Kobold King he/him Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 This gif accurately summarizes every Sam / Voidgaze interaction to date. 3
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 On an unrelated note, I may have discovered an Epic that matches Deathwish for Slontzeyness. InternetGuy Primary Power: 'MakeMeASammich', can cause people to become overwhelmingly compelled to make him a sandwich. Frequently uses this power on women while degrading them. Passive: This power is instantly applied to anyone who attempts to do harm to him, they are compelled to make and present to him a sandwich instead. On the plus side, his existence means that everyone has real incentive not to end up on the Calamitas naughty list. Well, at least he doesn't actually touch the women. This gif accurately summarizes every Sam / Voidgaze interaction to date. Now we only need to enter Revolution into the gif. She can be Applejack. 1
Voidus Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 Short Impact/Scribbler post up. Wherin Impact discovers that tripping out on prescription drugs while having the capability to actually fly is an interesting experience. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 Short Impact/Scribbler post up. Wherin Impact discovers that tripping out on prescription drugs while having the capability to actually fly is an interesting experience. What Impact thinks she's doing: What everyone else sees: 3
Voidus Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 What Impact thinks she's doing: What everyone else sees: This is accurate. I am now very tempted to have her fly into a window at some point. 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 Short Impact/Scribbler post up. Wherin Impact discovers that tripping out on prescription drugs while having the capability to actually fly is an interesting experience. I better get on having Baxter making a healthy breakfast then or maybe just welcome her. Would she just arrive on foot or with another method? This is accurate. I am now very tempted to have her fly into a window at some point. And then there was a window no more. 1
Voidus Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 I better get on having Baxter making a healthy breakfast then or maybe just welcome her. Would she just arrive on foot or with another method? And then there was a window no more. Much as she might be tempted to make a dragon and burn Arsenals house down on her way I think she'd probably be on foot.
Kobold King he/him Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 This is accurate. I am now very tempted to have her fly into a window at some point. The City Guard finally catches up with her when she's found outside Autumn's house trying to eat corn out of the bird feeder. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 7, 2016 Author Posted January 7, 2016 This is accurate. I am now very tempted to have her fly into a window at some point. There are times when men must stand firm in the face of temptation, refusing to bow. This is not one of those times. 3
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 Much as she might be tempted to make a dragon and burn Arsenals house down on her way I think she'd probably be on foot. A... pity? Anyway, he'd probably have some time expecting her then. 1
Voidus Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 Actually this brings up a point, is there any public transportation in the Dalles?
Kobold King he/him Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 Actually this brings up a point, is there any public transportation in the Dalles? I think Arsenal would be much more likely to give out buses to a handful of certified drivers who need a job than he would be to try keeping up with the car and gasoline demands of the entire city.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 7, 2016 Author Posted January 7, 2016 I think Arsenal would be much more likely to give out buses to a handful of certified drivers who need a job than he would be to try keeping up with the car and gasoline demands of the entire city. So conceivably, you could get a ride...if you had a good reason and bribed the driver? 1
Kobold King he/him Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 So conceivably, you could get a ride...if you had a good reason and bribed the driver? Something like that. I suspect bikes would start getting more popular.
Voidus Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 I think Arsenal would be much more likely to give out buses to a handful of certified drivers who need a job than he would be to try keeping up with the car and gasoline demands of the entire city. Alrighty then, well Scribbler will be walking/busing her way to the clinic depending on how far it is
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 Alrighty then, well Scribbler will be walking/busing her way to the clinic depending on how far it is Now I'm imaging Scribbler in work traffic, looking absolutely annoyed. 1
Voidus Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 Now I'm imaging Scribbler in work traffic, looking absolutely annoyed. She's expanding her kill-policy to include people who idle at green lights as well as Epics. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 She's expanding her kill-policy to include people who idle at green lights as well as Epics. And so her reign of terror begins. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 7, 2016 Author Posted January 7, 2016 She's expanding her kill-policy to include people who idle at green lights as well as Epics. And so her reign of terror begins. Rare footage surfaces of corrupted!Scribbler on her morning commute: Yes, the corruption gave her a man-voice. Stop asking questions. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 Rare footage surfaces of corrupted!Scribbler on her morning commute: Yes, the corruption gave her a man-voice. Stop asking questions. Never forget, evil sounds deep.
Voidus Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 And so her reign of terror begins. She prefers to think of it as her reign of civic duty. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 She prefers to think of it as her reign of civic duty. What kind of "civil duties" would she assign to other people?
Voidus Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 What kind of "civil duties" would she assign to other people? Removing Deathwish's eyes in some bloodless manner. Also killing Deathwish. 2
Voidus Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 "I am Lightwards. I am never weak. Weakness is my strength. Death is my life. And this is my goat." "You remind me of a goat cherry." "Let's have a goat." "Animals don't wear goats." "Did I goat it, empath?" "The goat was firing back." "Goat Springfield had betrayed him." "The Empire of Goat is about to rise." I thought this would be more appreciated here than on the actual Goat thread. I am Metronome the great, tremble before my ability to precisely know what goat it is! 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 I am Metronome the great, tremble before my ability to precisely know what goat it is! Wow, he just got even mightier. To add something myself: "Once in the chamber atop the pillar Lucentia grew herself a goat of sapphire blue." 2
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