Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

gets a viola.

inserts mat meese.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets cat cheese.

Inserts a cabbage.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Gets angry Sooka

Inserts Avatar

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Gets an obscure book by Poul Anderson that few have read.

Inserts small blue person.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Gets a smurf. 

Inserts a spork. 

[Ranryu she/her]

Gets an overly-friendly sentient piece of literal trash.

Inserts an umbrella.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gets Marry Poppins 

Inserts a bane

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Gets a wolf. 

Inserts a storm. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gets a naughty word.

Inserts a high school bathroom.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets pity.

Inserts feathers.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gets about 82% of a bird.

Inserts the nonexistent remaining 18% of the same bird.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gets a pidgeon

Inserts a inspirational quote.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Gets a depressing quote.

Inserts a universe.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gets some red shift.

Inserts a lightning donkey-ape.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Gets Percy Jackson. 

Inserts Investure.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gets metal dust clouds.

Inserts a dull pencil

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Gets a pencil sharpener.

Inserts a pokeball.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Gets a feisty pikachu (with no pokeball)

 

Inserts skymark

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Gets a dollar. 

Inserts eggs.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gets a truthless.

Inserts a TI-83+

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Gets math.

Inserts D&D. 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Receives happiness

Inserts joy

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Gets grace

Inserts Happines.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

gets McDonalds.

inserts satan.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets satin.

Inserts Preservation.