Kobold King he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 Please, it's all about the art. "It's tasteful and artistic!" --Shiny Sparkle, facing arrest for organizing a "Nude-a-palooza" rally outside Arsenal's office.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 15, 2015 Author Posted October 15, 2015 "It's tasteful and artistic!" --Shiny Sparkle, facing arrest for organizing a "Nude-a-palooza" rally outside Arsenal's office. "If Deathwish shows up with a video camera, it is the exact opposite of 'tasteful and artistic.'" —Vondra, in a statement about the incident 1
Kobold King he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 "If Deathwish shows up with a video camera, it is the exact opposite of 'tasteful and artistic.'" —Vondra, in a statement about the incident "If Deathwish shows up... it is the exact opposite of 'tasteful.'" --The press. 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 "It's tasteful and artistic!" --Shiny Sparkle, facing arrest for organizing a "Nude-a-palooza" rally outside Arsenal's office. "Please, the outside of Arsenal's office doesn't deserve such a festival." 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 15, 2015 Author Posted October 15, 2015 "If Deathwish shows up... it is the exact opposite of 'tasteful.'" --The press. Now I'm wondering what a Dalles newspaper would look like under Vondra. Page 1: SLIGHT DIP IN PRODUCTIVITY PROMPTS ARSENAL TO CALL CITY "BUNCH OF LAZY WHINERS" DEATHWISH TO STOP SEXUAL HARASSMENT OR FACE SENTENCE TO BE DETERMINED BY VONDRA WHEN HE IS "FEELING CREATIVE" GLAMOUR VOTED MOST ANNOYING EPIC IN CITY 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 Now I'm wondering what a Dalles newspaper would look like under Vondra. Page 1: SLIGHT DIP IN PRODUCTIVITY PROMPTS ARSENAL TO CALL CITY "BUNCH OF LAZY WHINERS" DEATHWISH TO STOP SEXUAL HARASSMENT OR FACE SENTENCE TO BE DETERMINED BY VONDRA WHEN HE IS "FEELING CREATIVE" GLAMOUR VOTED MOST ANNOYING EPIC IN CITY Imagine what todays newspaper must look no matter who writes it. Town invaded from all sides! Commander bravely taking part in battle! But the actual title page going to: "Town couselor in illicit affair with unchecked newcomer!" Over a big picture of Shiny smooching Autumn. 1
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 Imagine what todays newspaper must look no matter who writes it. Town invaded from all sides! Commander bravely taking part in battle! But the actual title page going to: "Town couselor in illicit affair with unchecked newcomer!" Over a big picture of Shiny smooching Autumn. SHINY SPARKLE: THE REAL STORY I have no faith in the Dalles.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 15, 2015 Author Posted October 15, 2015 (edited) READER IS PUNCHED. BY UNANIMOUS VOTE BY POPULATION, PERPETRATOR FACES NO CHARGES. Well-known security Epic Reader was punched in multiple places today, breaking his nose and leaving him with several bruises. As he said multiple times, they were quite painful. However, when he pressed charges, Reader was informed that the town had voted to allow his assailant to go free. "There are no votes here!" Reader said to boos and hisses. "This town is a dictatorship, and you're the last people to get a voice!" "A benevolent dictatorship," Commander Vondra said. "And this leader isn't above allowing his people a voice when he feels they've earned it. Sorry, Reader, but the people have spoken." Reader was told to "go home, clean [himself] up, and stop acting like a baby." Reader's comments have been withheld for taste. Edited October 15, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 4
Blaze1616 he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 In case you folks haven't seen yet, I asked Brandon at his signing in Lansing if he could tell me something about Oregon's Destruction. He said that not only was Night's Sorrow in Oregon, but is the one who destroyed it too. Also, my apologies for not posting in a while. Some IRL things are eating up my time. I promise I'm trying to find time to write up a post. 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 15, 2015 Author Posted October 15, 2015 In case you folks haven't seen yet, I asked Brandon at his signing in Lansing if he could tell me something about Oregon's Destruction. He said that not only was Night's Sorrow in Oregon, but is the one who destroyed it too. Also, my apologies for not posting in a while. Some IRL things are eating up my time. I promise I'm trying to find time to write up a post. If only we knew more about Night's Sorrow. 1
Blaze1616 he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 If only we knew more about Night's Sorrow. I concur...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 15, 2015 Author Posted October 15, 2015 I concur... Has he said anything before about whether or not Night's Sorrow will appear in Calamity? I know she was a West Coast Epic, but so was Obliteration, technically.
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 In case you folks haven't seen yet, I asked Brandon at his signing in Lansing if he could tell me something about Oregon's Destruction. He said that not only was Night's Sorrow in Oregon, but is the one who destroyed it too. Also, my apologies for not posting in a while. Some IRL things are eating up my time. I promise I'm trying to find time to write up a post. Meh, I guess that's the oint at which we can officially go even more bonkers then.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 15, 2015 Author Posted October 15, 2015 Meh, I guess that's the oint at which we can officially go even more bonkers then. "So then Lightwards, who had died 34 times by that point, went up to Night's Sorrow and said, 'Just because you're about to destroy this Empire I worked so hard to build doesn't mean I can't find you attractive.'" 4
Kobold King he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 In case you folks haven't seen yet, I asked Brandon at his signing in Lansing if he could tell me something about Oregon's Destruction. He said that not only was Night's Sorrow in Oregon, but is the one who destroyed it too. Also, my apologies for not posting in a while. Some IRL things are eating up my time. I promise I'm trying to find time to write up a post. Do you know what this means? It means that since we can't be expected to canonically depict an Epic we haven't seen, we officially have license to do whatever we want to the state of Oregon. ANYTHING! 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 Do you know what this means? It means that since we can't be expected to canonically depict an Epic we haven't seen, we officially have license to do whatever we want to the state of Oregon. ANYTHING! I claim the land of giant candy canes! 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 15, 2015 Author Posted October 15, 2015 I claim the land of giant candy canes! So to escape from Oregon, the vanillas had to walk through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest, past the Sea of Twirly Swirly Gumdrops, and then they walked through the Lincoln Tunnel. 1
Blaze1616 he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 Do you know what this means? It means that since we can't be expected to canonically depict an Epic we haven't seen, we officially have license to do whatever we want to the state of Oregon. ANYTHING! Well, that is until Calamity comes out in February. And by that point we might be half way through the next day 1
Kobold King he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 So to escape from Oregon, the vanillas had to walk through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest, past the Sea of Twirly Swirly Gumdrops, and then they walked through the Lincoln Tunnel. Don't worry, my sister's getting Candyland for Christmas. I'll be available to help with maps. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 15, 2015 Author Posted October 15, 2015 Well, that is until Calamity comes out in February. And by that point we might be half way through the next day Key word: might. Don't worry, my sister's getting Candyland for Christmas. I'll be available to help with maps. Post-Calamity Oregon changed a bit.
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 (edited) So to escape from Oregon, the vanillas had to walk through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest, past the Sea of Twirly Swirly Gumdrops, and then they walked through the Lincoln Tunnel. Don't you know about candy mountain, Twi? Well, that is until Calamity comes out in February. And by that point we might be half way through the next day Was Night's Sorrow supposed to appear in it? Edited October 15, 2015 by Edgedancer
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 15, 2015 Author Posted October 15, 2015 Don't you know about candy mountain, Twi? Was Night's Sorrow supposed to appear in it? Of course I know about Candy Mountain. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 Of course I know about Candy Mountain. Now I'm imagining Scribbler and Edgerunner constantly following Arsenal and bugging him, chanting, "Let's go to Candy Mountain, Arsie. Candy Mountain, yaaay!" 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 Of course I know about Candy Mountain. Then you know with what kind of nightmares I'll fill the place. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 15, 2015 Author Posted October 15, 2015 Then you know with what kind of nightmares I'll fill the place. "They took my friggin' kidney!" isn't nightmare enough? 1
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