Edgedancer he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 "They took my friggin' kidney!" isn't nightmare enough? Not in Oregon. Certainly not in Oregon.
Kobold King he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 (edited) Then you know with what kind of nightmares I'll fill the place. The Panda: I am the Panda Bear! I am Adorable! I command you to gaze upon my face! You'll never find some bear as Epic as I am, I'm the craziest bear in this state. I'm a prophet, a god, I'm a bear to behold There is none as endearing as I!! With my cute little paws and my razor-sharp claws, Of my majesty none can deny! Because I am the Panda Bear! I am mysterious! In my conquests I leave beauty in my wake. You will not find a bear with such abilities I'm a creature you can never break. Chorus of winged flying panda bears: Panda bear takes good care Panda Bear is so fair Panda Bear has great hair Panda Bear oh so rare Panda Bear will you spare Panda Bear is our prayer Panda Bear! Edited October 15, 2015 by Kobold King 5
Kobold King he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 I tried to make a comic of the above song a few months ago, by the way, but I screwed up in Paint and wound up losing my work. Here's the last surviving panel. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 15, 2015 Author Posted October 15, 2015 I tried to make a comic of the above song a few months ago, by the way, but I screwed up in Paint and wound up losing my work. Here's the last surviving panel. I think this is what Arsenal has nightmares about. I think he had nightmares about it before he became an Epic. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 I tried to make a comic of the above song a few months ago, by the way, but I screwed up in Paint and wound up losing my work. Here's the last surviving panel. Clearly, a slightly different version of this is currently happening in Rowena. If only there was a Dalles post to despict it.
Voidus Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 Now I'm imagining Scribbler and Edgerunner constantly following Arsenal and bugging him, chanting, "Let's go to Candy Mountain, Arsie. Candy Mountain, yaaay!" I can neither confirm nor deny the potential veracity of this statement other than to say that I really think we should canonize a candy mountain immediately.
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 I can neither confirm nor deny the potential veracity of this statement other than to say that I really think we should canonize a candy mountain immediately. Could Scribbler actualize it?
Voidus Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 Could Scribbler actualize it? Yes but she'd need enough ink and time to write out a mountain sized word to do so
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 15, 2015 Author Posted October 15, 2015 Yes but she'd need enough ink and time to write out a mountain sized word to do so Lord Dupin would never allow her to use so much power at once. ...would he? 1
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 (edited) Yes but she'd need enough ink and time to write out a mountain sized word to do so Introducing...Supersize Primary:Can increase the size of a drawing by any factor he wishes. Secondary: Can cause the commodification of any good, and creates a global chain of stores selling the product. Weakness: Food from local restaurants. Edited October 15, 2015 by Mashadar Mistborn 1
Voidus Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 Lord Dupin would never allow her to use so much power at once. ...would he? The mind of one such as Lord Dupin is not for such as we to know. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 15, 2015 Author Posted October 15, 2015 The mind of one such as Lord Dupin is not for such as we to know. All we know for certain is his love of Lucy, and that may be enough.
Voidus Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 Is Lord Dupin her squid? Lord Dupin defies description! But yes. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 15, 2015 Author Posted October 15, 2015 Is Lord Dupin her squid? Her non-canonical-but-loved-as-though-he-is squid, yes
Blackhoof Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 She will flee to the Dalles, the one city he doesn't seem to know abbout, where unknown to her Shiny Sparkle awaits her with various coplays of plant type pokemons. The Dalles is a tiny city on the edge of the state, whose existence relies on not being well-known enough for any High Epic (or even moderately powerful lesser Epic) to bother attacking, out of principle or the desire for control. Of course he doesn't know much, if anything, about it Wouldn't be a place he likes anyway. Work for worms? In exchange for minor comforts and no servants that should be his right anyway? Inconceivable! In case you folks haven't seen yet, I asked Brandon at his signing in Lansing if he could tell me something about Oregon's Destruction. He said that not only was Night's Sorrow in Oregon, but is the one who destroyed it too. Also, my apologies for not posting in a while. Some IRL things are eating up my time. I promise I'm trying to find time to write up a post. OOoh! Big news! Now we know that one Epic in particular destroyed Oregon in some fashion. Don't you know about candy mountain, Twi? Was Night's Sorrow supposed to appear in it? If he/she does, then we will know enough to write him or her. If he/she doesn't.... then we can write her and make her up entirely! An idea occurred to me- in either situation in Calamity, we could theoretically write for Night's Sorrow. And if their powers (if we find them out, if not even better!) are the same as someone else's powers in the RP already, we can have them change their name to Night's Sorrow at some stage. If we don't find out Sorrow's powers, then we can pick ANY of our Epics (within reason of course) and rename them. We can remain in-canon after all! Maybe 2
Kobold King he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 An idea occurred to me- in either situation in Calamity, we could theoretically write for Night's Sorrow. And if their powers (if we find them out, if not even better!) are the same as someone else's powers in the RP already, we can have them change their name to Night's Sorrow at some stage. If we don't find out Sorrow's powers, then we can pick ANY of our Epics (within reason of course) and rename them. We can remain in-canon after all! Maybe There was a joke before Firefight came out that a corrupted Voidgaze would go on a rampage, destroy Oregon, and call herself Obliteration.
Voidus Posted October 16, 2015 Posted October 16, 2015 Night's Sorrow could only possibly be Metronome. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 16, 2015 Author Posted October 16, 2015 An idea occurred to me- in either situation in Calamity, we could theoretically write for Night's Sorrow. And if their powers (if we find them out, if not even better!) are the same as someone else's powers in the RP already, we can have them change their name to Night's Sorrow at some stage. If we don't find out Sorrow's powers, then we can pick ANY of our Epics (within reason of course) and rename them. We can remain in-canon after all! Maybe "Uh, Arsenal?" "I will not answer to my false name." "Fine, Night's Sorrow. I was just going to ask--" "My old name was a reminder that I had not yet discovered my true identity. I believe I've answered this before." "I was just going to ask if the black robes, moon necklace, and 1980s metal makeup are really necessary." "They're completely necessary!" 2
Blackhoof Posted October 16, 2015 Posted October 16, 2015 (edited) There was a joke before Firefight came out that a corrupted Voidgaze would go on a rampage, destroy Oregon, and call herself Obliteration. hahahaha I can see it "Uh, Arsenal?" "I will not answer to my false name." "Fine, Night's Sorrow. I was just going to ask--" "My old name was a reminder that I had not yet discovered my true identity. I believe I've answered this before." "I was just going to ask if the black robes, moon necklace, and 1980s metal makeup are really necessary." "They're completely necessary!" Hahaha XD A less amusing thought though was Funtimes going dark and becoming Night's Sorrow :\ I have a feeling that we will get at least a throwaway mention of Sorrow, or at least a little tidbit about her powers, in Calamity. Brandon has namedropped her a few times after all. Edited October 16, 2015 by Blackhoof
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 16, 2015 Author Posted October 16, 2015 A less amusing thought though was Funtimes going dark and becoming Night's Sorrow :\ Not really a direction I want to take her character. Though if it's any comfort, Night's Sorrow was mentioned alongside Steelheart and Obliteration in the first book, and I don't think Funtimes is powerful enough for a similar comparison.
Voidus Posted October 16, 2015 Posted October 16, 2015 Most of the people who could compete with those two are in Astoria, other than there the only ones I could think of are Soulcaster, Corpsemaker and possibly Rainmaker.I suppose Scribbler or MV could technically fight at the same level but they've both got some pretty massive limitations to balance them out, so unless MV had access to a meteorite's momentum or Scribbler had a truckload of ink and lot of time to prepare they'd both get squished pretty easily.
Blackhoof Posted October 16, 2015 Posted October 16, 2015 Most of the people who could compete with those two are in Astoria, other than there the only ones I could think of are Soulcaster, Corpsemaker and possibly Rainmaker. I suppose Scribbler or MV could technically fight at the same level but they've both got some pretty massive limitations to balance them out, so unless MV had access to a meteorite's momentum or Scribbler had a truckload of ink and lot of time to prepare they'd both get squished pretty easily. The Metal? He could fight toe-to-toe with those guys, and destroy the entire state relatively easily.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 16, 2015 Author Posted October 16, 2015 The Metal? He could fight toe-to-toe with those guys, and destroy the entire state relatively easily. He'd call himself Night's Sorrow as a joke mocking Lucentia's complaining, and go with a completely goth look just to mess with her....yeah, I can see it happening.
Voidus Posted October 16, 2015 Posted October 16, 2015 The Metal? He could fight toe-to-toe with those guys, and destroy the entire state relatively easily. One of the aforementioned people who could fight them from Astoria Bloody Mary, Bioterror and a few others could probably do well too.
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