The Invested Beard Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Discuss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 If your beard commanded you to act, is your beard actually Ruin? Or are you some sort of Lifeless while your beard is a cleverly disguised Awakener? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invested Beard Posted February 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 If your beard commanded you to act, is your beard actually Ruin? Or are you some sort of Lifeless while your beard is a cleverly disguised Awakener? No. Getting warmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 No. Getting warmer. Is your beard a spren? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invested Beard Posted February 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 Is your beard a spren? So it tells me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 So it tells me. Cryptic....or an entirely new form of spren known only as beardspren? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invested Beard Posted February 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 (edited) Beardspren. They are natural enemies of the Moustachespren who are considered to pretentious and incomplete. Edited February 5, 2016 by The Invested Beard 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 Beardspren. A new order of the Knights Radiant rises! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zea mays Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 Beardspren. They are natural enemies of the Moustachespren who are considered to pretentious and incomplete. How do they feel about razorspren? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 How do they feel about razorspren? Aren't razorspren a type of voidspren? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briar King Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 I prefer baby butt smooth but I'm not sure how ya can meld spren in that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invested Beard Posted February 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 How do they feel about razorspren? Razorspren can temporarily kill a Beardspren so they are not friends at all. Beardspren have regrowth, however the process is long and somewhat embarrassing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invested Beard Posted February 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 I prefer baby butt smooth but I'm not sure how ya can meld spren in that Buttspren is something completely different. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zea mays Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 ...Are beardspren male or female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invested Beard Posted February 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 ...Are beardspren male or female? Mostly male. There are only a small amount of females. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaellok he/him Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 So...um...this is a bit personal and awkward, so I'm just gonna come out and say it: My beard is lacking in the whole...Invested...department. How do you fix this? Is there a beardmancer I can visit? I mean, it's not like there's anything wrong with it...it's just...solidly mediocre. I did try spicing it up a bit by applying fire, but that just hurt my face and caused the entire office to panic. I'm willing to do literally anything that does not take time, effort, or energy on my part. Can you help? (This is the "Ask a Beard-guy" column, right?) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zea mays Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 Seek the advice of a Mr. B Sanderson. Rumor has it that the man is in possession of an unique razorshard capable of cutting through a physical hair without severing its cognitive shadow. Upon viewing this man's picture, many mistakenly believe that he is clean-shaved, unable as they are to apprehend the true might and splendor of his cognitive beard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invested Beard Posted February 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 (edited) So...um...this is a bit personal and awkward, so I'm just gonna come out and say it: My beard is lacking in the whole...Invested...department. How do you fix this? Is there a beardmancer I can visit? I mean, it's not like there's anything wrong with it...it's just...solidly mediocre. I did try spicing it up a bit by applying fire, but that just hurt my face and caused the entire office to panic. I'm willing to do literally anything that does not take time, effort, or energy on my part. Can you help? (This is the "Ask a Beard-guy" column, right?) On the whole, most connections to a beardspren take lots of time and honestly not everyone can form the bond. I have heard that consistently exposing your beardspren to a razorspren forces it to utilize it's regenerative properties and strengthens it immensely, however this could be lore that was created by the razorspren to trick us into hurting the beardspren. Edited February 5, 2016 by The Invested Beard 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren she/her Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 I hate to break it to ya, O beardy one, but I think Kobold is already the forum mascot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Wait. So you're telling me one of these things, no their king, is our mascot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invested Beard Posted February 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 I hate to break it to ya, O beardy one, but I think Kobold is already the forum mascot. I thought he was more of an unelected dictator? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 de facto leader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 So, I was thinking about beards, Investiture, and beardspren. And it got me thinking. We all know Earth isn't Cosmere. Brandon has been very clear on that fact. But still, Tony Stark is pretty intelligent, and although most of his power comes from the Iron Man suit he made, it's still more than the average person could hope to accomplish in such a short amount of time. And then I looked at his chin. Beard….or beardspren? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlion Blight he/him Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 That barely qualifies as facial hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 That barely qualifies as facial hair But it's a work of art! Which is admittedly outshone by this: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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