Baine he/him Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 How does a Windrunner punish misbehaving squires? 40 Lashes! I'm a terrible person, aren't I? 9
Yezrien Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 This thread has attracted a powerful Odiumspren -- probably one of the Punmade. 8
Baine he/him Posted January 29, 2017 Posted January 29, 2017 Why couldn't Sylphrena walk? She Sprenned her ankle! 2
Jondesu he/him Posted January 29, 2017 Posted January 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Baine said: Why couldn't Sylphrena walk? She Sprenned her ankle! That earned a legitimate eye roll.
Popular Post Yezrien Posted January 30, 2017 Popular Post Posted January 30, 2017 If you graph the learning curve for a new Surgebinder, would the slope of that graph be... The Knight's Gradient? 18
Krandacth Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 How did the amorous nocturnal chicken start it's letter to Hoid? "To Wit, to woo..." 3
Jofwu he/him Posted February 8, 2017 Posted February 8, 2017 Why did the Alethi merchant not accept Odium's payment? He used a voided check! 3
ScarletSabre he/him Posted February 9, 2017 Posted February 9, 2017 I actually made myself facepalm with this one.... but.... Why do certain people love to ship Kaladin and Shallan? Because we're in posession of a depression repression obsession. 6
Unodus he/him Posted February 9, 2017 Posted February 9, 2017 don' you mean we have an obsession for possession repression depression? :3 1
Yezrien Posted February 9, 2017 Posted February 9, 2017 (edited) Have you guys been to Darbucks? It's a great new coffee shop in Sesemalex Dar. The Makabakappuccino is great. But the Sesemalexpresso's a little weak, so I wouldn't recommend an Alethicano. And whatever you do, do not order... the crem caramel. (And on Roshar, it actually is spelled with an X.) Edited February 9, 2017 by Belzedar 1
Gizmosowner he/him Posted February 9, 2017 Posted February 9, 2017 What did kaladin say to syl when she was acting crazy? stop being so sylly why did the axehound cross the bridge? to get to the other side What do you do if you and your roommates use the same razor? a shareblade What do one armed herdazians and stick have in common? they both stick on walls 1
Jofwu he/him Posted February 9, 2017 Posted February 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Gizmosowner said: What do one armed herdazians and stick have in common? they both stick on walls The world needs more one-armed Herdazian jokes. 1
StormyQueen she/her Posted February 9, 2017 Posted February 9, 2017 What did Nale say when he recruited Szeth? Naled it 10
Gizmosowner he/him Posted February 9, 2017 Posted February 9, 2017 2 hours ago, CalypsoDreaming said: What did Nale say when he recruited Szeth? Naled it Just like he used stick to nale lopens missing arm to a wall, I think nale was the beast.
Gizmosowner he/him Posted February 9, 2017 Posted February 9, 2017 Maybe stick kept saying "i am stick" as a way to keep him from thinking of himself as the nale that created one armed herdazian jokes
ScarletSabre he/him Posted February 10, 2017 Posted February 10, 2017 What will Lift do if she gets strong enough to lift a Shardhammer? Hit the Nale on the head. 6
StormyQueen she/her Posted February 10, 2017 Posted February 10, 2017 JasNAH? I think you meanJasYES! DaliNAR? I think you mean DaliYES! NAvani? I think you mean YESvani! 2
Isla_Vezrian she/her Posted February 14, 2017 Posted February 14, 2017 What do you call a lighteyes's dawnshard? A Dahnshard 3
Elenion he/him Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 Why can't the Windrunners and the Skybreakers stand each other? Because if you put them together you get the Windbreakers! 11
Jondesu he/him Posted February 27, 2017 Posted February 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Elenion said: Why can't the Windrunners and the Skybreakers stand each other? Because if you put them together you get the Windbreakers! Ouch.
Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted February 27, 2017 Posted February 27, 2017 Two heads are better than one, Two eyes are better than one, Two coins are better than one, So is a two-armed Herdazian better than a one-armed Herdazian? Wrong. 4
Flynn Posted April 12, 2017 Posted April 12, 2017 (edited) What did the cinema employee say when you were late to the Bourne Identity? "You missed Bourne" My light is partially blocked by my bookshelf, and it's caused Shadows of Shelf What do you call bands that play music at funerals? The Bands of Mourning What do you call a Led Zeppelin album that got dropped in the ocean? The Lost Metal Edited April 12, 2017 by Flynn 1
Djarskublar he/him Posted April 14, 2017 Posted April 14, 2017 What do you call a stagnant pool of stormwater with cremlings in it? Dabbid. That might have been a stretch...
Radiant_Jaeger he/him Posted April 15, 2017 Posted April 15, 2017 Why did the Parshendi call in sick They got KHOLIN cancer 1
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