Citadel16 he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 (edited) I get the feeling that most guild happy sharders could use a place for advertisement and the general thread is popular here it is. JOIN THE CAUSE! Evil is everywhere, the Knightbloods need you! Take up your sentient sword! Join and slay some evil TODAY! batteries not included. Edited January 5, 2016 by warriormark16 2
Stormgate he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 Educate young Sharders on the dangers of accepting cookies! Join the Light! 4
Citadel16 he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Author Posted January 5, 2016 selling lopens arms, buy one get one half off! 3
Mistrunner Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 I'm... uh, um... we're the Knights Awkward... ...hello... 15
Silverblade5 he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 Have y'all herd? Back down in the herd we've got friendship, magic, and ev'rything in between. So come on down to the herd, and get y'er pony on. ...I almost feel like that could be a new sig.... 3
Left he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 Swear allegiance to the Gunsmoke Barony, and through it, the Frozen Newcago Empress. We have donuts, a supply of spice, the scholarium of the empire, all magical artifacts that automatically come from allegiance to Newcago plus the opportunity to splice in some Star Wars artifacts. Leader, Baron Scottleft, the humanoid typhoon, force user, and steel twin born. 1
ChickenPlague he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 If you don't know who we are... Would you like a cookie? 2
Citadel16 he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Author Posted January 5, 2016 The flames of evil burn bright. quench them with a bottle of nightbloods corrupted investijuice! order today! must be one thousand years or older to order. Shipments going fast. 1
Voidus Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 The DA gets plenty of advertising anyway so I'll use the opportunity instead to post a piece of unrelated trivia.If you took all the $1 bills in the world and stacked them on top of each other, you would destabilize the economy and quickly cause the stack to fall over. 8
Stormgate he/him Posted January 16, 2016 Posted January 16, 2016 If you took the surface of your brain and ironed it out, you would probably die. You might have a brain tablecloth, but also dead or vegetized. Voidus isn't the only one who can make slightly disturbing trivia. 1
Voidus Posted January 17, 2016 Posted January 17, 2016 If you took the surface of your brain and ironed it out, you would probably die. You might have a brain tablecloth, but also dead or vegetized. Voidus isn't the only one who can make slightly disturbing trivia. If you took all the worms on earth and laid them end-to-end, you would destroy thousands of ecosystems and possibly lead to the destruction of life on earth. You'd also have a really long worm-chain.
ChickenPlague he/him Posted January 17, 2016 Posted January 17, 2016 If you took out all your veins and weighed them you'd be dead and have a bloody mess of veins. 1
ChickenPlague he/him Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 If you took some pig gut and sewed "YES" into the pig's side it would die... You'd also have the answer I guess.
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted January 24, 2016 Posted January 24, 2016 Join the Newcago Court! You'll get an epic title and free armour!
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 24, 2016 Posted January 24, 2016 (edited) Since I'm not a member of any guild at the moment…. Edited January 24, 2016 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 3
Voidus Posted January 24, 2016 Posted January 24, 2016 Since I'm not a member of any guild at the moment…. She said as leader of one of the most prolific and active social groups on the Shard which is a guild in all but name. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 24, 2016 Posted January 24, 2016 She said as leader of one of the most prolific and active social groups on the Shard which is a guild in all but name. We aren't a guild. We are a cult. 1
Voidus Posted January 24, 2016 Posted January 24, 2016 We aren't a guild. We are a cult. Culture. He meant to say culture. The Reckoners RPG is not a cult. 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 24, 2016 Posted January 24, 2016 (edited) Culture. He meant to say culture. The Reckoners RPG is not a cult. You only said that because your dark alley dewllers failed to over defeate the influence our shining deity has over us and take over yourself. Or maybe I'm using the term wrong. Edited January 24, 2016 by Edgedancer
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 24, 2016 Posted January 24, 2016 We aren't a guild. We are a cult. Please. Cults wear strange outfits and distinctive headgear. Do you see any of that around the Reckoners RP? Now if you'll excuse me, I need to ask Kaymyth for some tips about operating a sewing machine. 4
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted January 24, 2016 Posted January 24, 2016 Please. Cults wear strange outfits and distinctive headgear. Do you see any of that around the Reckoners RP? Now if you'll excuse me, I need to ask Kaymyth for some tips about operating a sewing machine. Pink sunglasses, green bowler hats.
Citadel16 he/him Posted April 25, 2016 Author Posted April 25, 2016 (edited) hello sharders. look at your assassin. now back to me. now back at your assassin. now back to me. sadly he isn't me. but if he stopped using honorblades and switched to nightblood, he could fight like me. Look down, back up. where are you? You are on a scadrial with the man your assassin could fight like. whats in your hand, back to me. I have it, its a book with the signatures of four different authors. look again, the books are now beads of Lerasium. anything is possible when your assassin fights with nightblood and not with honorblades Im piggybacking hoid. HYA! Edited April 25, 2016 by WarriorMark16 5
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