Krandacth Posted October 16, 2016 Posted October 16, 2016 (edited) The crab cracks YOU! Edited October 16, 2016 by Krandacth 9
Assassin in Burgundy he/him Posted October 16, 2016 Posted October 16, 2016 Not Roshar, but in soviet final empire, metals burn you! 2
Spoolofwhool Posted October 16, 2016 Posted October 16, 2016 In Soviet Roshar, Hoid is the main character. 1 hour ago, Assassin in Burgundy said: Not Roshar, but in soviet final empire, metals burn you! This is Stormlight Archive subforum, so you might need to spoiler Non-SA things. Not sure. 1
CalaCrisp88 Posted October 16, 2016 Posted October 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, Spoolofwhool said: This is Stormlight Archive subforum, so you might need to spoiler Non-SA things. Not sure. Eh, I wouldn't think so. Burning metals isn't a spoilery plot element; it's a mechanic of the magics of the world that's introduced in chapter 2. 1
Tariniel he/him Posted October 16, 2016 Posted October 16, 2016 1 hour ago, 8giraffe8 said: Eh, I wouldn't think so. Burning metals isn't a spoilery plot element; it's a mechanic of the magics of the world that's introduced in chapter 2. And anyway, in Soviet Roshar, spoilers hide YOU! 14
Landis963 he/him Posted October 16, 2016 Posted October 16, 2016 In Soviet Cosmere, this joke is tired of you. 4
Capt. Goradel Posted October 17, 2016 Posted October 17, 2016 YOU choose Ryshadium, which is an incredibly valid reason for going there. 3
Rasarr she/her Posted October 17, 2016 Posted October 17, 2016 In Soviet Roshar, Parshmen possess voidspren. However this works. 2
Turbonator Posted October 17, 2016 Posted October 17, 2016 (edited) In Soviet Roshar, the wind runs on YOU! The Ryshadium ride YOU! Horns eat the Horneaters! As a side note, this is the Soviet Archive, not the Stormlight Archive! Edited October 17, 2016 by Turbonator 1
Oversleep Posted October 18, 2016 Posted October 18, 2016 (edited) In Soviet Roshar, it's the Stick that tries to convince you to be fire. Edited October 18, 2016 by Oversleep 5
The Sovereign Posted October 18, 2016 Posted October 18, 2016 Political figures are assassinated left and right... oh wait... 11
Yata he/him Posted October 18, 2016 Posted October 18, 2016 In Soviet Alhekar You may decide your job without limitations 2
Spoolofwhool Posted October 18, 2016 Posted October 18, 2016 (edited) In Soviet Vorinism, the Hierocracy is glorified. Edited October 18, 2016 by Spoolofwhool
Lord_of_Awesome Posted October 18, 2016 Posted October 18, 2016 In Soviet Roshar, Heralds torture Odium! In Soviet Roshar, you no enslave parshmen. Parshmen enslave YOU! In Soviet Roshar, the highstorm no kill you. YOU kill highstorm! In Soviet Roshar, I'm just getting started... 1
Turbonator Posted October 18, 2016 Posted October 18, 2016 In Soviet Roshar, highstorms come from the north!
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