ChickenPlague he/him Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 I have just realized that the Church of Wayne is an anti-gun movement. "Pulse the guns! Slide the fists!"
skaa he/him Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 I'm wondering if I should join this. High Priestess Kamyth, would you mind demonstrating your Church's devotion to Wayne by giving a nice mixed drink recipe?
Kaymyth she/her Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 I'm wondering if I should join this. High Priestess Kamyth, would you mind demonstrating your Church's devotion to Wayne by giving a nice mixed drink recipe? I shall give you the best mixed drink recipe. Bunny Foo Foo: Take one hollow chocolate bunny. Make sure its bottom is sealed up with no cracks. Cut the tops off the ears. Pour in 1 shot of Kahlua Pour in 1 shot of milk Depending on the bunny size, you may also add some Coke. Drink slowly enough to enjoy, but quickly enough that the heat from your fingers doesn't melt holes in the bunny. 7
skaa he/him Posted December 30, 2015 Posted December 30, 2015 I shall give you the best mixed drink recipe. Bunny Foo Foo: Take one hollow chocolate bunny. Make sure its bottom is sealed up with no cracks. Cut the tops off the ears. Pour in 1 shot of Kahlua Pour in 1 shot of milk Depending on the bunny size, you may also add some Coke. Drink slowly enough to enjoy, but quickly enough that the heat from your fingers doesn't melt holes in the bunny. *gobbles up liquid-filled bunny in one go* Delicious! *gives Kamyth my lucky 25 Philippine centavo coin as trade* That right there is a genuine lucky coin, Kamyth. I swear that I have never died while in possession of that coin. You're welcome. I might come back later to trade for more drinks. *leaves* 6
Mistrunner Posted January 4, 2016 Posted January 4, 2016 Why are we not speaking of our preparations for the newest book that comes out in- may I remind you- less than a month? I, for one, shall wear my finest hat.
Zathoth Posted January 4, 2016 Author Posted January 4, 2016 (edited) I shall trick an unknowing bookstore to get me the book a few days early, like last time. Edited January 4, 2016 by Morzathoth 1
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted January 4, 2016 Posted January 4, 2016 I shall trick an unknowing bookstore to get me the book a few days early, like last time. What!!!
Zathoth Posted January 4, 2016 Author Posted January 4, 2016 You see, the great part about living in sweden is that no one really pays attention to american fantasy authors who are not RR Martin. So I'll just order the book and when they get it (which is obviously a few days earlier then it is released) they sell it to me.
Kaymyth she/her Posted January 4, 2016 Posted January 4, 2016 Why are we not speaking of our preparations for the newest book that comes out in- may I remind you- less than a month? I, for one, shall wear my finest hat. I am torn. Should I wear my fancy steampunk top hat, or my Jayne Cobb Very Cunning Hat? Decisions! You see, the great part about living in sweden is that no one really pays attention to american fantasy authors who are not RR Martin. So I'll just order the book and when they get it (which is obviously a few days earlier then it is released) they sell it to me. And once again, we will all hate you for it. 2
Zathoth Posted January 4, 2016 Author Posted January 4, 2016 I am torn. Should I wear my fancy steampunk top hat, or my Jayne Cobb Very Cunning Hat? Decisions! And once again, we will all hate you for it. Fancy steampunk hat, definitely fancy steampunk hat. If it makes anyone feel a little better I hate myself a little during the time I cant talk about it XD
Kaymyth she/her Posted January 4, 2016 Posted January 4, 2016 Fancy steampunk hat, definitely fancy steampunk hat. If it makes anyone feel a little better I hate myself a little during the time I cant talk about it XD You could spare yourself all of that shame and pain by just waiting until you're supposed to. You know. If you wanted to. 1
Zathoth Posted January 4, 2016 Author Posted January 4, 2016 You could spare yourself all of that shame and pain by just waiting until you're supposed to. You know. If you wanted to. If I wanted to, yes, but I just ordered it, so no waiting. Well, I still need to wait a little, but hopefully I only have to wait 20 days rather than 24.
Elanicalicus Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 Can I join the church of Wayne? Maybe he'd like to trade for one of my puppets. 2
Kaymyth she/her Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 Can I join the church of Wayne? Maybe he'd like to trade for one of my puppets. C'mon in! The water's fine. So are the pickles. 1
Stormgate he/him Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 Turns out, with my ward against logic, it's three plus three for pickles.
ethangraham95 he/him Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 (edited) Making people mixed drinks is a sacred calling. I'm a licensed bartender in NY! Does that translate well into the Cosmere? 'Cause if so, I would love to join the Church of Wayne! My skills, though rusty, are still effective. Edited January 12, 2016 by ethangraham95
Kaymyth she/her Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 I'm a licensed bartender in NY! Does that translate well into the Cosmere? 'Cause if so, I would love to join the Church of Wayne! My skills, though rusty, are still effective. I think that'd work just fine. Bonus points if the next time you make a drink for someone, you wear a ridiculous strikingly appropriate and fashionable hat.
ethangraham95 he/him Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 Bonus points if the next time you make a drink for someone, you wear a ridiculous strikingly appropriate and fashionable hat. Done and done
CarolaDavar she/her Posted January 15, 2016 Posted January 15, 2016 Can I join, and be official annoyer of Ranette?
Kaymyth she/her Posted January 15, 2016 Posted January 15, 2016 I see no problem with either of these options. Morzathoth! Hey, Pope Guy!
Voidus Posted January 15, 2016 Posted January 15, 2016 Steris > Wayne.That is all.*Skips away while cackling*
Citadel16 he/him Posted January 15, 2016 Posted January 15, 2016 (edited) Steris > Wayne. That is all. *Skips away while cackling* WHAT! *runs at full speed and tackles Voidus while the whole church of wayne prepares the fire and steak* edit: also stake. Edited January 15, 2016 by Voidus
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