TheBlueShifting Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 (edited) "If I launch you into the sky, what noise do you think you'll make when you hit the ground? Do you think you'll hear it before you die?" Paraphrased from Mass Effect 2 Edited October 12, 2016 by TheBlueShifting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbonator Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 I'll feed you to a chasmfiend, right after using Hemalurgy to turn you into a creature that will forever lie in the chasmfiend's stomach, doomed to an eternity on cleanup duty. Well, until some silly Shardbearer kills the chasmfiend. Then you'll die. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 (edited) I will lock you in a room with Wit for a week. (actually, a room with me for a week would do essentially the same thing) Edited October 26, 2016 by Figberts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aon Ati Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 What I find "funny" about this is that to me: a Cosmere fan, these are terrifying threats that if said to me would cause me to lock my doors and keep a weapon on my person for months. But to a non-Cosmere fan these phrases make no sense and would probably be passed off as mad ravings. That being said, my threat would be: "I will use your entire family to make you into a koloss." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 I will use Hemalurgy to turn you into a broken Elantrian, and break your mind to lock you into an eternity among the Hoed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modal Seoul Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 "Tell me, do YOU want your name spelled wrong in the acknowledgments every time?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 (edited) I will tie you up in aluminum chains and make you a knight radiant. I will then take a hammer and shatter your bones. Then I will get you to suck in stormlight, heal and begin the process again. I will lock you in a room with both Sebarial and Hoid for a week. I will make you an incomplete elantrian and then hand you off to Dilaf.. Edited October 2, 2017 by Nathrangking 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 "You see this blackbane? My grandfather gathered it when he was just a lad. You want some?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 I will spike you with f-gold hemalurgic spikes that are coated in rubbing alcohol, and then toss you into a bucket of molten aluminum. I will get the Ghostbusters to help me trap every shade on Threnody, and then I will surgically implant the ghost trap into your stomach so that I can release them into you all at once. I will end your experience. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 On 10/2/2017 at 6:19 AM, Captains Domon said: "Tell me, do YOU want your name spelled wrong in the acknowledgments every time?" Ha! #isaacstew@rt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modal Seoul Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 7 hours ago, Firerust said: Ha! #isaacstew@rt Ben Olsen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkrunner Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 I will drop a Smedrybuster 500 on you. I will sacrifice you on an altar of outdated encyclopedias, suspended of a boiling pool of acidic lava, filled with sharks who have killer kittens wielding chainsaws stapled to them. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiapet Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 I saw this thread title and was like, "Please let this be a fun thing and not a real life event, please let this be a fun thing and not a real life event." I have twitchy reflexes from fandoms that are waaaaay more toxic than the most Sanderfans. Anyways, I'm going to kill you so hard, you'll skip the Cognitive Realm entirely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkrunner Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 I will strap you to a slab of chull meat and toss you to a chasmfiend. I will Break your Firebringer's lenses so that they fry your eyes. I will make you discuss philosophy with a college of dinosaurs. "Let's see if you can Burn this dirt for allomantic power, shall we?" I will give you a goldfish. I will give you a kitten. (Both are alcatraz references.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 I'll imbue you with the power of a shard and unleash the wrath of a deity who lacks context. I'll help you learn the true meaning of a "the shattering of Adonalsium". We'll see if glass knives agree with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 I will kill you, and use pieces of your corpse to create armor that will distract the enemy. I will make you the star of a Cosmere version of Lost, only you'll be on Patji. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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