Kobold King he/him Posted January 4, 2016 Posted January 4, 2016 New Dalles post up. Deathwish rises to a new level of awesturbing scumbaggery, and Arsenal brings a new variable to the table in the war against Quicksilver.
RippleGylf she/her Posted January 4, 2016 Posted January 4, 2016 Just put up Lightwood's first post in Astoria. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 4, 2016 Author Posted January 4, 2016 Just put up Lightwood's first post in Astoria. And it was great! 1
Mailliw73 he/him Posted January 4, 2016 Posted January 4, 2016 New Dalles post up. Deathwish rises to a new level of awesturbing scumbaggery, and Arsenal brings a new variable to the table in the war against Quicksilver. The Dalles, Episode IV: A New Scumbaggery Followed by: The Dalles, Episode V: Emma Strikes Back. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 4, 2016 Author Posted January 4, 2016 Here's part 1. I don't know if I'll finish it today, so I figured I'd share what little I have and then put the completed rap battle in WHOOC when I'm done. By completion, what you see will likely be further refined, so consider this a first draft. Nighthound : I'm searching for a diss and there's so much to find against this prudish necromancer slowly losing his mind He's scared of a maniac covered in glitter. He panders to Altermind and fears my little sister And we're all so jaded of talk about the Empire of Light spewed by a pathetic professor who's defined by fright. I enslave other Epics and wreak havoc on a Carnotaurus Turn vanillas into Hounds and spill gore until I bore while you barely manage to intimidate a unicycling dork. Other Epics are only with you for the dinosaurs. Now go ahead, rap. But trust me, I've got more. Lightwards : You should shut your fool mouth, you ponytailed barbarian. I'm the Emperor of Light, majestic and grand. You're an uninhibited beast with his end near at hand. Don't talk to me about power ; you're outmatched by your sister. I don't think of the Jäger twins as Epics, but as two walking blisters. When you die, you die. You'll remember that when I feed you to my carnivores raw. I doubt you'll be perving on Ray from inside an allosaur's jaw. I move mankind towards the light. You're a neanderthal who belongs in the Paleolithic But I'll bring the past to you. Raptors, kill him. It'd be just like Funtimes to interrupt right there and start rapping about candy canes. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted January 4, 2016 Posted January 4, 2016 Here's part 1. I don't know if I'll finish it today, so I figured I'd share what little I have and then put the completed rap battle in WHOOC when I'm done. By completion, what you see will likely be further refined, so consider this a first draft. Nighthound : I'm searching for a diss and there's so much to find against this prudish necromancer slowly losing his mind He's scared of a maniac covered in glitter. He panders to Altermind and fears my little sister And we're all so jaded of talk about the Empire of Light spewed by a pathetic professor who's defined by fright. I enslave other Epics and wreak havoc on a Carnotaurus Turn vanillas into Hounds and spill gore until I bore while you barely manage to intimidate a unicycling dork. Other Epics are only with you for the dinosaurs. Now go ahead, rap. But trust me, I've got more. Lightwards : You should shut your fool mouth, you ponytailed barbarian. I'm the Emperor of Light, majestic and grand. You're an uninhibited beast with his end near at hand. Don't talk to me about power ; you're outmatched by your sister. I don't think of the Jäger twins as Epics, but as two walking blisters. When you die, you die. You'll remember that when I feed you to my carnivores raw. I doubt you'll be perving on Ray from inside an allosaur's jaw. I move mankind towards the light. You're a neanderthal who belongs in the Paleolithic But I'll bring the past to you. Raptors, kill him. Backtrack is commanded to do backup dancing but instead hides behind a tree stump. I genuinely laughed out loud at that. 2
mail-mi he/him Posted January 4, 2016 Posted January 4, 2016 The Dalles, Episode IV: A New Scumbaggery Followed by: The Dalles, Episode V: Emma Strikes Back. Um.... how in storms did Emma not die right there by stabbing a knife into Deathwish's neck?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 4, 2016 Author Posted January 4, 2016 Um.... how in storms did Emma not die right there by stabbing a knife into Deathwish's neck? I assumed she stabbed his clothes.
Citadel16 he/him Posted January 4, 2016 Posted January 4, 2016 okay! i'm ready to post. any tips before I do?
Kobold King he/him Posted January 4, 2016 Posted January 4, 2016 Um.... how in storms did Emma not die right there by stabbing a knife into Deathwish's neck? It said she slammed the hilt into his neck. I was under the impression that she whacked him with the blunt end of the knife, which would hurt but wouldn't reflect. 1
Voidus Posted January 4, 2016 Posted January 4, 2016 (edited) Um.... how in storms did Emma not die right there by stabbing a knife into Deathwish's neck? slammed the hilt into Hawk's neck. I was initially confused as well, I take it she was just using the blunt end though Edit: Ninja'd Edited January 4, 2016 by Voidus
Citadel16 he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 okay! i'm ready to post. any tips before I do? AND DONE!!
Mailliw73 he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 Um.... how in storms did Emma not die right there by stabbing a knife into Deathwish's neck? It said she slammed the hilt into his neck. I was under the impression that she whacked him with the blunt end of the knife, which would hurt but wouldn't reflect. Yeah, sorry, I edited it to make that clearer. She just hit him with the handle. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 5, 2016 Author Posted January 5, 2016 Yeah, sorry, I edited it to make that clearer. She just hit him with the handle. As much as we all want to see Deathwish stabbed in the neck, the edit is much appreciated.
Kobold King he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 As much as we all want to see Deathwish stabbed in the neck, the edit is much appreciated. Patience, TwiLyght of the lack of sparkles. Patience.
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 As much as we all want to see Deathwish stabbed in the neck, the edit is much appreciated. Actually, I'd prefer Deathwish to be beaten in a very drawn out and painful manner. And then die. That reminds me. And then Deathwish died. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 Actually, I'd prefer Deathwish to be beaten in a very drawn out and painful manner. And then die. That reminds me. And then Deathwish died. * takes notes * 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 5, 2016 Author Posted January 5, 2016 Will someone explain Murderlina, to me? One day, I was Sharding on my phone, as I often do. I don't remember what I was trying to say, and I don't think it's important, now. What matters is that I typed a perfectly valid word, and my phone autocorrected it to "Murderlina." And that was when I learned of her. She lurks in my phone, and haunts the forum. Waiting. For what, I do not know. What I do know is that with a name like Murderlina, her purposes are nothing but fell. She lurks among us….watching. 2
Mailliw73 he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 As much as we all want to see Deathwish stabbed in the neck, the edit is much appreciated. Emma wishes she could stab him in the neck too, but she's been dealing with him, so she knows how to hit and not draw blood. She may have been practicing...
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 (edited) Emma wishes she could stab him in the neck too, but she's been dealing with him, so she knows how to hit and not draw blood. She may have been practicing...The Dalles should have a mandatory how to fight Deathwish and not get hurt course for all female citizens. Make it optional and paid for male citizens. Vondra can raise funds, and the citizens will be trained to injure Deathwish. Perfect.Are you still taking notes, Kobold? That was supposed to be Vondra, not condors, though I guess we can train them to fight Deathwish too. Edited January 5, 2016 by Mashadar Mistborn 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 5, 2016 Author Posted January 5, 2016 The Dalles should have a mandatory how to fight Deathwish and not get hurt course for all female citizens. Make it optional and paid for male citizens. Condors can raise funds, and the citizens will be trained to injure Deathwish. Perfect. Are you still taking notes, Kobold? A charity run by the Sisters of the Loose Cannon Aimed Directly at Deathwish? 2
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 A charity run by the Sisters of the Loose Cannon Aimed Directly at Deathwish? A charity run by The Sister of for the Love of all That is Good Deathwish Shouldn't Exist for a Minute Without Pain. They're a very specific but well loved group dedicated to the extermination of Deathwish. 2
Citadel16 he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 a bit of a subject change, but does anyone think it would be a good idea to have a topic summarizing what happened in each RP? I would think that it would make it easier for people to join. although nothing beats reading the funtimes. OOH! OOH! Funtimes should make her own magazine! that might open up a whole list of fun times. wait a second... 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 5, 2016 Author Posted January 5, 2016 A charity run by The Sister of for the Love of all That is Good Deathwish Shouldn't Exist for a Minute Without Pain. They're a very specific but well loved group dedicated to the extermination of Deathwish. Monasteries and convents are supposed to respond to the needs of the communities they serve. The Dalles has a very specific need, so its convent will respond to that need. Oh, will it respond.
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 Kobold, I hope you're taking notes for Vondra. I might try to WHOOC this when I'm not on mobile. 1
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