Zathoth Posted October 12, 2016 Posted October 12, 2016 5 minutes ago, Delightful said: Well, they're cute from a distance, when they're looking at you or laughing or something. unnn... no. 1
Delightful Posted October 12, 2016 Author Posted October 12, 2016 Just now, Zathoth said: unnn... no. Babies! How do you not like babies? Actually seeing as this is you we're talking about I really shouldnt be too surprised.
Quiver he/him Posted October 12, 2016 Posted October 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Delightful said: Babies! How do you not like babies? Actually seeing as this is you we're talking about I really shouldnt be too surprised. ...does it surprise you if I chime in with "I don't like children and babies"...? 1
Zathoth Posted October 12, 2016 Posted October 12, 2016 Just now, Delightful said: Babies! How do you not like babies? Actually seeing as this is you we're talking about I really shouldnt be too surprised. I told you, they are loud and annoying mucus machines. There is nothing cute about them.
Delightful Posted October 12, 2016 Author Posted October 12, 2016 Just now, Quiver said: ...does it surprise you if I chime in with "I don't like children and babies"...? They're little people! They're life and sweetness and and and and children! if you said poop machines id give you that, but mucus? 1
marsoupial they/them Posted October 12, 2016 Posted October 12, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: One person explained it as pizza preferences: Bisexuals enjoy all kinds of pizza, and they like each topping for different reasons--pepperoni for spice, pineapple for sweetness, and so on; while pansexuals just like pizza and don't care what toppings are used. That's... the best explanation I think I've ever heard. 48 minutes ago, Zathoth said: Note: Pansexuals will strangle you if you make this joke to their face. I know this from experience. This is true 44 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said: Me: I am a professional adult. Cute Patron: *is cute* Me: I ARE AN AWKWARD TEENAGER AND I AM AWKIES Aww Hey guys wanna see the best thing ever? Spoiler Edited October 12, 2016 by bleeder
Zathoth Posted October 12, 2016 Posted October 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Delightful said: They're little people! They're life and sweetness and and and and children! if you said poop machines id give you that, but mucus? Exactly, they are little people. I dont like people, or sweet things.
Orlion Blight he/him Posted October 12, 2016 Posted October 12, 2016 Babies are terrible. They're not as smart as my cat, they aren't little people: they're developing people, they don't like it when I read Heidegger to them...just awful! 2
Zathoth Posted October 12, 2016 Posted October 12, 2016 7 minutes ago, Orlion Determined said: Babies are terrible. They're not as smart as my cat, they aren't little people: they're developing people, they don't like it when I read Heidegger to them...just awful! Cats are better than babies, in fact cats are always better than humans.
Delightful Posted October 12, 2016 Author Posted October 12, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Zathoth said: Cats are better than babies, in fact cats are always better than humans. Cats don't grow up into independent beings who can bake you cookies and solve world hunger! So there! Ha! Edited October 12, 2016 by Delightful 1
Zathoth Posted October 12, 2016 Posted October 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Delightful said: Cats don't grow up into independent beings who can bake you cookies! So there! Ha! Most humans dont either. And they are in general mostly really stupid and annoying, so there. Ha. 1
Delightful Posted October 13, 2016 Author Posted October 13, 2016 33 minutes ago, Zathoth said: Most humans dont either. And they are in general mostly really stupid and annoying, so there. Ha. Yeah but then there are the Doctors and scientists and people who make life better. They all started off as babies.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 13, 2016 Posted October 13, 2016 Babies are fine. So are cats. I don't want the responsibility/soul crushing terror of screwing up the former and am allergic to the latter. #my$0.02 1
Oversleep Posted October 13, 2016 Posted October 13, 2016 I don't know which are better, cats or babies. (disgusting joke follows:) Spoiler Haven't eaten neither of them. 3
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted October 13, 2016 Posted October 13, 2016 Sometimes. I want to squish my little sisters cheeks so much that I am afraid I might pop her eyeballs. Babies should stay away from me, I have garages and pitchforks. On another hand, my mate wants me to share https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdrifEbjZ4ildSvY22-kwNA/featured Yeah, he's a singer, and he's trying to gain some fame. He's not that bad either.
Delightful Posted October 13, 2016 Author Posted October 13, 2016 Just now, Dankness Ascendant said: Sometimes. I want to squish my little sisters cheeks so much that I am afraid I might pop her eyeballs. Babies should stay away from me, I have garages and pitchforks. On another hand, my mate wants me to share https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdrifEbjZ4ildSvY22-kwNA/featured Yeah, he's a singer, and he's trying to gain some fame. He's not that bad either. Your sisters are all younger?
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted October 13, 2016 Posted October 13, 2016 Just now, Delightful said: Your sisters are all younger? Yep I got 4 of em. The youngest is 3
Kobold King he/him Posted October 13, 2016 Posted October 13, 2016 My Mother: "Of course, you can't buy happiness." My Young Sister: "Well technically you can..." 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 13, 2016 Posted October 13, 2016 Just now, Kobold King said: My Mother: "Of course, you can't buy happiness." My Young Sister: "Well technically you can..." Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which are kinda the same thing. 5
Zathoth Posted October 13, 2016 Posted October 13, 2016 29 minutes ago, Kobold King said: My Mother: "Of course, you can't buy happiness." My Young Sister: "Well technically you can..." It can buy dopamine, which is basically what happiness is, so Kobold Princess is correct. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted October 13, 2016 Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Zathoth said: It can buy dopamine, which is basically what happiness is, so Kobold Princess is correct. I told her someone called her that and she started giggling. She's been running around the house telling everyone "My forum name is Kobold Princess!" 4
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 13, 2016 Posted October 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Kobold King said: I told her someone called her that and she started giggling. She's been running around the house telling everyone "My forum name is Kobold Princess!" Well now she just needs an account.
ThirdGen Posted October 13, 2016 Posted October 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Kobold King said: My Mother: "Of course, you can't buy happiness." My Young Sister: "Well technically you can..." "If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it." - Weird Al Yankovic, "This Is the Life" 1
Kaymyth she/her Posted October 13, 2016 Posted October 13, 2016 My two-week-old nephew is adorable. But Zathoth has a point, babies produce a lot of weird fluids. That's why I'm glad that I have nieces and nephews and not any sons or daughters. I can enjoy the cuteness and then hand said cuteness back to the parents when it becomes no longer cute. (James is not fond of babies. Or small children in general. He doesn't, like, hate them or anything, but he has no desire to be responsible for one.)
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