MomSpren Posted November 1, 2015 Posted November 1, 2015 Hello! I just joined this forum at the request of my dd (aka The Honor Spren), which is why I'm now a Mom Spren. I haven't spent much time lurking around here yet, but dd and I have had many a fun conversation about the things we've read on the wiki together. I'm pretty sure I've read all of Brandon's books. I started reading The Wheel of Time back when Book 10 first came out, and when it was announced that Brandon would finish up the series, I immediately bought Elantris, and I've been hooked ever since. 16
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted November 1, 2015 Posted November 1, 2015 Welcome! Another forum family ! 1
Zathoth Posted November 1, 2015 Posted November 1, 2015 Will there be a gun duel at noon? I demand a duel! Jokes (Well, Im never quite sure if I am joking or not myself...) aside welcome to the forum, most of us dont bite, have a cookie that may or may not be a hemalurgic spike. 3
Elbereth she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 Obligatory warning: DO NOT ACCEPT THE COOKIE. Welcome! 2
The Honor Spren she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 (edited) Hello there mother, madre, mommy of mine! My constant nagging for getting you to join has finally paid off! She hath come far, from the Well Trained Mind forums, home to homeschooling, cupcakes, men in kilts, and emoticons that are way better than ours! Welcome to the Shard, home of Hoid, pugs, ponies, cookies, theories, dark alleys, and generally awkward people!!! (Oh, and lists of things, but only from me. Right now.) I'm glad you're here! Edited November 2, 2015 by The Honor Spren 2
MomSpren Posted November 2, 2015 Author Posted November 2, 2015 Ohhhhh crap. Kaymyth get in here. Will there be a gun duel at noon? I demand a duel! Aack! Noo!!! Lol...the challenge was accidental... 4
MomSpren Posted November 2, 2015 Author Posted November 2, 2015 Obligatory warning: DO NOT ACCEPT THE COOKIE. Welcome! But I really want the cookie. *drooling* 5
Allomancy she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 (edited) OH DEAR!!!!!!!! NOW I HAVE THREE MOMS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *breathe* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! JK JK by the way, I wanted the cookie too. Edited November 2, 2015 by Allomancy 2
Kaymyth she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 Ohhhhh crap. Kaymyth get in here. Hiii! Will there be a gun duel at noon? I demand a duel! Jokes (Well, Im never quite sure if I am joking or not myself...) aside welcome to the forum, most of us dont bite, have a cookie that may or may not be a hemalurgic spike. Now, now, there's an etiquette for this sort of thing. A gun duel is far too violent for moms. I think this may need more of a "The Real Slim Shady" rap battle sort of thing. Aack! Noo!!! Lol...the challenge was accidental... Funny thing is, I'm not even an actual mom. They all just decided I was one day when I was giving out parentish advice on the Bad Day thread.... 3
Mistrunner Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 And now I remember that someone a while back in the Knights Awkward dubbed me "Awkwardmother"... But I'm not going to take on the "mother" title yet. We've got two very capable forum moms. Welcome to the Shard, Mother of Honor Spren! 1
Kestrel she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER I WILL FIGHT BACK ahem Welcome to the forums, lurker! 1
MomSpren Posted November 2, 2015 Author Posted November 2, 2015 Hiii! Now, now, there's an etiquette for this sort of thing. A gun duel is far too violent for moms. I think this may need more of a "The Real Slim Shady" rap battle sort of thing. Funny thing is, I'm not even an actual mom. They all just decided I was one day when I was giving out parentish advice on the Bad Day thread.... Aww look, we don't even have to duel. You can still be THE forum mom. I'm just the mom of a wayward spren who never listens to her parents. 1
MomSpren Posted November 2, 2015 Author Posted November 2, 2015 YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER I WILL FIGHT BACK ahem Welcome to the forums, lurker! Should I change my title to Lurker mom? Cause that'll probably be what I do. Until the next Stormlight book comes out...
Cadmium he/him Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 (edited) Should I change my title to Lurker mom? Cause that'll probably be what I do. Until the next Stormlight book comes out... Christmas of 2016. *sigh* Can anyone spare some bendalloy for a really long speed bubble? It's too long to wait. Oh, and welcome. Edited November 2, 2015 by midnightyell 1
Titan Arum Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 Welcome, Momspren!! Also, no need to change your name to LurkerMom. My mother holds that title well. I discovered that she was a 17th Shard lurker after posting a picture of my Aon Rao pumpkin on the forum...she texted me to tell me that she liked it and wanted to upvote it! Ha. Thanks, momma dear. 1
Kaymyth she/her Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER I WILL FIGHT BACK ahem Welcome to the forums, lurker! Maybe she's just my spren. Aww look, we don't even have to duel. You can still be THE forum mom. I'm just the mom of a wayward spren who never listens to her parents. No duel? Oh...oh, thank gods. I hate rap. 1
Delightful Posted November 2, 2015 Posted November 2, 2015 But rap is so entertaining! Hi MomSpren! Do you have an interesting skill you can face off with Kaymyth? Just for funsies? Titan Arum, major LOL.
MomSpren Posted November 2, 2015 Author Posted November 2, 2015 (edited) But rap is so entertaining! Hi MomSpren! Do you have an interesting skill you can face off with Kaymyth? Just for funsies? Titan Arum, major LOL. How about nunchaku?? And bo staff..but I can never remember my bo kata. Edited November 2, 2015 by MomSpren
MomSpren Posted November 2, 2015 Author Posted November 2, 2015 Speaking of Nunchaku...for your viewing pleasure... 1
MomSpren Posted November 2, 2015 Author Posted November 2, 2015 Christmas of 2016. *sigh* Can anyone spare some bendalloy for a really long speed bubble? It's too long to wait. Oh, and welcome. We'd have to put it over Brandon, and make sure he doesn't leave the bubble though... 1
Delightful Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 Hang on.....is a momspren a spren that appears when people are being particularly motherly? 2
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