iBambam Posted December 18, 2015 Posted December 18, 2015 I've seen people reference others in the forums as being Sharders or from The Dark Alley. I'm a bit of a noob to the forums, but not the Cosmere or our theories. But can anyone please explain what the Sharders and The Dark Alley is?
king of nowhere Posted December 18, 2015 Posted December 18, 2015 sharders is simply a name for people in this forum, since the forum is called the 17th shard. the dark alley is an internal joke that, to my memory, started when someone made a list of "people to avoid in dark alleys". Ever since, it has evolved in a place where unsuspecting people are given cookies with hemalurgic spikes hidden inside. Yes, I know, it doesn't sound funny when told that way. Injokes are like that. 1
Guest Posted December 18, 2015 Posted December 18, 2015 List of People to Avoid in Dark Alleys. The Dark Alley The Dark Alley is an umber conglomeratorish melting pot of Sharders, with one goal, to further Science. This primarily takes the form of experimenting with Hemalurgy, though we do try our hand at some philosophy and cookie quantum mechanics as well. If you care about Science, cookies, infinity, and all that, I suggest you contact Voidus (may he live forever) or post in the Dark Alley thread now to become a Denizen. Care for a cookie?
Ookla the Absent Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Yeah, see what we have to deal with? 2
Delightful Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords cookies...... 5
Kaymyth she/her Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 I, for one, would be very wary if some watery tart started throwing baked goods at me. 8
skaa he/him Posted December 21, 2015 Posted December 21, 2015 Come and see the Hemalurgy inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being spiked! 3
Ookla the Absent Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 I, for one, would be very wary if some watery tart started throwing baked goods at me. Amen, sister. 1
Alfa he/him Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 List of People to Avoid in Dark Alleys. The Dark Alley The Dark Alley is an umber conglomeratorish melting pot of Sharders, with one goal, to further Science. This primarily takes the form of experimenting with Hemalurgy, though we do try our hand at some philosophy and cookie quantum mechanics as well. If you care about Science, cookies, infinity, and all that, I suggest you contact Voidus (may he live forever) or post in the Dark Alley thread now to become a Denizen. Care for a cookie? To Voidus we refer not with "may he live forever", but with "may he lurk forever"
Citadel16 he/him Posted December 30, 2015 Posted December 30, 2015 the dark alley has also led to some widespread public outcry and advancements such as spike alert help! i've been spiked and I can't get up! the anti cookie society of nuns raise cookie awarness! think of the children! the really confused sharders who never look at cookies the same way again them:"Hey mark! want a cookie!?" me: *shivers* and no one remembers the coppermind incidents. all sixteen of them... 1
Eagle of the Forest Path he/him Posted December 30, 2015 Posted December 30, 2015 I get chills every time a website asks me if I'll accept cookies... 2
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