Feathertips and Featherblades

[PorridgeBrick he/him]

Your fungicides and shardforks and featherspears and various painful pointy things are useless against the Bricks of Porridge! Cut us, and we reform! Try to poison us, and we will happily eat it all with no harmful effects! Stab us, and we devour you! And yes, it's we now– I have summoned my entire family of PorridgeBricks, from all their unexpected hiding spots inside bricks, the Spanish Inquisition, and Voidmobiles! Watch your backs, your feets, your fronts, your everythings, because there's always a PorridgeBrick lurking precisely where it is most unexpected!

Tonight, my friends, we feast on feathers and fanfics! And kiwifruits, can't forget the kiwifruits. Mmmm. Tasty.

Edited May 20, 2014 by PorridgeBrick

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

Finally a feast I can get behind!!

[Mailliw73 he/him]

add the FeatherFarmers to your list of Feathertroops and we'll talk about hooking the Feathertroops up with waffles. SCADRIAN Wafles

 

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[Ashiok]

Farming--> wheat-->porridge

 

BOOM

I just soulcast the bricks, and presto!

new porridge bricks.

You cant beat the sole Featherfarmer at his job

[PorridgeBrick he/him]

Farming--> wheat-->porridge

 

BOOM

I just soulcast the bricks, and presto!

new porridge bricks.

You cant beat the sole Featherfarmer at his job

 

I'm confused here. You're being threatened by a clan of malevolent masses of porridge, and so... make more masses of porridge? That is not how you defeat PorridgeBricks. We will gladly welcome our new brethren that you have created.

[Ashiok]

no. I make explodey porridgeBricks that explode when they come close to normal ones

[PorridgeBrick he/him]

Hmm. That is a useful ability. Explodiness does not harm us, as we can simply reform. But the enemy.... Mwahaha! You have handed us the best possible weapon! Do not underestimate the PorridgeBrick empire! (Yes, empire. We grow fast.)

[Ashiok]

they explode with awesomeness. that awesomeness poisons all nearby porridge bricks

[PorridgeBrick he/him]

Your fungicides and shardforks and featherspears and various painful pointy things are useless against the Bricks of Porridge! Cut us, and we reform! Try to poison us, and we will happily eat it all with no harmful effects! Stab us, and we devour you! And yes, it's we now– I have summoned my entire family of PorridgeBricks, from all their unexpected hiding spots inside bricks, the Spanish Inquisition, and Voidmobiles! Watch your backs, your feets, your fronts, your everythings, because there's always a PorridgeBrick lurking precisely where it is most unexpected!

Tonight, my friends, we feast on feathers and fanfics! And kiwifruits, can't forget the kiwifruits. Mmmm. Tasty.

 

And where did you get this awesomeness? Did you dastardly devils dare to steal from Lift?

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

(giggle) Keep going.

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Aha! The field has been set. Both sides are gathering troops. Action is imminent. This will be fun (giggle).

 

(btw, I'm not on either side. I'm just observing)

You know, We don't have any Feather Bridgemen Slaves Yet. Anyone want to help Conscript some People?

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

Now they resort to slavery! Rise up my fellow sharders before it is too late! Stop their tyranny in it's place!

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

You know, We don't have any Feather Bridgemen Slaves Yet. Anyone want to help Conscript some People?

You do NOT want to bring the Panda Nation into this battle, Captain Feather.

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

Help us Panda! You are sworn to the light are you not? Do you not see their trickery for what it is? They are trying to take over this fan site, thread by thread. Do not let them! They say they are friends then when you are not looking they will enslave your true friends and allies so that the Panda nation is alone and powerless.

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

The Pandas are sworn to abstinence, but they will participate if angered.

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

The Pandas are sworn to abstinence, but they will participate if angered.

Is that why the Chinese are having difficulty raising the panda population?

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

Yup. Besides, there's too much pollution (I've been to China dozens of times, and never have I seen a blue sky. There's too much pollution covering it).

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

Yea I knew that. The Chinese are the reason New Zealand doesn't have much of a ozone layer. Stupid wind currents pick up the pollution and drop it in our atmosphere. Lol. Other than the lack of blue skies is china a good place to visit?

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

Yep. So long as you understand Chinese. And whatever you do, NEVER order food from a restaurant that doesn't look fancy and professional. You do NOT want to know what they put in the food.

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

Anything and everything, lol. But back to topic. Come at me you weak and pathetic Feathertips even your Featherfarmer with his asplodie porridge bricks is no match for the might of Awakened crystal ( which until WoB states that it is impossible is what my name is about )!

[Ashiok]

Somebody! Get the lava! We  will melt both the PorridgeBricks and the CrystalBodies

[lwd24era he/him]

I think the enemy has fled my friends.

[Lurthemir he/him]

Lurth, you are now an honorary Featherclan member. That was a great speech. But it's Feathertips not Featherspears.

Featherwarriors, this outsider of the name of Lurth has delivered a powerful speech and rallied us. Stand and defend our Mistress! We shall not stand for this behavior, it shall be crushed. Shroom, take your Aussie friends and cleanest his thread of yourselves or face the wrath of all the Feathertroops combined. Strength and Freedom! *Feather salute.

 

 

I shall accept your generous offer on a couple conditions:

 

- That I be placed outside the chain of command.

 

- That I be titled the Master Tactician and Official Speaker of Powerful Words.

 

That is all. Thank You.

Edited May 20, 2014 by Lurthemir

[lwd24era he/him]

I shall accept your generous offer on a couple conditions:

 

- That I be placed outside the chain of command.

 

- That I be titled the Master Tactician and Official Speaker of Powerful Words.

 

That is all. Thank You.

 

You'd have to report to someone.

Any title you receive would have to have Feather in front of it. 

[Mailliw73 he/him]

Lurth, if you accept lwd's terms, than it is official! Welcome.

Shroomites, I command you to leave!