Master Elodin Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Welcome to the new home of the Intro Thread Fight. To join, you must only attempt to kill another member incredibly extravagantly. Members: WarriorMark Elodin Nashan Kaymyth? Stormgate CarolaDavar Xanas TheHonorSpren ScottLeft ChickenPlague Mesa the Ookla Edited December 4, 2016 by Master Elodin
Master Elodin Posted March 22, 2016 Author Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Member list is added. The doctor, hearing the sound of the universe ending, looks up to see 4 glowing people with spikes in them fighting. "Oh my god!" he says," I've never seen a Sanderfan up close before! Where did your species originate?" Edited March 22, 2016 by Master Elodin
Nashan’Elin he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) "From the mind of a human named Brandon Sanderson." Nashan says as he teleports in. Just to keep up appearances, he throws a dying star at Elodin. Edited March 22, 2016 by Nashan'Elin 1
Master Elodin Posted March 22, 2016 Author Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Elodin sticks his hand into the TARDIS. The dying star kills him, but he is regenerated. He throws a Cthulu at Nashan. Then he makes a sonic screwdriver because why storming not. The Doctor says "Let's take a lunch break." Edited March 22, 2016 by Master Elodin
Citadel16 he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 Member list is added. The doctor, hearing the sound of the universe ending, looks up to see 4 glowing people with spikes in them fighting. "Oh my god!" he says," I've never seen a Sanderfan up close before! Where did your species originate?" "I dont have spikes!" Warriormark yells at the narrator. "My powers are gained through invested sentient objects like my hat and my Kuzoo!" grrr... 1
Nashan’Elin he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 Nahan befriends Cthulhu, and begins flying around space on it 1
Citadel16 he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 "HA! you only think that! but Im afraid all you really stabbed me with is this Odium banana."
Stormgate he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Stormgate comes in, and tosses lightning Epic-style. "SAY I'M NOT COSMERE NOW, SUCKERS!" Edited March 22, 2016 by Stormgate
Master Elodin Posted March 22, 2016 Author Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Elodin conjures a Faraday cage. The Doctor takes them all back to the Shattering. Edited March 22, 2016 by Master Elodin
Nashan’Elin he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 Nashan looks up what a faraday cage is
18th Shard he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 Xanas smiles at the childish fighting, then ports away, sealing off the Tardis from the physical Realm, and setting a mind bomb he'd gotten from Darth Bane (it resided in a force-sensitive koala).
Master Elodin Posted March 22, 2016 Author Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Xanas takes that move back because there's nowhere for him to port to since all of reality and nonreality is destroyed except the TARDIS. Edited March 22, 2016 by Master Elodin
Nashan’Elin he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 Nashan jumps off of Cthulhu, and falls back to land next to Xanas. "You think you can join in the great battle? Sure. Fine. Just remember, here, everyone has the powers of Deus Ex Machina." Nashan compresses his body mass into a black hole, to prove he can.
Citadel16 he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 Warriormark throws his odium banana and it explodes against elodins face. then he proceeded to punch the back of elodins face.
Master Elodin Posted March 22, 2016 Author Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Elodin uses his sonic screwdriver on the black hole, turning it back into Nashan. Then he makes himself one dimensional and stabs WarriorMark. Edited March 22, 2016 by Master Elodin
Nashan’Elin he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 "Considering the name of this nice thread, anyone want cookies?" Nashan says as he telekinectally pulls some cookies from the air. "They aren't spikes, I promise. What do you think I am, the Dark Alley?"
Citadel16 he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 Warriormark taps his hat, trading investiture for health and shoved Elodin back with the force, he takes two cookies from Nashan and throws one at Elodin. it lands in his mouth. Warriormark eats the other non spiked cookie.
Master Elodin Posted March 22, 2016 Author Posted March 22, 2016 Elodin adds two and two. He gets a pickle. The pickle turns into a shardblade and he cuts off Nashans head. "Ya gotta spread the death!"
Citadel16 he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 wondering how eloden managed to talk with an entire cookie in is mouth, Warriormark raised his hand and removed Elodin from existence
CarolaDavar she/her Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 Pulls out shardblade. chucks it at WarriorMark. "LET THE GAMES BEGIN" wait. . . they already started. "I WILLJOIN!!!"
Master Elodin Posted March 22, 2016 Author Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Elodin comes back because of MAGIC and jumps back into the fray, Pickleblade at the ready. "Guys, wanna take a lunch break? I'm getting kind of hungry." FOR SOULS! PICKLE SOULS THOUGH. REGULAR ONES ARE TOO BLAND. I know that you're wondering what that blank space means. Edited March 22, 2016 by Master Elodin
Citadel16 he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 aghast at elodins abuse of white space and white letters, Warriormark uses the Force to throw carolas shardblade at elodin. "go eat your souls and come back later,"
Master Elodin Posted March 22, 2016 Author Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Elodin watches as the Shardblade bounces off of his investiture proof Faraday cage. "I said pickle souls! We can have lunch in here, right?" Now who brought snacks? I obviously brought pickles. Edited March 22, 2016 by Master Elodin
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