the House of guilds (a Relaxing social RP)

[Alomantisist he/him]

"Excuse me sir, but I do believe that your music emitting device is malfunctioning. I believe that the lyrics are 'Who let the dogs out'."

Hmmm, and I always thought that the lyrics were "who let the wolfhounds out!" Strange.

Edited February 4, 2016 by Alomantisist

[Mystique Kamyle]

A cool breeze rushes into the house of whatever-it's-called as the door opens. Then the door closes again. Nobody has entered. Or so it seems... A strange voice says "OOO-WOOOO!!! OOOOHHHH!" right next to SilverBlade's ear.

[Kynedath]

"Well, it seems that my billiards partner has spontaneously combusted. Anybody want to pick up where we left off?"

[CarolaDavar she/her]

I'll come. Caroma shrugs and joins him

[Kynedath]

"Please, after you. But I do beg that you do not place your . . ." *counts the number of mugs that Carola is carrying* "76? Yes, 76 mugs of root beer on the table. It will ruin the felt."

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Okay, i'll just drink them all really quickly

[Oversleep]

"Wait!" Fire slowly goes out. "Who's the Jedi pulling pranks here?" Turns to Kynedath "Did you see what happened?"

[CarolaDavar she/her]

I think it was warriormark

[Kynedath]

"I can't say I did, but if you describe it, I might be able to extrapolate a source of the disturbance."

[CarolaDavar she/her]

It was the force!!! He used the force!!

That's not even Cosmere!!

Edited February 8, 2016 by CarolaDavar

[Oversleep]

"He used some sort of telekinetic trick on the ball! I recently fought a telekinetic and forgot to remove the fire trigger spell, sorry about that. Who's the one interrupting our game here? I won't be able to brag properly about winning if there is a third party to the game!"

[Citadel16 he/him]

Warriormark coughed "Stormgate did it."

 

nice, boss. nice.

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Yes, I believe that warriormark is correct

wow, warrior was pretty creative with that one

Sh.... we don't want them to know

[Citadel16 he/him]

"Excuse me" warriormark said, "but oversleep, your table is on fire."

[Clockwork he/him]

Are there any more spikes? I need more than my current 32.

 

YES. YOU MUST SPIKE YOURSELF AND ALL OTHERS AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE.

 

What WAS that?

 

The voice of a god. Stay away from it, Chasmfiend.

 

No... Must... Obey...

[ChickenPlague he/him]

*stabby stabby Chasmfiend( with spikes)*

[Curious Anamaximder he/him]

Alex returns from the bathroom, he immediately Pushes the tables away from him. He eats more chocolate.

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

A dimensional portal opens in the ceiling, and Nashan falls through. Onto his face. He gets up, and grabs a root beet.

"Sorry about that, I was just messing around in the Cognitive Realm and that happened. So, what's up?"

Edited March 9, 2016 by Nashan'Elin

[Curious Anamaximder he/him]

Alex shrieks when he sees Nashan. Terrified at everything, he shrieks and flies out of the building.

[Oversleep]

Oversleep makes a gesture toward fire and it flows to him, wrapping around him and ultimately disappearing. "Since there is a third party to our game, should we just agree on a draw?"

[Citadel16 he/him]

Warrior waved his hand and the white ball bounced all over the table, knocking all his billiard balls into their holes before finally sending the final eight ball into a hole.

 

"Now that," warrior said, "is how you Deus Ex Machina a game of billiards."

[The Grand Conspiracy]

Aon Daa walks in, surveys the area, and slowly walks out the door, leaving behing a mysterious package.

[Citadel16 he/him]

warriormark notices the package and unwraps it with the Force.

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

"Warriormark!" Nashan yells from across the house. "Stop using that soft magic system! It's breaking my headcanon!"

[Stormgate he/him]

Stormgate sighs and puts on the One Ring. He then casts a spell using Harry's Wand