Explain a Plot Badly

[Nathrangking he/him]

Its possible that I messed up the acronym.

Wok

Spoiler

Kindly king that helps the sick turns out to be the one behind the murders of various world leaders.

 

Edited August 8, 2017 by Nathrangking

[Taliax none (name only)]

2 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

Its possible that I messed up the acronym.

Wok

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Kindly king that helps the sick turns out to be the one behind the murders of various world leaders.

 

Now there's the REAL plot twist of WoK right there.

Edited August 8, 2017 by Taliax

[Faceless Mist-Wraith he/him]

AoL

Spoiler

An ex-sheriff is executed for playing with trains.

 

[Taliax none (name only)]

Hero of Ages:

Spoiler

One god gives a bunch of people the power to eat another god and see the future.  Both gods die and get replaced by someone who doesn't believe in God.

 

[Draginon he/him]

Mistborn The Final Empire

Spoiler

How to overthrow a god king and start your own religion in 5 easy steps.

 

[ryshadium90]

Romeo and Juliet: multiple people die because Romeo couldn't get over the fact that a girl rejected him.

(Didn't think I needed the spoilers for this, but I'm sorry if I did spoil it for anyone.)

Edited August 11, 2017 by ryshadium90

[Shqueeves]

Most classic American literature

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Adultery then death

Or

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Kid (usually with dead mother) gets a dog. Dog dies 

 

Edited August 11, 2017 by Shqueeves

[Calderis he/him]

American Gods (spoilers obviously, since I've never seen the show and this is about the book) 

Spoiler

Manipulative Father tries to trick unknowing son to make him strong by killing a ton of people 

 

[Nathrangking he/him]

WoR

Spoiler

Girl argues with a stick and loses.

Elantris

Spoiler

The tale of a homicidal monk.

 

[Faceless Mist-Wraith he/him]

SoS

Spoiler

A man kills his ex-wife because his alternate future self told God it was a good idea.

BoM

Spoiler

A kleptomaniac with a lucky hat accidentally steals the one of the most powerful weapons in the cosmere.

Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett

Spoiler

A monk saves the world by force-feeding otherworldly beings chocolate.

Hog-father by Terry Pratchett

Spoiler

Christmas! Now brought to you by Death.

 

Edited August 11, 2017 by Faceless Mist-Wraith

[Nathrangking he/him]

WoR

Spoiler

Infamous Assassin is killed by a warrior of legend and is then resurrected by a seneschal of a dead god.

 

[Shadowmancer he/him]

21 hours ago, Shqueeves said:

Most classic American literature

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Adultery then death

Or

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Kid (usually with dead mother) gets a dog. Dog dies 

 

Lol, you totally stole this from Alcatraz, but I'm not even mad. XD

On a side note...

Alcatraz vs the Evil Librarians

Spoiler

Teen arson learns that bad romance novels are only dangerous if you don't wear glasses.

 

[Nathrangking he/him]

Shadows....

Spoiler

Innkeeper and daughter kill guests and get away with it.

 

[Shqueeves]

6 minutes ago, Shadowmancer said:

Lol, you totally stole this from Alcatraz, but I'm not even mad. XD

On a side note...

Alcatraz vs the Evil Librarians

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Teen arson learns that bad romance novels are only dangerous if you don't wear glasses.

 

Only the second one. The first was my English teacher

[Nathrangking he/him]

SoS

Spoiler

When ex's attack.

 

Edited August 11, 2017 by Nathrangking

[Faceless Mist-Wraith he/him]

11 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

BoM

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When ex's attack.

 

Wouldn't this be shadows of self?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Just now, Faceless Mist-Wraith said:

Wouldn't this be shadows of self?

Thank you for the correction it has been a long week.

[Taliax none (name only)]

2 hours ago, Faceless Mist-Wraith said:

SoS

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A man kills his ex-wife because his alternate future self told God it was a good idea.

BoM

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A kleptomaniac with a lucky hat accidentally steals the one of the most powerful weapons in the cosmere.

Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett

  Reveal hidden contents

A monk saves the world by force-feeding otherworldly beings chocolate.

Hog-father by Terry Pratchett

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Christmas! Now brought to you by Death.

 

I have not read anything by Terry Pratchett, but this makes me want to.  

[Shadowmancer he/him]

55 minutes ago, Shqueeves said:

Only the second one. The first was my English teacher

Still worthy of an upvote

[Faceless Mist-Wraith he/him]

1 hour ago, Taliax said:

I have not read anything by Terry Pratchett, but this makes me want to.  

Those two are from his Discworld series, which is really funny. I would definitely recommend it.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

Steelheart

Spoiler

A boy tricks Evil Superman into comitting suicide with a gun and a pen.

Warlords of Draenor

Spoiler

The people who have defeated zombie armies, giant dragons, an almost endless army of monsters and the Old Gods themselves have trouble defeating a bunch of angry orcs.

 

[Faceless Mist-Wraith he/him]

Dr. Strange

Spoiler

A wizard saves the world by nagging an inter-dimensional being into submission.

 

[Did Someone Say Kill Evil?]

On 08/08/2017 at 8:15 AM, Firerust said:

The Way of Kings

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A depressed young man with a dead brother thinks he might be going insane, a nervous young woman with a dead brother thinks she might be going insane, and a weary old warlord with a dead brother thinks he might be going insane. Turns out, they're supposed to save the world

 

Beautiful

[Nathrangking he/him]

 Mistborn TFE

Spoiler

An escaped convict recruits an orphan into his plot to kill a sliver of god.

 

Edited February 24, 2020 by Nathrangking

[Crucible of Shards he/him]

Shadows for Silence

Spoiler

An entrepreneurial serial killer uses her dead grandma to bring in her biggest payday yet.