Kaymyth she/her Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 *sighs and scoops up the bear, defusing it* That's enough of that, young chicken. I will turn this thread around and take us all straight back home. 2
Young Bard he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 I tend to be behind the times . . . One of the perks of homeschooling. Homeschooling? I see way too much of my parents while I'm at home as it is... If I were homeschooled... I would probably try to jump off a bridge before 2 weeks were out. If it's not too personal, is there a particular reason why? If you don't want to answer that's OK.
Kaymyth she/her Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Ahhhhhhh... Fine... If you really want to explode the thread, you can do it once we hit 100 pages. Assuming you can manage it before the mods lock it.
ChickenPlague he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Yay!!! *sets up a timed bomb set to explode at a 100 pages*
Kaymyth she/her Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Yay!!! *sets up a timed bomb set to explode at a 100 pages* Now, you've got some time here. I expect artistry. Give us something that would make Wile E. Coyote proud! 1
Kobold King he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Yay!!! *sets up a timed bomb set to explode at a 100 pages* Cuts the red wire. 1
Kaymyth she/her Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 In other news, can I express how glorious and wonderful snowblowers are? Because they are. Oh, my goodness. The job that used to take both my husband and I a couple hours working together now takes one of us ten minutes. 2
Zathoth Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 *Kobold implodes and leaves a slightly burnt note that says "THE ANTS ARE EVERYWHERE MY EYES OH HARMONY MY EYES" behind where he stood* 1
ChickenPlague he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Eh fine. * trains crocodiles to devour the number 100. puts dynamite sticks and a small tortoise trained to light the sticks when he sees the numbers 1 or 0 inside the crocodiles. sets up missiles nearby set to launch when the crocodiles stop giving off heat. sits back on comfy explosive sofa* 3
Kaymyth she/her Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 (edited) In other news, can I express how glorious and wonderful snowblowers are? Because they are. Oh, my goodness. The job that used to take both my husband and I a couple hours working together now takes one of us ten minutes. Wait a second...why is James outside shoveling?! Is...is the snowblower not working? Why did he not tell me so that I could help him? He's basically done with the driveway now! Well, fine. At least I figured it out early enough that can go make some hot chocolate for him and have it ready. Edited December 28, 2015 by Kaymyth 1
Kobold King he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 *Kobold implodes and leaves a slightly burnt note that says "THE ANTS ARE EVERYWHERE MY EYES OH HARMONY MY EYES" behind where he stood* Kobold reappears next to a puzzled-looking child with an empty ant farm. 3
ChickenPlague he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Kobold reappears next to a puzzled-looking child with an empty ant farm. I appear next to a puzled looking monarch with an empty kobold farm 4
Zathoth Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 (edited) *Appears next to a kobold looking puzzle with an empty chicken farm* EDIT: Now that we ran that joke into the ground this horror story is really not working out for me... blergh... I should just write that one about the turtles... Edited December 28, 2015 by Morzathoth 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 *sips tea and strokes pug* 4
ChickenPlague he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 EDIT: Now that we ran that joke into the ground this horror story is really not working out for me... blergh... I should just write that one about the turtles... You should write the one about turtles. I agree. 2
DreamEternal Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 *apppears next to a malignant entity with an empty puzzle jar*
ChickenPlague he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 *appears next to the joke with an empty space in the ground* 1
Zathoth Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 (edited) You should write the one about turtles. I agree. How do I even start, continue and end? EDIT: AHA! 100 pages! Edited December 28, 2015 by Morzathoth
ChickenPlague he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 (edited) Boooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooom!!! Crocodile go boooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooom!!! Edit: who wanted to start the next thread? Edited December 28, 2015 by ChickenPlague 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Retail is the most relatable comic strip I've ever seen. I've only got one more year of archived material to go until I'm caught up. I don't know what I'll do then…. 4
Zathoth Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Retail is the most relatable comic strip I've ever seen. I've only got one more year of archived material to go until I'm caught up. I don't know what I'll do then…. Read Bug Martini, or Camp Wedonwantcha Or Oglaf if you are in the mood for something very NSFW. Or Girls with Slingshots if you are in the mood for something slightly less NSFW. Yeah ok dont read Oglaf... You know you could read the entire Jojo's Bizarre Adventures Manga. That will entertain you until at least April, if you read fast. 2
The Honor Spren she/her Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 Good bye 5! Adieu! Adieu! To you and you and yoouu! 1
Kaymyth she/her Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 Retail is the most relatable comic strip I've ever seen. I've only got one more year of archived material to go until I'm caught up. I don't know what I'll do then…. I vote for Order of the Stick. It's up over 1,000 strips now. 2
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