King Cole he/him Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 I saw a Mistborn joke topic and i thought it would be great to do one for all Cosmere jokes. Let's get right to it "When i was reading BoM, I though the action really Waxed and Wayned" Hopefully the rest aren't as bad as this one 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elithanathile he/him Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Well I don't know too much about jokes, but the end of Warbreaker really took my breath away. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mason Wheeler Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 2 hours ago, King Cole said: I saw a Mistborn joke topic and i thought it would be great to do one for all Cosmere jokes. Let's get right to it "When i was reading BoM, I though the action really Waxed and Wayned" Hopefully the rest aren't as bad as this one Does it really count as a new joke when the author has flat-out admitted that he created the names for the sake of that particular pun? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmosowner he/him Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Why did Syl leave Kaladin so many times? Her name is an acronym for See You Later 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 What did Sazed say to calm down the crew? "Come on guys, where's your sense of Harmony?" (Yea I know REAL clever) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Khyrindor he/him Posted March 8, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 So, I have a really good joke, but I've already used it on this site a few times. If you've already seen it, feel free to ignore it and not upvote it (not that I'd mind of course). Here's the joke: "Hey, have you seen Vasher?" "Who Zahel are you talking about?" 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manukos he/him Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 whats it called when you are looking for a shardic portal? Spoiler -investigate Ok that was bad also bugsy told me a good one today : What do you do when the 17th shard i chasing you? Spoiler -hoid 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian he/him Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 Baon and Ialai went on a blind date. It didn't really work out. There was no connection and neither one was invested. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elithanathile he/him Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 "Have you heard what Lift did?" "Yeah, talk about a slippery slope." Lopen on the wall: "Well, this is a sticky situation." "Wow Adonalsium, you look great!" "Really? I'm shattered." (supposed to be like flattered. Not sure it came out right.) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoolofwhool Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 "What do you call a killer who does his paperwork?" "Nale" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherwin94 Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 What hairstyle do steel inquisitors and kandra like the best? "Spikey" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 What does a soother say when you ask them to get a job done? "It'll be a Breeze" *intense booing from audience* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanderson-Savant Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 "Dude, did you see what that thug just did to that guy?" "Yeah, he really went ham on him" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djarskublar he/him Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 What did one catquisitor say to the other? Meow. Anybody want a cookie? Get your full daily value of iron with just one! Ugh I can't think of anything else decent, only truly terrible puns. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmosowner he/him Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 I'm sorry but those were just bad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix he/him Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 A couple of hours after I had finished moving my things into the new house I bought since I'd lost the previous one to a tornado, there was a knock on the door. I opened the door and saw a couple. This conversation followed: Me: Hello. Couple: (Smile) Hi! We are your next door neighbors, Mr & Mrs High and Ever Storm! I fainted. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kplynch21 he/him Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 If shallan marries adolin, will she become a semi-kholin? 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runyan Firetree Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 Hoid and his clone came over so now I have to dust. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix he/him Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Dad: Son, I heard that you've been lashing out at everyone around you. It's not good. You've got to change. Me: Dad, I'm a Windrunner. It's what we do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dashardie Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 I saw a zinc-tongued comedian last night....he was a Riot! Met a Thug the other day, and he offered to help me move some stuff out of my place. He was good, but a little...Ham-fisted about it... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Did you hear about the Dysian Aimian in the city in the Pacific Northwest where it rains a lot? Yeah. Sleepless in Seattle. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riversong she/her Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 What do you call a fight between two coinshots? A Boxing match! (Sorry, that was really really bad) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkido Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 Szeth restores the shard of Honor and kills Odium and takes it up as well and becomes Justice. Thinking "What the heck" he tries to strike up a romance with Cultivation, but she declines with the puzzling statement "I'm interested in plants, but not Just Plants." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silarn Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 (edited) "This project would help everyone, but we just can't get through all the red tape!" "Just give it a Stamp of Approval!" --- Why did the kremling cross the chasm? He was lashed to the other side. *cue groans* --- "I don't know if I can get out of bed, the world is just really bleak these days." "Hey, it's not so bad. Just slow down, take a few Breaths, and things will look brighter in no time!" --- A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a stiff drink so he can drown away his pain. He's a regular, and the bartender asks him what's got him so bent out of shape. He says, "Don't ever fall in love, my friend, you'll only regret it." The bartender nods knowingly. "She really let you down hard, huh?" "Oh, she really let me have it. Girl like that? It was too good to be true. I should've known." "Hey man, I've been there. You'll get over it." "Not this time. She changed me. There's no going back." Letting out a slow whistle, the bartender pours him second glass. "Well, have another on me. Tomorrow's always a new day." He shakes his head sadly. "I might as well be dead. You just don't get it. I'm ruined." Losing his sympathy just a little bit, the bartender responds, "Come now, it can't be that bad." The man pulls up his shirt, revealing the terrible truth. "Look, see! She knew just how to shove a spike through a guy's heart!" Edited April 6, 2017 by Silarn 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just another guyn he/him Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Really officer it was an accident. He startled me so I dropped my knife. sideways what do you call a boring hotel? Adolin Why does leras like jam? It's a preserve what spren does eshoni least want? Hoid spren these are not the hoids your looking for. some commands are breathtaking. everything she has ceons everything was calm until there was serene (use the original audiobook pronunciation, not the 10th aneversiary edition) Where does harmony cathc flies? In his spirit web what do you get when a carpenter has a child? A sander's son some shards really ruin a good pun aona bunch of bad puns what do you call breeze going down stairs? A condescending con descending 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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