ChickenPlague he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 May I have a Calamitas gift Voidus? Pretty please!
mail-mi he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 (edited) Calamitas is celebrated 364 days out of the year. So, no Calamitas gifts on February 29 this year? Edited January 3, 2016 by mail-mi
Voidus Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 So, no Calamitas gifts on February 29 this year? No on leap years we celebrate it on Feb 29th and instead skip it on the 4th Sunday of August. We also don't celebrate it on December 20th, because that's the summer solstice here and it's just way too hot to be porting into alleyways lugging Epic profiles and cookies. May I have a Calamitas gift Voidus? Pretty please! You certainly may. PoultryEpidemic Primary Power: Can infect chickens with a form of plague, causing them to rampage and peck at peoples ankles. The chickens also get horrible stomach aches and headaches but they can't really reveal that fact since they're chickens. Secondary Power: Metal durability manipulation, can either vastly increase or decrease the durability of any metal in his vicinity. 1
Voidus Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Me too, me too! I want one too! ^^ Hmm, this one might be a bit more difficult, you don't have a name, title or signature that I can turn into an Epic quickly. This may need some more thought. But have no fear! The spirit of Calamitas shall inspire me to write for you a most wonderous profile, filled with wonder, or possibly horror. Or a brick made of porridge. You never really can tell with Epic profiles.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 3, 2016 Author Posted January 3, 2016 Hmm, this one might be a bit more difficult, you don't have a name, title or signature that I can turn into an Epic quickly. This may need some more thought. But have no fear! The spirit of Calamitas shall inspire me to write for you a most wonderous profile, filled with wonder, or possibly horror. Or a brick made of porridge. You never really can tell with Epic profiles. Does this mean Voidus is the Sharder who saved Calamitas? 1
Voidus Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Does this mean Voidus is the Sharder who saved Calamitas? As opposed to the spambot who stole Calamitas? 1
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 As opposed to the spambot who stole Calamitas? Babaji: Primary: Targeted Aphasia, can garble the speech of self and others into utter nonsense. Secondary: Emotional Manipulation: Can cause anyone in his vicinity to feel intense hatred towards him. Modus Operandi: Garbles the speech of others, targets them with his emotional manipulation and laughs when they try to explain how much they hate him. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 3, 2016 Author Posted January 3, 2016 As opposed to the spambot who stole Calamitas? And the spambot's account Was banned three times that day. 2
Voidus Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 And the spambot's account Was banned three times that day. Yeah I thought about that line and realized it's where the parallel broke down since unlike Grinches our spambot clearly has no heart at all. I like your substitution very much. 1
Voidus Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Ok, so I found an incredibly awesome picture that Mestiv has posted here. I plan on using this as inspiration for the powerset but as usual I'm having trouble with a name. Any suggestions?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 3, 2016 Author Posted January 3, 2016 Ok, so I found an incredibly awesome picture that Mestiv has posted here. I plan on using this as inspiration for the powerset but as usual I'm having trouble with a name. Any suggestions? Puggerfly? 1
Seonid he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Guys, what happened to the dragon flying into the Dalles? That was me, as well as Paladin, Ironmonger, Guardian, and Ranger. I've been extremely busy and only getting busier, so I put them on hiatus. Ostensibly, Team Paladin is scouting out The Dalles, but Arvin and the dragon are a bit of a plot hole.
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Me too, me too! I want one too! ^^ Yeah, me as well. *forgets magic word* Please?
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Ok, so I found an incredibly awesome picture that Mestiv has posted here. I plan on using this as inspiration for the powerset but as usual I'm having trouble with a name. Any suggestions? Pugdor, the perfect!
Stormgate he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 I'm curious what Calamitas does for me. Stormgate is already an Epic.
Voidus Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 (edited) I'm curious what Calamitas does for me. Stormgate is already an Epic. The ways of Calamitas are not so confined. FourthWall Primary Power: Narrative awareness, any time that anyone is talking about or viewing any kind of recording of FourthWall she becomes aware of it. Secondary Power: Narrative alteration, can alter the narrative of any such conversation or recording, FourthWall frequently uses this ability to chastise anyone who tries to talk about her. Tertiary Power: Sonic resonance, capable of emitting infrasonic sounds which can break walls. (And other things like peoples skulls I suppose) Also: Pugdor the Perfect Primary Power: Flight, unlike most flying Epics, Pugdor achieves the feat through a feature of anatomy as he can sprout a pair of wings whenever he chooses. Secondary Power: Shapeshifting, Pugdor the perfect has the ability to transform into a pug at will, however he retains the wings he possesses in his human form and cannot hide them while in pug form. Tertiary Power: Infectious Adorbs, anyone who is bitten by Pugdor in his pug form becomes completely infatuated with how cute he is and is rendered unable to take any hostile actions against him Edited January 3, 2016 by Voidus 1
Mestiv he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Hmm, this one might be a bit more difficult, you don't have a name, title or signature that I can turn into an Epic quickly. This may need some more thought. But have no fear! The spirit of Calamitas shall inspire me to write for you a most wonderous profile, filled with wonder, or possibly horror. Or a brick made of porridge. You never really can tell with Epic profiles. Specially for you, I've given myself a member title 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Specially for you, I've given myself a member title Does that mean i can take Pugdor the perfect?
Voidus Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Specially for you, I've given myself a member title Well then I suppose you get two Epics for Calamitas since I just finished one based upon an old picture Catastrophic (Because we don't have nearly enough puns in Epic names) Primary Power: Weather manipulation, capable of localized but non-accurate changes in the weather, inducing violent storms and even tornadoes. Secondary Power: Animal summoning, Catastrophic is capable of summoning a variety of domestic pets at will. By combining this with his first power he is quite literally capable of making it rain cats and dogs. Passive: Feline affinity, Catastrophic is able to instantly gain the trust and affection of any cat or kitten he meets and has quietly set up a small house for his feline friends. 1
Mestiv he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Well then I suppose you get two Epics for Calamitas since I just finished one based upon an old picture Catastrophic (Because we don't have nearly enough puns in Epic names) Primary Power: Weather manipulation, capable of localized but non-accurate changes in the weather, inducing violent storms and even tornadoes. Secondary Power: Animal summoning, Catastrophic is capable of summoning a variety of domestic pets at will. By combining this with his first power he is quite literally capable of making it rain cats and dogs. Passive: Feline affinity, Catastrophic is able to instantly gain the trust and affection of any cat or kitten he meets and has quietly set up a small house for his feline friends. 3
Voidus Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Having two cats myself I'm well aware that this posture usually means it's about to try to attack my face or arm. 1
Mestiv he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 That's just a way of saying "I love you" 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Having two cats myself I'm well aware that this posture usually means it's about to try to attack my face or arm. The only way I can see my cat standing like that is if I'm dangling food over her head and she wants to grab it. 1
Voidus Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Yeah, me as well.*forgets magic word*Please? I only just realized this was Venture since I read it as a notification first and I was just wondering how in the world I was supposed to come up with an Epic for someone new who I know nothing about In light of this I present:FormerlyPrimary Power: Recollective dissonance, whenever anyone meets Formerly their memories of the meeting are slightly altered, details about his appearance are altered at random, as is his name. This results in people calling him something different every time they meet him and no one knowing what his true name is, though he refers to himself as 'Formerly'.Secondary Power: Neuropathic manipulation, capable of inflicting severe pain upon people at will, this pain is not accompanied by any physical symptoms but can be severe enough to cause people to fall unconscious. 1
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