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Wayne comments that he's a decent artist.

 

I think it's obvious then.

 

This next book will be about Wayne, sitting in front of a mirror, drawing a picture of himself with Tekiel Tower in the background.

 

Oh... wait, the title isn't "Shadows of Selfie"? Nevermind, then.

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"Do you want to take a selfie?"

"I am a stick"

"But you could take a selfie"

"I am a stick"

"But you could post it on Instagram"

"I am a stick"

 

 

 

Do you wanna take a selfie?

They sell the sticks down at the mall.

Stick a camera onto it with glue

And point it at the crew

We'll take it standing tall!

 

 

...

 

WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO ME

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Bwahahahahaha!

 

You might not want to encourage me.  The rhyming section of my brain is a dark and mysterious place; that's probably a box left unopened.  (Preferably in a box that's chained and locked.  And coated in lead and dropped into the deepest part of the ocean.)

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Peter: If you come to an East Coast signing, I will sing for you the parody I made for Mraize about his cosmere toys; On That Shardworld.

I won't be at any other signing's beyond last night's. I was going to say "sadly," as I'd love to meet more of you, but it's much to hard to be out of town away from the family.

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Do you wanna take a selfie?

They sell the sticks down at the mall.

Stick a camera onto it with glue

And point it at the crew

We'll take it standing tall!

 

 

...

 

WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO ME

 

It's as if we are best buddies, taking all these shots

What face should we strike next?

Do you wanna take a selfie?

It only has to be a selfie

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It's as if we are best buddies, taking all these shots

What face should we strike next?

Do you wanna take a selfie?

It only has to be a selfie

 

Nicely done.  I ran out of juice at about that point; pushing further could have caused a rhyming singularity.

 

(Says the woman who got bored working on editing training documents at work and snuck a limerick about fonts into the notes.)

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Nicely done.  I ran out of juice at about that point; pushing further could have caused a rhyming singularity.

 

(Says the woman who got bored working on editing training documents at work and snuck a limerick about fonts into the notes.)

 

i struggled a teeny bit, was hard making it relevent, so rusty as I've not done word play for so long

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