make what you will of it (Game)

[Eagle of the Forest Path he/him]

In nature, it's rare to see just one.

 

Physics is like history:...

[Citadel16 he/him]

^{both are hard to understand.}

^{why is the font so small?}

^{a small font is like a knife in your rear... tire}

[Stormgate he/him]

Inconvenient and may be indicative of problems elsewhere.

Voidbringers are like Star Wars VII spoilers.

Edited January 4, 2016 by Stormgate

[Oversleep]

Both are of Odium, you're scared of both, encountering one is not pleasant and you wish you could kill it.

End of semester is like the Desolation.

[Citadel16 he/him]

you dont see the last one coming.

 

 

books are like a woodchip.

[KaIadin he/him]

Usually part of something bigger.

 

Clocks are like diamonds.

[Oversleep]

They break if you hit them with a hammer.

Night before the exam is just like the moment when you see the man aiming at you pull the trigger. (Yeah, I'm a little monothematic )

[VoltCruelerz he/him]

Both are followed by imminent pain at best.

 

Water bottles are like phones.

[Oversleep]

Both are followed by imminent pain at best.

 

Water bottles are like phones.

Both are useful if you get lost far from civilization.

(Well, I was setting mine up to follow up with "you wish you were a Slider", but your works just as well)

Silence is like a man fleeing.

 

[Purelake Earthquake he/him]

It's only awkward during the middle of a conversation.

 

Styrofoam packaging is like global thermonuclear war.

[Stormgate he/him]

Terrible, and the fallout lasts indefinitely

Pictures are like posts on the 17th Shard.

[Eagle of the Forest Path he/him]

Usually either over- or underexposed. (and some are worth a 1000 words)

 

Shardworlds are like koala bears.

[Vander]

Shardworlds are like koala bears.

*spit-takes* W-what?

 

Um... they... they... are nice and cute before you get too much of them. There.

 

Spiders are like humans.

[King's Twit he/him]

Getting close to one can be exciting, but also very dangerous.

 

A compliment from a stranger is like a warm toilet seat.

Edited January 8, 2016 by King's Twit

[VoltCruelerz he/him]

Pleasing, but you can't help but worry what caused it.

 

Ceiling fans are like glitter.

Edited January 8, 2016 by VoltCruelerz

[KaIadin he/him]

Hard to get off once you are superglued to them.

 

Hands are like aeroplanes.

[King's Twit he/him]

Often used to do good, but much more often for bad. (or alternatively, I'd feel better if terrorists didn't have them)

 

A conscience is like my keys.

[Citadel16 he/him]

you usually leave it locked in the car?

 

 

Mario is like a hundred pound guerilla trying to hack off your face with a shardchainsaw while singing horneater lullabies in haiku format

[Purelake Earthquake he/him]

Both are mass murderers.

 

Electrons are like telemarketers.

[Eagle of the Forest Path he/him]

They make things go negative.

 

Youth is like otters.

[VoltCruelerz he/him]

Both float aimlessly by, oblivious to the wider world.

 

Godhood is like prison.

Edited January 8, 2016 by VoltCruelerz

[Citadel16 he/him]

you could have all the power in the world, but can still do squat for yourself.

 

 

sharders are like a block of cheese.

[Ardjet]

The longer they ferment, the better they get.

Brightladies are like honey.

[Citadel16 he/him]

sour, if you drop them in a thing of mustard.

 

 

 

I am a banana...

[Eagle of the Forest Path he/him]

... and you're in my ear!

 

 

Bert and Ernie are like Type III BioChromatic entities.