Zathoth Posted December 26, 2015 Posted December 26, 2015 (edited) Enter the Temple dedicated to the greatest man in all of the Cosmere, the brilliant philosopher, the powerful warrior, The One and Only Wayne! . You may discuss how you follow the path of Wayne in your life, what the greatest things about His Wayness are and why Bendalloy and Gold are the greatest of Metals. Come join the The Church of Wayne! Members Morzathoth - Pope Kaymyth - High Priestess Mistrunner - Official Keeper of the Hats ChickenPlague FormlessFox Stormgate Venture Mistborn - Official Chewer of Gum Elanicalicus CarolaDavar - Annoyer of Ranette and Trader of Things Hydra - Bearer of Bears Alomantisist Malatium WayneSpren - Honorary Member of The Church Of Wayne Weltall Shadowfax Alias Sheep Murasaki theuntaintedchild Edited April 16, 2016 by Morzathoth 4
Kaymyth she/her Posted December 26, 2015 Posted December 26, 2015 I've inspired something terrible. ...I get to be High Priestess! Pickles are clearly the holiest of foods. Making people mixed drinks is a sacred calling. 1
Zathoth Posted December 26, 2015 Author Posted December 26, 2015 You inspired something great! I hereby name you High Priestess of The Church of Wayne! The holiest of all callings must be to confuse and confound others though. I should add a member list... 1
Mistrunner Posted December 26, 2015 Posted December 26, 2015 I think I'm gonna have to join this. It's Wayne. 1
ChickenPlague he/him Posted December 26, 2015 Posted December 26, 2015 Bendalloy is the greatest metal beacause it allows you to teach the word of Wayne a lot quicker. 1
FormlessFox he/him Posted December 26, 2015 Posted December 26, 2015 Discuss how you follow the path of Wayne: I wear hats and make "trades" of course. 1
Kaymyth she/her Posted December 26, 2015 Posted December 26, 2015 The Blessing of Wayne: "May you always find yourself wearing the right hat." 1
Zathoth Posted December 26, 2015 Author Posted December 26, 2015 You have been added, may your Wax's never run out of treasures to trade for.
Stormgate he/him Posted December 26, 2015 Posted December 26, 2015 Can I make Hoid an honorary member? Also, I choose to not take a high position, as I don't like to confuse people all the time. Just when it's fun to do so. 1
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted December 26, 2015 Posted December 26, 2015 May I join as Official Chewer of Gum? 1
Zathoth Posted December 27, 2015 Author Posted December 27, 2015 I dont think Hoid would like that to be honest... I added you both!, well, I havent yet, but I will have when you have read this, time is weird like that on the internet.
Mistrunner Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 Can I be the Official Keeper of the Hats? I own many hats. I do not get to wear them nearly as often as I wish. Darn them school rules that don't make sense. 1
Kaymyth she/her Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 Can I be the Official Keeper of the Hats? I own many hats. I do not get to wear them nearly as often as I wish. Darn them school rules that don't make sense. Yes. In high school, our history teacher was very strict about hats in the classroom. But then one day I wore a little blue one with flowers on it, and she let me keep it on. Because it was "cute". It really is all about wearing the right hat. 6
ThirdGen Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 It's hard to participate in services that are 100 people milling about, trying to nail each other's accents. 2
Kaymyth she/her Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 It's hard to participate in services that are 100 people milling about, trying to nail each other's accents. Clearly you're trying to participate wrong. 1
Zathoth Posted December 27, 2015 Author Posted December 27, 2015 Clearly he is not good at getting accents right (Neither am I...)
Stormgate he/him Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 I try to do accents, but they tend to travel the globe. For example, I start with British, and it usually goes to Scottish, Irish, or Australian. Also, I switch accents to emphasize things, which makes that part hard to get.
ThirdGen Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 And around the imitations swirl until we're all Tommy Wiseau.
Stormgate he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Can anyone explain how Wayne can use his ward against logic to take two and tow and get a pickle? I'm lucky if I get a typewriter.
ChickenPlague he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Can anyone explain how Wayne can use his ward against logic to take two and tow and get a pickle? I'm lucky if I get a typewriter. Want to trade it for an old sock? -Chicken 5 minutes ago
Stormgate he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Want to trade it for an old sock? -Chicken 5 minutes ago Okay, are you alright if I just PM it to you?
ChickenPlague he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Okay, are you alright if I just PM it to you? No need I already have it.
Stormgate he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 (edited) No need I already have it.WHERE IS MY SOCK?Edit: found it! Edited December 28, 2015 by Stormgate
ChickenPlague he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 (edited) No wait I gave you the sock and took the typewriter. Edited December 28, 2015 by ChickenPlague
ThirdGen Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Oi, nothin' 'ere behind th' dryer, thought the sock. He was thready. ThirdGen had to remember the thread...
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