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"There are many panels, therefore it is sharp"

"We're all trapped, chicky-babies"

"Milk duds make act awesome"

EDIT: Also, 600th post 

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"It isn't the fact that your dead that counts, but only how did you die?"

The last line of the poem 'How did you die?' by Edmund Vance Cooke.

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In order to have a change of fortune at the last minute, you have to take your fortune to the last minute.

Death, in Thief of Time, by Terry Pratchett

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Idealists mature badly, if they can’t outgrow their idealism they become hypocrites, or blind. Fixating so much on the flaws of those that oppose them, they make themselves out to be paragons.

-The Blinding Knife. (I changed it a little to make more sense to readers who haven't read the book)

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"No, no, this sucker's electrical. But I need the plutonium to generate the 1.21 gigawatts needed to power the flux-capacitor!" -Doctor Emmett Brown

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"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout, 'Save us!', and I'll look down and whisper 'No.'." -Walter Kovacs/Rorschach

"I keep things in proportion and try to see the funny side." -Edward Blake/Comedian

"Oh, don't worry. Life has enough surprises." -Daniel Dreiberg/Nite Owl

"We're all puppets, Laurie. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings." -Jon Osterman/Doctor Manhattan

"Yeah? Well, ordinary life-my life; that's got 'chaotic terrain' too....or is that too abstract, too unquantifiable?" -Laurie Juspeczyk/Silk Spectre

"Yes, that's right. All alone....just me and the world." -Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias

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Newton was meditating under the Lotus tree when suddenly an apple fell on his head
There are too many birthdays.
I am a complete tower of Jell-O.

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Just coz i reread it last night

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“A life is priceless,” he said immediately, quoting his father. Dalinar smiled, wrinkle lines extending from the corners of his eyes. “Coincidentally, that is the exact value of a Shardblade. So today, you and your men sacrificed to buy me twenty-six hundred priceless lives. And all I had to repay you with was a single priceless sword. I call that a bargain.”

And of course the beautiful "Kaladin danced with the wind"

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Needs more elasticity and less milk.  The ceiling is an anti-boat 
Rainbows aren't physically. 
Hell hath no fury like that of a pissed off Canadian. 

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14 hours ago, Shqueeves said:

Hell hath no fury like that of a pissed off Canadian. 

Oh sorry, I think I quoted you too aggressively.

EDIT:Sorry, accidentally clicked edit, sorry.

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On 10/30/2017 at 11:06 PM, Shqueeves said:

Newton was meditating under the Lotus tree when suddenly an apple fell on his head
There are too many birthdays.
I am a complete tower of Jell-O.

Your life sounds confusing.

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It's a perpetual motion velociraptor.
All you need to do is to put an elevator on the cow. 
I believe in you with all of my aorta. 
The Barbie wall will solve world hunger

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If it was a beanbag robot you would be better off
The cubes don't have legs, dude. 
[Redacted]*, you are his belly button
The unicycling robot could scratch diamonds

*redacted for privacy

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something i overheard at school:

teacher: "hey! give me my face back!"

student: "I'm sorry! I threw it away!"

 

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This is not a Hashtag! It's a SHARP!

the rest of these are quotes from my orchestra teacher, Ms. S, which we put on a t-shirt for tour last year.

orchestra commandments to live by:

1-10 refer to the "Good Book."

11: Thou Shalt NOT WHINE!

12: Ms. "S" is right!

13. See #12 if Mrs. "s" is Wrong!"

14. thou shalt COUNT, because it is COOL!

15. thou shalt PLAY with PASSION!

 

famous sayings from Ms. s:

"The next person who plays in the Rests owes the whole Orchestra Doughnuts!"

"Pretend you're a Diva like the 1st Violin's"

"Knock it off or I see a Baton in your Future"

"Don't Dive-bomb with your bow!"

"MAKE IT UGLY!!!!"

"Hear me NOW and believe me LATER!"

"Your body better be here... If your mind is somewhere else, bring it too!"

"It's better to play Loud, Proud and Wrong than Quiet and Wimpy!"

"WE don't just play notes and Rhythms.... WE PLAY MUSIC!!"

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It's so bad it causes the calculators to gain blood, then hemorrhage it it again.


A traveling Scrabble Gypsy


It's diction, dammit


Rube-Goldberg romantic evening

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