object sounds fantastic. I would invest my breath in that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis he/him Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 (edited) "Amaze Tongues" Best command ever. Edited May 25, 2017 by Calderis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer he/him Posted May 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 45 minutes ago, Calderis said: "Amaze Tongues" Best command ever. Or "fill stomach". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weltall Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Calderis said: "Amaze Tongues" Best command ever. And then your Awakened Bagel transforms part of itself into a tiny blade and begins carving a maze on your tongue as you eat it. "Oh wait, you said amaze, not a-maze! Hey, I'm just a bagel, I'm not good with abstractions!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer he/him Posted May 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Weltall said: And then your Awakened Bagel transforms part of itself into a tiny blade and begins carving a maze on your tongue as you eat it. "Oh wait, you said amaze, not a-maze! Hey, I'm just a bagel, I'm not good with abstractions!" Hey id be willing to take the risk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards he/him Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 4 hours ago, The Flash said: Or "fill stomach". Or most dangerous command ever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard he/him Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 We have these over in the Dark Alley. Some of the cookies will absolutely take your breath away! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis he/him Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, 18th Shard said: We have these over in the Dark Alley. Some of the cookies will absolutely take your breath away! If bad puns weren't awesome, that would be deserving of a down vote. But they are awesome, so have an upvote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian he/him Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 I wonder what would happen if Lift ate an awakened baked good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer he/him Posted May 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 9 hours ago, Extesian said: I wonder what would happen if Lift ate an awakened baked good. Actually I was wondering that too. I imagine she'd ' ascend to the shard of Awesomeness. And the cosmere would tremble. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hwiles He/Him Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 I feel like eating a piece of bread that was wiggling around would cause me irreparable emotional trauma...Would probably be a great way to get away with choking someone though, or playing a nasty prank; IE: "Scream when bitten" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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