TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 (edited) I've found I'm more outgoing when I have a pug to break the ice. Edited October 30, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 3
Orlion Blight he/him Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Missed Connection: You: a cute woman working at Dairy Queen, with an MLP-themed tie and a belt with pictures of Rainbow Dash soaring around on it. Me: a hairy teenager ordering a vanilla milkshake and tacos before slinking away, too nervous to talk to you. Contact me so I can tell you why Fluttershy is best pony. Next time, you should ask for some Twilight Sprinkles. You know, a corny pony pun might be the way to break the ice. 5
ThirdGen Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Not as much of an inroad there as one of those frozen yogurt places where they have Apple Jacks as a topping. Applejack is best pony.
Mistrunner Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 How? I didn't accidentally offend you, did I? Not at all. Just sayin' I've felt that feel or whatever they're sayin' nowadays. This is why we nerds need an online forum to discuss our favorite books and such, though. That way we can have friends in the safety of our own homes without ever having to attempt to raise our voices above a mumble. 4
+Slowswift Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Not at all. Just sayin' I've felt that feel or whatever they're sayin' nowadays. Oh. See, there I go again. 1
Zathoth Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 I've found I'm more outgoing when I have a pug to break the ice. Pets are great like that, you can just direct it in the general direction of an interesting looking person and then you have a topic. Unless they are extremely allergic and end up swelling up so much that they cant talk to you, in which case you should probably call an ambulance, but then you have almost killed them by accident and saved their life in a matter of minutes, which should definitely break the ice. Animals, great things. Of course you cant do this with cats. Cats do whatever they want, and you cant just go around throwing cats at people. No one will appreciate that. Neither the ammo nor the target. 3
Orlion Blight he/him Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 That's why you show a picture or two of your feline critter...but not too many, because you then come off as being a crazy cat person! 3
Mistrunner Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 That's why you show a picture or two of your feline critter...but not too many, because you then come off as being a crazy cat person! There's too many rules! Why don't I just hide out in my room for the rest of my life? I should be doing homework. But wait. And, because I'm on the subject of Doctor Who memes, I might as well... 6
Zathoth Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 That's why you show a picture or two of your feline critter...but not too many, because you then come off as being a crazy cat person! I am a crazy cat person. But I cant just go throwing pictures of cats at people. You sort of need to talk to them before you show them pictures of your animals. Speaking of not talking to people. Theres this sorta cute girl working at the local gamestop wearing a triforce necklace. I kind of need to buy something to talk to her, Ive just been cheap (You know, gamestop prices, not cheap), and "Nice necklace" feels so tacky... and like... how do you talk to people? XD There's too many rules! Why don't I just hide out in my room for the rest of my life? I should be doing homework. But wait. And, because I'm on the subject of Doctor Who memes, I might as well... He's a 900+/2000 year old time traveling alien, he should know what he is talking about. 2
+Slowswift Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Anyone else here heard of Lost Kings? They have some of the most phenomenal remixes I've ever heard, ever.
Orlion Blight he/him Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 I am a crazy cat person. But I cant just go throwing pictures of cats at people. You sort of need to talk to them before you show them pictures of your animals. Speaking of not talking to people. Theres this sorta cute girl working at the local gamestop wearing a triforce necklace. I kind of need to buy something to talk to her, Ive just been cheap (You know, gamestop prices, not cheap), and "Nice necklace" feels so tacky... and like... how do you talk to people? Easy! Ask her about the new Zelda game, how she thinks it compares to previous ones, and if you need to add something more to the conversation, say something like, "but isn't it just Four Swords Adventure with just one less sword?"Chuckle, then ask her to marry you. Game, set, match! 3
Zathoth Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Easy! Ask her about the new Zelda game, how she thinks it compares to previous ones, and if you need to add something more to the conversation, say something like, "but isn't it just Four Swords Adventure with just one less sword?" Chuckle, then ask her to marry you. Game, set, match! Thats... not a bad start, I'll skip out on part 2 though, I shall be rich and famous, romance will only hold me down. Also we have previously concluded that I am terribly inconsistent, terrible at this commitment thing, I cant stay dead for more than 8 hours every night. 1
Orlion Blight he/him Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 (edited) "I can't stay dead" Is what he said "For more than eight hours a night. "I toss in bed, And think of Ted, And rise to give him a fright!" Edited October 30, 2015 by Orlion 1
Zathoth Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 "I can't stay dead" Is what he said "For more than eight hours a night. "I toss in bed, And think of Ted, And rise to give him a fright!" Wonderful poetry my fellow unbeliever. Though, I must ask, who is Ted? 1
Orlion Blight he/him Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 (edited) I don't know, you're the one that thinks of him! I'm just glad his name fit in the rhyming scheme! Edited October 30, 2015 by Orlion 1
Kobold King he/him Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Chuckle, then ask her to marry you. Game, set, match! 1
Zathoth Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 I don't know, you're the one that thinks of him! I'm just glad his name fit in the rhyming scheme! Oh, well, I seem to think of things when I sleep that I do not remember when I wake... I think we call those dreams... Anyway, forum, I shall get some rest, for it is late (Or in some points of view it is very early) and I am starting to ramble, which is usually a good sign that I have been awake for too long. Farewell, good night, dont let your sheets bite. I mean they are ghosts after all, why are you sleeping on ghosts you sadistic creature? Ghosts should be free to fly around and terrify the mortal kind, so if you find yourself eaten by your sheets you had it coming. The uprising is nigh.
Mistrunner Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 (edited) I should be doing homework But Doctor Who memes I am easily distracted Edited October 30, 2015 by Mistrunner 6
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 I should be doing homework But Doctor Who memes I am easily distracted That was almost a reverse haiku. 2
DanTheSeamonster he/him Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 You guys want to hear an awkward story? Great! So I was on my lunch break at work today. I had my food set down on the table, my drink set down on the table, and was poised to sit myself down at the table when I heard a woman's voice say "Hey,". I looked up. There was a middle aged woman sitting at the table next to mine, staring at me. "Hello," she said again. "You can come sit with me if you want." I very, very, very much did not want to sit with this nice lady. Of course, I had no idea how to tell her this without being rude, and she had already seen that I had heard her so I could not pretend I hadn't. Honestly, I considered just leaving and not even eating lunch but I was too hungry for that. So, I walked over and sat down at her table. I introduced myself. She returned the favor, but I was cringing on the inside so much that I legitimately have no clue what her name was. We didn't speak another word to each other. The end. 8
Patar he/him Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Something very funny just happened to a friend of mine. His Art Appreciation professor emailed all of his students, and asked them to turn in their projects by replying to that email, and include a picture of their project. My friends project, for whatever reason, included a selfie that he took. However, when he replied to the email, he accidentally clicked "reply all" instead of just "reply." So instead of just sending his selfie to his professor, he sent it to the professor AND all 300 of his other students. I don't know, I thought it was really funny. 1
Kestrel she/her Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 Costumes at the band costume game - a group of Tetris blocks who, when we were in block formation, were put together. - a group of kids who managed to get a hold of the 2006 uniforms - the entire baritone section dressing in the drill team uniforms - the entire drumline were minions - all the tubas bought tuba covers with the drum major's face printed on them - two or three people dressed as the head band director - my friend managed to get a hold of one of the colorguard costumes from freshman year - a weirdly diverse group of people in assorted animal onsies. - band director wore rainbow clown hair. No explanation. - a satellite dish. just. a satellite dish. - jake. from state farm. - a chicken But my favorite one, during the contest "And next up is.. the guy who never told me what he was dressing up as." Also, flute director bet the rainbow haired director. She won a dollar. She was so happy. She did a victory dance. 2
MrMistborn he/him Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 I was in class today, and we had some free time to catch up on class work. I was on my computer and was doing History note-taking (So boring), and then my friend starts reading WoA, and it took all my willpower to not log onto the shard. My willpower failed, and the IT people at my school caught me. Why, friend, why must you make me think of Sanderson?? 3
Mistrunner Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 It's nearly 1:00 AM. I'm not even done with the easy part of the assignment. I really, really don't like English classes. 1
Patar he/him Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 It's nearly 1:00 AM. I'm not even done with the easy part of the assignment. I really, really don't like English classes. Right? I stayed up until nearly 4 in the morning writing an essay on the morality of dropping the atomic bombs on Japan. A fascinating topic to discuss, until you have to do it for hours on end, eyes becoming blurred after staring at a computer monitor for so long. 1
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